Nigerian attacks closes oilfields

19 June 2008
Oil com­pa­ny Roy­al Dutch Shell says it has tem­porar­i­ly stopped pro­duc­tion at its main off­shore oil­field in Nige­ria, fol­low­ing a mil­i­tant attack.

Nigerian pipeline burns after attack19 June 2008
Oil com­pa­ny Roy­al Dutch Shell says it has tem­porar­i­ly stopped pro­duc­tion at its main off­shore oil­field in Nige­ria, fol­low­ing a mil­i­tant attack.

The raid took place overnight on the Bon­ga oil plat­form about 120km (75 miles) off the coast of the Niger Delta, the com­pa­ny said.

It is the first attack on the oil­field, which nor­mal­ly pro­duces about 200,000 bar­rels a day.

Attacks on the inshore Niger Delta have helped dri­ve up world oil prices.

Nige­ri­a’s valu­able off­shore oil­fields had always been con­sid­ered dif­fi­cult for most mil­i­tants to tar­get, the BBC’s Alex Last reports from Lagos.

But ear­ly on Thurs­day gun­men in boats reached the Bon­ga instal­la­tion, Shel­l’s flag­ship project, for the first time.

A Niger­ian navy spokesman con­firmed reports that mil­i­tants had kid­napped a US oil work­er from a sep­a­rate ves­sel on their way back from the raid.

The Move­ment for the Eman­ci­pa­tion of the Niger Delta (Mend) claimed it car­ried out the attack in an email sent to jour­nal­ists, and named the Amer­i­can as Cap­tain Jack Stone.

They said he would be released “in the com­ing hours”.

Sophis­ti­cat­ed

The gun­men failed to get inside the plat­form, but attacked a key ves­sel used for pro­duc­tion stor­age and offload­ing, a Shell spokesman said.

Sev­er­al peo­ple were report­ed to have been injured.

Mend says it is cam­paign­ing for a greater share of the region’s oil wealth to be kept by local peo­ple, but the gov­ern­ment says they are crim­i­nals moti­vat­ed by the ran­soms they receive from oil com­pa­nies.

The shut­down has cut a tenth of Nige­ri­a’s total out­put in one go.

This comes on top of a reduc­tion of at least 20% in recent years fol­low­ing inland attacks.

Our cor­re­spon­dent says Bon­ga was new, expen­sive and work­ing well despite the dif­fi­cul­ties and repeat­ed attacks affect­ing the com­pa­ny’s inshore oper­a­tions in the Delta.

The mil­i­tants in the Delta are get­ting more sophis­ti­cat­ed and bet­ter equipped and armed, he says.

Now they have proven that in terms of dis­tance at least, all of Nige­ri­a’s facil­i­ties are with­in their reach.

Amnesties promised

Next month, a peace sum­mit organ­ised by the gov­ern­ment on the Niger Delta unrest is due to begin in the cap­i­tal, Abu­ja.

The gov­ern­ment has promised amnesties to any mil­i­tants who take part.

Mend has refused to attend unless Hen­ry Okah, one of their lead­ers cur­rent­ly on tri­al for trea­son and gun-run­ning, is also grant­ed amnesty.

But the gov­ern­ment has refused.

“We want every­one to be there to air their griev­ances,” vice-pres­i­den­tial aide Akilu Ind­abawa told the BBC’s Hausa Ser­vice.

“But in Hen­ry Okah’s case the issue is in front of a court and the gov­ern­ment can’t inter­vene because it respects the rule of law.”

Oth­er reports to bal­ance this -
Niger­ian mil­i­tants demand gov­ern­ment accept medi­a­tion by ex-US pres­i­dent Carter
Move­ment for the Eman­ci­pa­tion of the Niger Delta Declares War
Niger­ian mil­i­tants: We killed drunk­en sol­diers

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21st June 2008
Nige­ria oil pipeline ‘attacked’

US oil giant Chevron has halt­ed onshore oil pro­duc­tion at its Escravos oil­field after an attack on a pipeline.

The loss could equate to about 120,000 bar­rels per day, about 6.6% of Nige­ri­a’s total dai­ly crude pro­duc­tion.

The Niger­ian mil­i­tary said mil­i­tants blew up the Niger Delta pipeline, but the region’s main armed group blamed angry youths for the attack.

Ear­li­er this week, Nige­ri­a’s pres­i­dent ordered tighter secu­ri­ty in the Delta after an attack at a Shell facil­i­ty.

Accord­ing to the BBC’s Alex Last, in Lagos, sources in the west­ern Niger Delta believe the lat­est attack is the work of ille­gal oil “bunker­ers” — involved in the lucra­tive trade in stolen oil.

Sig­nif­i­cant loss

The ear­li­er attack on Shel­l’s float­ing oil plat­form at Bon­ga, which cut a tenth of Niger­ian oil pro­duc­tion in one go, was car­ried out by mil­i­tant group the Move­ment for the Eman­ci­pa­tion of the Niger Delta (Mend).

News agen­cies quot­ed Mend as say­ing that it was not respon­si­ble for the Escravos inci­dent, which occurred on Thurs­day night.

Mend said it had been con­tact­ed by angry youths who report­ed hav­ing blown up the pipeline, the Asso­ci­at­ed Press said.

The Escravos inci­dent high­lights the vul­ner­a­bil­i­ty of the oil infra­struc­ture in Nige­ria, our cor­re­spon­dent says.

With the gov­ern­ment plan­ning to hold a big sum­mit of Niger Delta lead­ers and more mon­ey expect­ed to flow to the Niger Delta, per­haps the armed groups there feel it is a good time to show how rel­e­vant they are to any chance of peace, our cor­re­spon­dent adds.

While the loss to Niger­ian crude out­put is sig­nif­i­cant, it is a small frac­tion of the dai­ly glob­al oil out­put, of about 85 mil­lion bar­rels per day.

News of the Escravos attack comes ahead of a meet­ing in Jed­dah, Sau­di Ara­bia, of major ener­gy pro­duc­ers and users — where the ris­ing price of oil will be the key top­ic for dis­cus­sion.

On Fri­day the Niger­ian gov­ern­ment announced how it would spend a $10bn (£5bn) wind­fall from the ris­ing oil price.

It will spend just over $5bn fix­ing the coun­try’s pow­er sup­ply and the rest will be shared among the 36 state gov­ern­ments.

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CLIMATE ACTION NEWS SHEET 79, MAY 2008

CONTENTS:

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UPCOMING ACTIONS AND EVENTS:
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1) CLIMATE CAMP NATIONAL GATHERING — LONDON, 10–11.5.08
2) SAVING ICELAND IN WALES AND SCOTLAND — 7th & 9th MAY ‘08
3) TURNING UP THE HEAT — LONDON, CARDIFF, MANCHESTER & ONLINE, 8/10/13.5.08
4) BIG BLETHER 6 — GLASGOW, 9–11.5.08

CONTENTS:

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UPCOMING ACTIONS AND EVENTS:
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1) CLIMATE CAMP NATIONAL GATHERING — LONDON, 10–11.5.08
2) SAVING ICELAND IN WALES AND SCOTLAND — 7th & 9th MAY ‘08
3) TURNING UP THE HEAT — LONDON, CARDIFF, MANCHESTER & ONLINE, 8/10/13.5.08
4) BIG BLETHER 6 — GLASGOW, 9–11.5.08
5) CLIMATE CAMP SPEAKERS’ TRAINING — MANCHESTER, 17.5.08
6) MAKE A NOISE! — LONDON, 31.5.08
7) CLIMATE ACTION WITH A BITE! — NATIONAL, 3.6.08

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RECENT HAPPENINGS:
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1) ‘MAYDAY! MAYDAY! INVASION OF THE CLIMATE SNATCHERS’ — INTERNATIONAL, 1.5.08
2) M1 PUBLIC NUISANCE CASE DISMISSED — SHEFFIELD, 1.5.08
3) BANK OF AMERICA, DIRTY COAL PROTEST – CHARLOTTE (USA), 23.4.08
4) GREENWASH GUERILLAS PIE FRIEDMAN — NEW YORK, 21.4.08
5) ECO-RELATED ARSON IN GREECE — 21.4.08
6) KOORAGANG COMMUNITY WALK-IN — AUSTRALIA, 19.4.08
7) BELGIAN AGRO-GIANT BLOCKADE — 17.4.08
8) TARA UPDATES — IRELAND, APRIL 08
9) BIOFOOLS DAY — NATIONWIDE, 15.4.08
10) PLANE STUPID TAKE TO THE ROOF — EDINBURGH, 14.4.08
11) BURN THE MIDNIGHT OIL! — TASMANIA, 14.4.08
12) COLLEGE GROVE UPDATES — AUSTRALIA, APRIL ‘08
13) CHEVRON TOXICO GOLDMAN AWARD — SAN FRANCISCO, 13.4.08
14) SUBVERTISING — NEW GROUP, APRIL ‘08
15) CARBON DETOX — NEW BOOK, APRIL ‘08
16) BRING CLIMATE CRIMINALS TO JUSTICE — WEBSITE, APRIL ‘08
17) PROTEST WATCH — WEBSITE, APRIL ‘08
18) AIRPORTWATCH BULLETIN — APRIL ‘08
19) THE BATH BOMB — APRIL ‘08
20) LONDON CRITICAL MASS, 14TH ANNIVERSARY — APRIL 08

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UPCOMING ACTIONS AND EVENTS:
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1) CLIMATE CAMP NATIONAL GATHERING — LONDON, 10–11.5.08
Green­peace HQ, Canon­bury Vil­las, Lon­don, N1 2PN. 10am-6pm.
This sum­mer the Camp for Cli­mate Action will pitch its tents out­side Kingsnorth coal-fired pow­er sta­tion in Kent for a week of edu­ca­tion, sus­tain­able liv­ing and direct action. Every­one is invit­ed to the camp, which is now part of an inter­na­tion­al move­ment, with eight cli­mate camps on four con­ti­nents planned for this sum­mer. Togeth­er, we will show that the blind pur­suit of eco­nom­ic growth at any cost is sim­ply insane, and is
to blame for the CO2 emis­sions and ecosys­tem destruc­tion that are caus­ing cat­a­stroph­ic cli­mate change. Come to the gath­er­ing and get involved!
www.climatecamp.org.uk

2) SAVING ICELAND IN WALES AND SCOTLAND — 7th & 9th MAY 08
Alu­mini­um smelt­ing, even when pow­ered by geot­her­mal ener­gy, emits so much green­house gas emis­sions that Ice­land now pro­duces 18 tons of CO2 equiv­a­lent per capi­ta, com­pared to the Euro­pean aver­age of 11. May 7th at 8pm — Sav­ing Ice­land will give a pre­sen­ta­tion of these issues at The Tree­house, Bak­er St. Aberys­t­wyth, and will describe the inter­na­tion­al direct action cam­paign and plans for this sum­mer’s camp in July. (There will be a num­ber of vehi­cles going from the UK to the camp.) Come and see some of the most stun­ning places of beau­ty on earth, and help pro­tect them with direct action!
May 9th — Veg­an ban­quet with live music, bar and raf­fle! The Ban­quet starts at 7pm at Old St Pauls Hall, Edin­burgh. £5 (unwaged / low income) and £7 (waged). All prof­it will go to fund­ing the Scot­tish Sav­ing Ice­land Col­lec­tive.
Email; savingicelandscotland@riseup.net to reserve your tick­ets!
More info; http://www.savingiceland.org.

3) TURNING UP THE HEAT — LONDON, CARDIFF, MANCHESTER and ONLINE, 8/10/13.5.08
Can big busi­ness save the plan­et? A series of inter­ac­tive debates on cli­mate change and cor­po­rate pow­er. Attend the live events or watch online!
Thurs­day 8 May — Can the free mar­ket stop cli­mate change? 7:30–9:30pm at Amnesty Inter­na­tion­al Human Rights Action Cen­tre 17–25 New Inn Yard Lon­don EC2A 3EA.
10.5.08 – ‘Will bio­fu­els help com­bat cli­mate change?’ 2:30–4:30pm Cardiff Uni­ver­si­ty, Main Build­ing, Shan­don The­atre, Park Place CF10 3AT.
13.5.08 – ‘Does cli­mate change mean we should restrict avi­a­tion & tourism?’ 7:30–9:30pm, Man­ches­ter Con­ven­tion Cen­tre, Cock­croft The­atre, Sackville Street M1 3BB.
To book your free place and to reg­is­ter to watch online please go to http://www.wdm.org.uk/heat or call 020 7820 4900 for more infor­ma­tion.

4) BIG BLETHER 6 — GLASGOW, 9–11.5.08
Talamh Life Cen­tre, Near Glas­gow.
BB is a meet­ing place for activists to bring and share ideas, infor­ma­tion and enthu­si­asm and to cre­ate action out of inspi­ra­tion. Every­one is wel­come to par­tic­i­pate and con­tribute — big or small. There will be work­shops on Sat­ur­day and Sun­day, includ­ing every­thing from cli­mate change issues, cre­ative cam­paign­ing and tran­si­tion towns to nuclear resis­tance, yoga and wood­land crafts. BB is a non-prof­it organ­i­sa­tion and entrance will be by dona­tion. www.bigblether.org.uk

5) CLIMATE CAMP SPEAKERS’ TRAINING — MANCHESTER, 17.5.08
If you would like to talk to peo­ple about the Cli­mate Camp and help inspire hun­dreds of peo­ple to come this year, then this train­ing is for you. The net­work­ing team in con­junc­tion with COIN (http://coinet.org.uk/) and TRAPESE (http://trapese.clearerchannel.org/) have designed a short presentation/ work­shop that any­one can give to groups inter­est­ed in com­ing to the camp.
10:30 till 5:30pm.
Con­tact; speakers@climatecamp.org.uk to book your place.

6) MAKE A NOISE! — LONDON, 31.5.08
An agen­da for colos­sal air­port expan­sion and colos­sal cli­mate change demands a colos­sal response. You’re invit­ed to a car­ni­val on Sat­ur­day 31st May, which will make its way from Hat­ton Cross Tube Sta­tion (Pic­cadil­ly Line, 12pm) to Sip­son, the vil­lage that will be wiped out if Heathrow expan­sion goes ahead. At the end, you’ll have the chance to help form a great big NO! spelt out by human bod­ies. Organ­is­ers hope to set a new world record for the biggest and loud­est NO! in the world.
http://www.greenpeace.org.uk/blog/climate/make-a-noise-20080408

7) CLIMATE ACTION WITH A BITE! — NATIONAL, 3.6.08
The food we eat con­tributes up to a third of the emis­sions poi­son­ing the plan­et. It’s time for a detox! Cli­mate action starts on your din­ner plate, at the super­mar­ket, on your allot­ment and in your back yard, at the food dis­tri­b­u­tion cen­tres, down on the farm, in your high street, at the air­port and the lor­ry park. What­ev­er your tastes, there’s some­thing for every­one on this action menu! Local food mar­kets, free food stalls, work­shops and film show­ings, street the­atre, info stalls, protests and direct action, cook­ing demon­stra­tions, allot­ment shows. Get cre­ative and get involved!
This Day of Action on Cli­mate Change has been called by the Net­work for Cli­mate Action in co-oper­a­tion with the Ris­ing Tide Net­work and the Camp for Cli­mate Action. It has been planned to coin­cide with The UN Con­fer­ence on World Food Secu­ri­ty and Cli­mate Change, which runs from 3rd to 5th June.
Please email; foodNO@SPAMdaysofclimateaction.org.uk for fur­ther info.

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RECENT HAPPENINGS:
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1) ‘MAYDAY! MAYDAY! INVASION OF THE CLIMATE SNATCHERS’ — INTERNATIONAL,
1.5.08
This day of action tar­get­ed false cap­i­tal­ist solu­tions to cli­mate chaos.
There were actions in Europe and Cana­da:
Leam­ing­ton Ris­ing Tide vis­it­ed the E.on head­quar­ters in Coven­try to expose the truth behind its green­wash and show that car­bon cap­ture is a false solu­tion to the prob­lem of cli­mate change. Peo­ple arrived at 8am to hand fliers to the work­ers, while one pro­test­er occu­pied the roof of the build­ing. The day was a great suc­cess with a fes­tive vibe and no arrests. Nor­wich Ris­ing Tide got togeth­er with Earth First for a Crit­i­cal Mass to Sizewell nuclear pow­er sta­tion to high­light that nuclear is not a solu­tion to cli­mate change. In Lon­don, The Coal Clean­ing Com­pa­ny launched their enter­prise with E.on; accord­ing to the chat­ty clean­ers, “There’s no mess too big! We make coal Fos­sil Fuel Fresh!” In York peo­ple from groups across the city and both Uni­ver­si­ties took part in a ban­ner protest out­side Roy­al Bank of Scot­land’s cen­tral branch in the city. Leaflets were hand­ed out sum­maris­ing RBS’s cli­mate crimes. Mean­while, mem­bers of the Earth Lib­er­a­tion Front and Ani­mal Lib­er­a­tion Front joined forces to car­ry out an action against unnec­es­sary urban devel­op­ment in the south-west. A JCB and oth­er vehi­cles were dam­aged on a road con­struc­tion site.
Green­wash fly­ers were hand­ed out at the Green Liv­ing Show in Toron­to Cana­da, while in Paris “Biofuel=Danger” was chalked on the side of the French Agri­cul­tur­al Research insti­tute.
http://www.daysofclimateaction.org.uk/
http://risingtide.org.uk/node/276

2) M1 PUBLIC NUISANCE CASE DISMISSED — SHEFFIELD, 1.5.08
Sev­en cli­mate camp activists opposed to the widen­ing of the M1 had the case against them dis­missed from Sheffield Crown Court. The Judge resound­ing­ly reject­ed the pros­e­cu­tion’s argu­ment that the hang­ing of ban­ners over the motor­way could con­sti­tute a pub­lic nui­sance.
http://earthfirst.org.uk/actionreports/node/20611

3) BANK OF AMERICA, DIRTY COAL PROTEST – CHARLOTTE (USA), 23.4.08
Activists with Asheville Ris­ing Tide, Rain­for­est Action Net­work, and Croatan Earth First! hit the streets of Char­lotte to protest at Bank of America’s annu­al share­hold­ers meet­ing. Bank of Amer­i­ca has seen an esca­lat­ing lev­el of protest in the past year for its fund­ing of the coal indus­try.
http://www.risingtidenorthamerica.org/wordpress/2008/04/23/asheville-rising-tide-confronts-bank-of-america-shareholders/

4) GREENWASH GUERILLAS PIE FRIEDMAN — NEW YORK, 21.4.08
Thomas Fried­man, the author and NY Times colum­nist, was invit­ed to Brown Uni­ver­si­ty to give a keynote speech on Earth Day, before a packed audi­to­ri­um. His talk about how cor­po­rate envi­ron­men­tal­ism can restore Amer­i­ca to its “nat­ur­al place in the glob­al order” was inter­rupt­ed with a sur­prise vis­it from the Green­wash Guer­ril­las. After splat­ter­ing him with two green cream pies they threw leaflets to the crowd explain­ing their action.
http://greenwashguerrillas.wordpress.com/
http://www.risingtidenorthamerica.org/wordpress/2008/04/22/greenwash-guerrillas-pie-thomas-friedman-on-earth-day/

5) ECO-RELATED ARSON IN GREECE — 21.4.08
Eco-relat­ed arson against the min­istry of devel­op­ment offices in Athens was car­ried out in protest against the plans to build new pow­er plants using coal. “When cap­i­tal­ism is self-declared envi­ron­ment friend­ly, it is only to mea­sure and man­age the symp­toms of the cri­sis it pro­duced itself.”
http://directactiongr.blogspot.com/

6) KOORAGANG COMMUNITY WALK-IN — AUSTRALIA, 19.4.08
A crowd of around 50 pro­test­ers walked onto the con­struc­tion site for a new coal ter­mi­nal on Koor­a­gang Island in New­cas­tle. They stopped work at the site in protest against the expan­sion of the coal indus­try and its con­tri­bu­tion to cli­mate change. Georgina Woods, spokesper­son for Ris­ing Tide New­cas­tle said, “His­tor­i­cal­ly, ordi­nary peo­ple have achieved extra­or­di­nary things by tak­ing direct action to pre­vent immoral or
unsup­port­able actions…Many of us here today have nev­er done any­thing like this before, but we are doing it now, because we may not get anoth­er chance.” 16 of the pro­test­ers were arrest­ed and charged with tres­pass. More com­mu­ni­ty direct action against coal exports will take place in July this year.
http://www.risingtide.org.au/communitywalkin

7) BELGIAN AGRO-GIANT BLOCKADE — 17.4.08
In Bel­guim thir­ty activists blocked the gates of the Cargill fac­to­ry in Ghent.
This action was tak­en to high­light the agro-giant’s involve­ment in every­thing from bio­fu­els to soy mono­cul­ture, GMO to pesticides…The action began at around 6h30 in the morn­ing and last­ed until after 5 p.m. Dur­ing all that time, not one truck with soy could enter or leave the firm.
http://www.aseed.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=552&Itemid=211

8) TARA UPDATES — IRELAND, APRIL 08
On Thurs­day 17th April there was a peace­ful evic­tion of the Rath Lugh Camp. Four Pro­tec­tors who were on site were told by Gar­dai that they had to gath­er up their belong­ings and leave. This was not done in an aggres­sive man­ner and was com­plied with by the Pro­tec­tors.
http://www.tarapixie.net/
http://earthfirst.org.uk/actionreports/node/20557
Tara trip report — A group from Brighton went over to Ire­land recent­ly to sup­port the Irish pro­test­ers attempts to halt the work on the M3 Motor­way.
http://earthfirst.org.uk/actionreports/node/20502

9) BIOFOOLS DAY — NATIONWIDE, 15.4.08
From April 15th, all petrol fore­courts will be required by law to sell only fuel which is blend­ed with 2.5% agro­fu­el. Cor­po­ra­tions like Tesco are already jump­ing on the new “green” band­wag­on, speak­ing lit­tle of the greater emis­sions, dis­place­ment, pover­ty and hunger that will be left in its path. The only answer to the ener­gy cri­sis is a big shift in the way in which we live, trav­el and eat.
Nation­wide protest includ­ed; Aberdeen, Bolton, Chel­tenham, Leeds, Man­ches­ter, Not­ting­ham, Nor­wich and hun­dreds out­side Down­ing Street in Lon­don.
Bris­tol Ris­ing Tide and Espa­cio Bris­tol-Colom­bia were joined by oth­ers to inform the pub­lic about this issue at Tesco in East­ville, Bris­tol. A group of bio­fu­el activists made a colour­ful ban­ner and fly­er tour of Brighton city cen­tre and Sus­sex Uni­ver­si­ty. Agro-fuels pro­test­ers dis­abled the fuel pumps of two BP fill­ing sta­tions in Edin­burgh. Also in Scot­land, five mem­bers of the Edin­burgh Clown Army were detained for ques­tion­ing at a peace­ful and enter­tain­ing bio­fu­els protest in Brunts­field, and in Glas­gow a bio­fool ban­ner was hung.
http://www.biofuelwatch.org.uk/
http://earthfirst.org.uk/actionreports/node/20546

10) PLANE STUPID TAKES TO THE ROOF — EDINBURGH, 14.4.08
Two envi­ron­men­tal activists from the cli­mate action group, Plane Stu­pid Scot­land, climbed onto the roof of the Scot­tish Par­lia­ment in Edin­burgh to protest against plans for expan­sion of Scot­tish air­ports. They unfurled a large ban­ner which car­ried a par­o­dy of the Trainspot­ting design, “Choose Life.” The ban­ner read, “Plane Stop­ping: Choose the future. Say no to air­port expan­sion.”
http://www.planestupid.com/?q=content/plane-stupid-scotland-occupy-roof-scottish-parliament

11) BURN THE MIDNIGHT OIL! — TASMANIA, 14.4.08
Activists from Still Wild Still Threat­ened have wel­comed a 6 metre tall Peter Gar­rett (MP and singer from Mid­night Oil) to the Upper Flo­ren­tine Val­ley. Activists took the ‘giant Gar­rett’ on a tour of coupe FO42F which is due to be burnt in the imme­di­ate future to high­light their con­cerns about the con­tin­ued log­ging and burn­ing of some of Tasmania’s most car­bon dense forests.
http://earthfirst.org.uk/actionreports/node/20536

12) COLLEGE GROVE UPDATES — AUSTRALIA, APRIL 08
29 April 2008 — Activists have set up a new camp in the Col­lege Grove for­est area that is due to be destroyed in the next stage of devel­op­ment.
http://www.globalwarmingfg.com/
14 April 2008 — Col­lege Grove pro­test­ers stop machines for the day:
http://earthfirst.org.uk/actionreports/node/20535
10 April — Police Vio­lence at treesit action in Col­lege Grove, Bun­bury, Aus­tralia. Two activists were arrest­ed with one tak­en to hos­pi­tal after a force­ful and vio­lent push by WA Police. A spokes for the Com­mu­ni­ty Inde­pen­dent Activists (CIA) group says it was the “most vio­lent dis­play by police in 15 years of for­est activism.”
http://earthfirst.org.uk/actionreports/node/20531

13) CHEVRON TOXICO GOLDMAN AWARD — SAN FRANCISCO, 13.4.08
Two cam­paign­ers who have spear­head­ed a land­mark class-action law­suit against Chevron in Ecuador have been award­ed the Gold­man Prize, the world’s most pres­ti­gious envi­ron­men­tal hon­or, for their efforts to make the com­pa­ny clean up what experts believe is the world’s worst oil-relat­ed dis­as­ter. The Gold­man Prize Comes two weeks after these dam­ages were esti­mat­ed at up to $16 Bil­lion. Chevron Tox­i­co is the inter­na­tion­al cam­paign to hold Chevron­Tex­a­co account­able for its tox­ic con­t­a­m­i­na­tion of the Ecuado­ri­an Ama­zon.
http://www.amazonwatch.org/

14) SUBVERTISING — NEW GROUP, APRIL ‘08
A new group want to set up a cli­mate-focused nation­al sub­ver­tis­ing net­work where every­one has a role and where peo­ple are well sup­port­ed. If you would like to get involved, see http://www.myspace.com/subvertising

15) CARBON DETOX — NEW BOOK, APRIL ‘08
A new book by George Mar­shall of COIN. Mark Lynas,author of Six Degrees, says:
“Buy this book and thrust it into the hands of some­one who still does­n’t believe in the cli­mate cri­sis. No oth­er book goes fur­ther in address­ing peo­ple’s denial and their resis­tance to change.”
http://www.carbondetox.org/

16) BRING CLIMATE CRIMINALS TO JUSTICE — WEBSITE, APRIL ‘08
A cam­paign to estab­lish a legal process in the UK and abroad to facil­i­tate the crim­i­nal pros­e­cu­tion of Gov­ern­ment Min­is­ters and key busi­ness lead­ers whose poli­cies and activ­i­ties con­tribute to the mass loss of life which cli­mate change is cer­tain to now cause.
www.climatecriminals.co.uk

17) PROTEST WATCH — WEBSITE, APRIL ‘08
A new site which aims to become a com­pre­hen­sive resource for any­body inter­est­ed in active­ly protest­ing in the UK.
http://www.protestwatch.org.uk/

18) AIRPORTWATCH BULLETIN — APRIL ‘08
Air­port­Watch updates for April. See;
http://www.aef.org.uk/downloads//AirportWatch_bulletin_April2008.pdf

19) ‘THE BATH BOMB’ — APRIL 08
Anti-copy­right: copy and dis­trib­ute! Issue #9 free/donation. See;
http://www.myspace.com/bathbomb

20) LONDON CRITICAL MASS, 14TH ANNIVERSARY — APRIL ‘08
For ride reports/info. see;
http://earthfirst.org.uk/actionreports/node/20584
http://www.criticalmasslondon.org.uk/main.html

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Newcastle community green festival FREE 7/8 june

The uk’s largest free envi­ron­men­tal event, New­cas­tle com­mu­ni­ty green fes­ti­val 7/8 june 12pm till 6pm(after par­ties across the city). Come to beau­ti­ful leas­es park right in the cen­tre of New­cas­tle and enjoy two days of music, dance and green work­shops.

The uk’s largest free envi­ron­men­tal event, New­cas­tle com­mu­ni­ty green fes­ti­val 7/8 june 12pm till 6pm(after par­ties across the city). Come to beau­ti­ful leas­es park right in the cen­tre of New­cas­tle and enjoy two days of music, dance and green work­shops.

The event is non-cor­po­rate, car-free and fam­i­ly-friend­ly. Work­shops cov­er­ing low impact liv­ing, green trans­port, D.i.Y cul­ture, green gar­dens, bio­di­ver­si­ty, heal­ing area, kidz area’s, her­itage crafts, green pol­i­tics and debates, tree hug­ging, veg­an and veg­gie foods, plant sales, refugee rights and so much more…

Three stages show­cas­ing the best local music tal­ent with friends from across the coun­try.
The festie is FREE and run entir­ly by vol­un­teers for the love of it.
There is NO CAMPING on site sor­ry.

Oil price rises: Nigerian militants attack & seek peace; Scottish strike; Exxon strike in Nigeria — updated

LAGOS, Nige­ria (AP) — Mil­i­tants said they blew up two more oil pipelines Mon­day in south­ern Nige­ria and called for for­mer Pres­i­dent Jim­my Carter and actor George Clooney to help medi­ate an end to the cri­sis. [27th April 2008 updat­ed at bot­tom]

Shell logo burningLAGOS, Nige­ria (AP) — Mil­i­tants said they blew up two more oil pipelines Mon­day in south­ern Nige­ria and called for for­mer Pres­i­dent Jim­my Carter and actor George Clooney to help medi­ate an end to the cri­sis. [27th April 2008 updat­ed at bot­tom]

Mil­i­tary police­men patrol the creeks of the Omadi­no com­mu­ni­ty in War­ri South dis­trict of the Niger Delta.

The Move­ment for the Eman­ci­pa­tion of the Niger Delta, or MEND, said in a state­ment that fight­ers hit two pipelines it believes are oper­at­ed by Chevron Corp. and a Roy­al Dutch Shell PLC joint ven­ture in south­ern Rivers state.

Shell offi­cials had no imme­di­ate infor­ma­tion on any attack, and the Niger­ian mil­i­tary bat­tle group that patrols the oil region’s water­ways said it had no reports of overnight vio­lence. Offi­cials from Chevron could not imme­di­ate­ly be reached for com­ment.

The mil­i­tants last week claimed a sep­a­rate attack on a pipeline oper­at­ed by a Shell joint ven­ture that the com­pa­ny said shut down a small amount of oil pro­duc­tion. Video Watch how Nige­ria attacks help hike gas prices »

The mil­i­tants say they are step­ping up their activ­i­ties after the arrest of one of their lead­ers, Hen­ry Okah, who is on tri­al for ter­ror­ism and trea­son.

The mil­i­tants also called for medi­a­tion by Carter with the aim of end­ing the long-run­ning cri­sis that gov­ern­ment-led peace par­leys have so far failed to con­trol. The mil­i­tants have also asked Pres­i­dent Bush and Clooney for their involve­ment, but said they have received no reply.

“MEND expressed its will­ing­ness to embrace a gen­uine and trans­par­ent peace pro­gram with­out get­ting any response. The rip­ple effect of this attack will touch your econ­o­my and peo­ple one way or the oth­er and hope we now have your atten­tion,” it said.

The mil­i­tant group emerged in ear­ly 2006, launch­ing bomb­ing attacks on Nige­ri­a’s oil infra­struc­ture that cut about one quar­ter of the usu­al oil out­put in Africa’s biggest crude pro­duc­er. That has helped send oil prices to all-time highs.

The mil­i­tants want the release of their lead­ers from prison, and for more oil indus­try rev­enue for their areas, which remain deeply poor despite the nat­ur­al boun­ty.

But crime and mil­i­tan­cy are close­ly inter­wo­ven in the south­ern Niger Delta where the crude is pumped. Many of the var­i­ous armed groups in the region have had links to local politi­cians, who helped arm and direct the gun­men in their efforts to rig elec­tions.

Both mil­i­tants and gov­ern­ment offi­cials are sus­pect­ed of heavy involve­ment in the theft and resale of crude oil, which oil indus­try offi­cials brings rev­enues that run into the mil­lions of dol­lars per day.
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Nige­ri­a’s vast net­work of oil pipelines criss­cross the swamps and creeks in the Niger Delta and are eas­i­ly sab­o­taged. But the mil­i­tants haven’t recent­ly shown the sophis­ti­cat­ed, mil­i­tary-style raids on staffed oil infra­struc­ture that made them the most potent-ever mil­i­tant group in south­ern Nige­ria.

The mil­i­tants’ activ­i­ties appear to have moved fur­ther into the pro­pa­gan­da realm, with demands on inter­na­tion­al fig­ures linked to exter­nal news events. Carter was in the Mid­dle East on Mon­day.

— from main­stream media source (also below).

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Oil prices head­ed toward $117 a bar­rel as oil giant BP pre­pared to shut down a key North Sea pipeline and a strike at Exxon in Nige­ria dis­rupt­ed pro­duc­tion.
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BP’s For­ties pipeline, which pro­vides a third of the UK’s dai­ly oil out­put, will close if a two-day strike by refin­ery work­ers goes ahead.

Rebels in Nige­ria also claimed anoth­er attack on a Roy­al Dutch Shell pipeline.

The Move­ment for the Eman­ci­pa­tion of the Niger Delta has repeat­ed­ly tried to sab­o­tage Shel­l’s pro­duc­tion in recent weeks.
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A strike by work­ers at Exxon Mobil, Nige­ri­a’s biggest for­eign oil pro­duc­er, has fur­ther dis­rupt­ed pro­duc­tion in the African coun­try. It said it had been forced to halt its out­put of crude oil, esti­mat­ed at 200,000 bar­rels per day.

In the UK, work­ers at the Grange­mouth plant are due to take part in a two-day strike from Sun­day in a row over pen­sions.

The BP-run pipeline from the For­ties oil fields in the North Sea, relies on steam and elec­tric­i­ty from the Ineos refin­ery at Grange­mouth in cen­tral Scot­land.

A BP spokesman said that clos­ing Grange­mouth would cause up to 70 plat­forms in the North Sea to either shut down or reduce pro­duc­tion of oil.

BP said the pipeline would close when the pro­vi­sion of steam and elec­tric­i­ty from Grange­mouth runs out.

The com­pa­ny added that it would keep the pipeline open as long as pos­si­ble, but antic­i­pat­ed shut­ting it late on Sat­ur­day, if strike action goes ahead.

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Fri Apr, 25 2008

Niger­ian main rebel group, The Move­ment for the Eman­ci­pa­tion of the Niger Delta (MEND), today said it blew up anoth­er oil pipeline belong­ing to Shell in it renewed attack against oil infra­struc­tures in the region.

MEND said the late Thurs­day night attack occurred at Kula Riv­er in Rivers state of Nige­ria.

MEND says it is fight­ing to force the fed­er­al gov­ern­ment to direct more oil indus­try rev­enues to the region, which remains deeply poor despite four decades of oil pro­duc­tion in the area.

The mil­i­tant group said mil­i­tary offi­cials who were sup­posed to pro­tect the pipelines actu­al­ly assist­ed the fight­ers when they ran into them dur­ing the attack.

“After the blast, the fight­ers ran into a docked joint mil­i­tary patrol boat but were aston­ished that instead of a con­fronta­tion, the sol­diers in the patrol boat urged them on and lament­ed about hav­ing to defend what is unjust.

“MEND uses this oppor­tu­ni­ty to thank its numer­ous sym­pa­thiz­ers inside the mil­i­tary, oil indus­try and oil pro­duc­ing com­mu­ni­ties for facil­i­tat­ing the suc­cess of the on-going Oper­a­tion Cyclone (the
crip­pling of the entire Niger­ian oil export indus­try).

“This attack is ded­i­cat­ed to the Rivers state gov­er­nor, Mr. Roti­mi Amaechi who boast­ed to the Finan­cial Times that our past suc­cess­es were attrib­uted to the absence of patrol boats under­go­ing ser­vic­ing. We wait­ed for the patrol boats to return back in ser­vice before car­ry­ing
out this attack to proof a point.

“Our can­did advice to the oil majors is that they should not waste their time repair­ing any lines as we will con­tin­ue to sab­o­tage them. We have time on our side and there is so much to be destroyed. The only time we will stop is when we receive a direct order from our Shep­herd.” The
group said in an email sent by Jomo Gbo­mo to The Times of Nige­ria.

Shell con­firmed three attacks over the past week, and announced it may not be able to meet its oblig­a­tions to ship some 169,000 bar­rels per day from Nige­ria over the next few weeks. The com­pa­ny, one of the main oper­a­tors in the coun­try, has yet to report any pro­duc­tion out­ages from
the oth­er attacks.

Those attacks have helped send crude prices to his­toric highs on inter­na­tion­al mar­kets.

The mil­i­tants have stepped up activ­i­ties as one of the group’s reput­ed lead­ers, Hen­ry Okah, faces tri­al on ter­ror­ism and trea­son charges. The group emerged two years ago and quick­ly estab­lished itself as the region’s most effec­tive mil­i­tant orga­ni­za­tion.

Since Okah’s arrest, the group has not launched any of the coor­di­nat­ed, mil­i­tary-style armed raids on staffed facil­i­ties that orig­i­nal­ly made it notable.

Saving Iceland in Aberystwyth, May 7th

8pm, The Tree­house, Bak­er St — Talk & Film
A num­ber of heavy indus­try cor­po­ra­tions includ­ing RioT­in­to and ALCOA are invad­ing vast areas of unin­hab­it­ed wilder­ness in Ice­land for new smelters, refiner­ies and pow­er plants. Come and vis­it some of the most stun­ning places of beau­ty on earth, and help pro­tect them with direct action.
Despite of its green image, Ice­land is plan­ning a large num­ber of heavy indus­try projects, includ­ing a num­ber of alu­mini­um smelters and an oil refin­ery. If they con­tin­ue, every glacial riv­er in the coun­try will be dammed, vast areas will be destroyed by flood­ing and large scale geot­her­mal drilling. The sub­arc­tic tun­dra har­bours some of the most valu­able wet­lands and bird breed­ing areas in Europe, unique ecosys­tems with geo­log­i­cal phe­nom­e­na and land­scapes that can not be seen any­where in the world.

8pm, The Tree­house, Bak­er St — Talk & Film
A num­ber of heavy indus­try cor­po­ra­tions includ­ing RioT­in­to and ALCOA are invad­ing vast areas of unin­hab­it­ed wilder­ness in Ice­land for new smelters, refiner­ies and pow­er plants. Come and vis­it some of the most stun­ning places of beau­ty on earth, and help pro­tect them with direct action.
Despite of its green image, Ice­land is plan­ning a large num­ber of heavy indus­try projects, includ­ing a num­ber of alu­mini­um smelters and an oil refin­ery. If they con­tin­ue, every glacial riv­er in the coun­try will be dammed, vast areas will be destroyed by flood­ing and large scale geot­her­mal drilling. The sub­arc­tic tun­dra har­bours some of the most valu­able wet­lands and bird breed­ing areas in Europe, unique ecosys­tems with geo­log­i­cal phe­nom­e­na and land­scapes that can not be seen any­where in the world.

Alu­mini­um smelt­ing, even when pow­ered by geot­her­mal ener­gy, emits so much green­house gas emis­sions that Ice­land now pro­duces 18 tons of CO2 equiv­a­lent per capi­ta, com­pared to the Euro­pean aver­age of 11. If all the plans con­tin­ues, emis­sions will increase by at least 63% over 1990 lev­els.

May 7th, Sav­ing Ice­land will give a pre­sen­ta­tion of these issues in the Tree­house in Aberys­t­wyth, and we will tell you about the inter­na­tion­al direct action cam­paign that has tak­en place, and the plans for this sum­mer’s camp start­ing in July, includ­ing prac­ti­cal­i­ties. We will have a num­ber of vehi­cles going from the UK (incl. Wales) and Europe to the camp. We will also show some videos of recent actions and a slideshow of some of the threat­ened areas.

More info: http://www.savingiceland.org.

OIL FOR BLOOD ENTERPRISES!!!! “SHELL“ING THE ENVIRONMENT!!!!!!!

NIGERIAN YOUTH LEAGUE PROTEST AGAINST THE ENVIRONMENTAL DEGRADATION OF THE NIGER DELTA!!! SHELLS MOST PROFITABLE VENTURE!!!!!

We are the Niger­ian Youth League and have been giv­en a man­date by dif­fer­ent youth groups in the Niger Delta region of Nige­ria to car­ry out a protestes against Roy­al Dutch Shells activ­i­ties in the region. These are the alle­ga­tions below:

1. Envi­ron­men­tal degra­da­tion

NIGERIAN YOUTH LEAGUE PROTEST AGAINST THE ENVIRONMENTAL DEGRADATION OF THE NIGER DELTA!!! SHELLS MOST PROFITABLE VENTURE!!!!!

We are the Niger­ian Youth League and have been giv­en a man­date by dif­fer­ent youth groups in the Niger Delta region of Nige­ria to car­ry out a protestes against Roy­al Dutch Shells activ­i­ties in the region. These are the alle­ga­tions below:

1. Envi­ron­men­tal degra­da­tion
2. Destruc­tion of the Bio Diver­si­ty- no more fish­es for a farm­ing com­mu­ni­ty
3. Con­tri­bu­tion to Soci­etal cor­rup­tion-BRIBERY AND CORRUPTION OF GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS
4. The cat­a­lyst of Socio-eco­nom­ic and polit­i­cal insta­bil­i­ty of a region
5. Scorched earth pol­i­cy and the destruc­tion of peo­ples liveli­hoods for Oil!!!!

DATE:28TH APRIL 2008!!!!

VENUE:SHELL CENTER
2 YORK WAY
WATERLOO
SE1 7NA

For fur­ther info please con­tact daniel@nigerianyouthleague.org

or vis­it our web­site on

www.nigerianyouthleague.org

Every one is wel­come to join this his­toric moment where the envi­ron­ment will be more impor­tant than mon­ey and pol­i­tics!!!!!!!!!!!

Best regards

Execs

I Bike MCR Festival

I Bike MCR is a grass­roots fes­ti­val organ­ised vol­un­tar­i­ly by a group of cyclists in Man­ches­ter, UK that want to pro­mote cycling and bike relat­ed activ­i­ties no mat­ter how crazy they seem, such as Bicy­cle Polo.

I Bike MCR is a grass­roots fes­ti­val organ­ised vol­un­tar­i­ly by a group of cyclists in Man­ches­ter, UK that want to pro­mote cycling and bike relat­ed activ­i­ties no mat­ter how crazy they seem, such as Bicy­cle Polo.

They aim to pro­mote cycling in Man­ches­ter and also intro­duce new bike sports and events to cyclists and to share our skills and expe­ri­ences with cyclists that might not have had the oppor­tu­ni­ty to try some­thing before e.g. bicy­cle polo or all­ey­cat rac­ing.

–Fri­day 4th April–
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=10032456724
Mid­night Ride to Form­by

Sun­rise swim. Meet at The Sand­bar at Quar­ter to Mid­night to ride. Bring good lights, food, tow­el, swim­ming stuff, warm clothes, bike etc.

It’s about 40 miles and as its a night ride we’ll take to the road which we should have more or less to our­selves. A few stop offs for some light refresh­ment is like­ly.

“An adven­ture by moon­light. We’ll ride tho­rugh most­ly traf­fic free coun­try lanes, set­tling into groups to ride with peo­ple going at a sim­i­lar pace. Stop­ping off now and again for a swig of some­thing to warm us up. Fly­ing through lit­tle vil­lages, past dark fields, under a blan­ket of stars and a black sky dot­ted with bats…we’ll feel tired and won­der why we’re not in our beds at times and we’ll nev­er get that nights sleep back. But it’ll be worth it. And as we ride into the sun­rise and towards the shore of Form­by where our cheer­lead­ers, the red squir­rels, will meet us..we’ll be glad we did it….even if it rains the whole way!!!”

–Sat­ur­day 5th April–
Bicy­cle Polo class
1pm Platt Fields Park

The MCR Dropouts bicy­cle polo team will teach you how to play the sport and help you get a team togeth­er for the tour­na­ment.

–Sun­day 6th April–
1pm The Pankhurst Cen­tre
Ladies Day
Clit­i­cal Mass Ladies Bike ride to Reclaim the roads and feel con­fi­dent by rid­ing togeth­er (and to socialise!)…with a talk about the his­to­ry of cycling and women and a ladies only bike main­te­nance class.

–Fri­day 11th April–
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=22597226472
Hell Of the North West III
A fast ride around our city. Get to the check­points get back.
Alley Kit­ten Race- As above but on kids bikes or shop­pers!
To par­tic­i­pate in this event please reg­is­ter ASAP by email­ing cantgoslo@gmail.com

Fol­lowed by par­ty at The Sand­bar, every­one wel­come (whether par­tic­i­pat­ing in the alley cat/kitten or not). With DJs and a chance to hang out/socialise with MCR bike
com­mu­ni­ty.

–Sat­ur­day 12th April–
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=12227197436
2pm Bicy­cle Art Parade
Meet at Cathe­dral Gar­dens next to Vic­to­ria sta­tion on Sat­ur­day 12th April at 2pm for a nice pic­nic in the park and to admire each oth­ers fan­ci­ly dec­o­rat­ed steeds and
rid­ers (bring some nice pic­nic food and drink)..also if you don’t get chance to bling your bike before you come, there will be oppor­tu­ni­ty and mate­ri­als to do it there…

Also there as part of the Autonomous Spaces Event will be Folk bands, a soundsys­tem, mag­ic tricks, street the­atre and art ses­sion! then we shall ride around the city show­ing off how great our blinged-up bikes look..

–Sun­day 13th April–
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=9591312073
Beer Ride
Meet at Noon at Cathe­dral Gar­dens, next to Vic­to­ria train sta­tion for a ride into the peaks with a few stops at some nice coun­try pubs.

We won’t be cycling uber fast but it is quite a dis­tance (obvi­ous­ly peo­ple can drop off when­ev­er they like). We will give every­one points to cycle to togeth­er and so
the faster ones get to the pubs first and wait for the oth­ers (which might slow them down on the next leg!)

Be pre­pared to ride about 30–40 miles at a steady pace. We hope to be back in MCR by the evening.

–Sat­ur­day 19th April–
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=22520893208
Yo Fix­ie III
2pm out­side The Sand­bar

An event for fixed gear rid­ers. With comps inc: Track Stand, Track Skid, Sprint and more.

To par­tic­i­pate in this event please reg­is­ter ASAP by email­ing cantgoslo@gmail.com

The Sand­bar have very kind­ly agreed to putting on an amaz­ing “street par­ty” type thing at the back of the bar, with a dj and out­door bar, dur­ing the Yo Fix­ie event so even if you haven’t got a fixed wheel bike you can come down and watch the oth­ers and socialise with oth­er bike lovers.

–Sun­day 20th April–
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=9971607739
Bicy­cle Polo Tour­na­ment
1pm Platt Fields Park

Teams from around the UK com­pete to win the I Bike MCR Polo Tour­na­ment with a game of bicy­cle tag at half time that’s open to every­one to join in…so whether you’re a polo play­er or not come down with your bike and have a go..

ace prizes to be won!!

If you want to play with your team REGISTER ASAP at info@ibikemcr.org.uk

If you want to start your own team to play in the tour­na­ment but want some tips come to prac­tise on Sat­ur­day 5th April, Bicy­cle Polo class, 1pm Platt Fields Park

–Fri­day 25th April–
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=14320240405
Crit­i­cal Mass Bike ride
6pm Cen­tral Library

Fol­lowed by End of I Bike MCR Fes­ti­val Par­ty
(every­one invit­ed!!!):
8pm — 2am Aqua Bar, Albion Street, MCR
With…
Bands: Cash for Your Sto­ries, The Autono­mads, The Kirkz and Hail Brethren
DJ’s from Pick Your Own and Long­shot play Dub, reg­gae, ska, dub­step, dis­co etc
AND the Rol­la­paluza guys roll up to put on a Roller Race!!!

Roller Race- The final heats will be amaz­ing short races after com­peti­tors have set their qual­i­fy­ing times. “It’s a dra­ma – the grit­ting of teeth and twist­ing of faces,
as rid­ers give every­thing in those 20-some­thing sec­onds of each race. Only opera could por­tray the inten­si­ty and dra­ma.” (Therese Bjorn, www.londonmessengers.org)

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I Bike MCR Fes­ti­val from Fri­day 28th March to Fri­day 25th April 2008
Email: info@ibikemcr.org.uk
Web: http://www.ibikemcr.org.uk/festival.htm

Fossil Fools Day action round up — fully updated

Pic­tures, more info on all these actions and updates at http://www.fossilfoolsday.org
Start plan­ning your next action on the upcom­ing days of action on False Solu­tions (1st May), and Food (3rd June).
More details are below these brief reports:
Activists Block­ade Major Gas Ter­mi­nal, Nor­folk UK
Earth First! UK activists today block­ad­ed the UK’s largest off shore gas ter­mi­nal at Bac­ton in Nor­folk. 40% of the UK’s domes­tic gas comes ashore here, is processed and dis­trib­uted by pipeline. Activists block­ad­ed the main road out­side the site at 6.30 am this morn­ing, pre­vent­ing con­struc­tion work­ers and shift work­ers from arriv­ing. There were 19 Arrests.

Pic­tures, more info on all these actions and updates at http://www.fossilfoolsday.org
Start plan­ning your next action on the upcom­ing days of action on False Solu­tions (1st May), and Food (3rd June).
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Bacton FFD 1Activists Block­ade Major Gas Ter­mi­nal, Nor­folk UK
Earth First! UK activists today block­ad­ed the UK’s largest off shore gas ter­mi­nal at Bac­ton in Nor­folk. 40% of the UK’s domes­tic gas comes ashore here, is processed and dis­trib­uted by pipeline. Activists block­ad­ed the main road out­side the site at 6.30 am this morn­ing, pre­vent­ing con­struc­tion work­ers and shift work­ers from arriv­ing. There were 19 Arrests.

Merthyr Tydfil FFD actionPro­test­ers Shut down open-cast coal mine, Merthyr Tyd­fil, Wales.
Pro­test­ers Shut Open­cast Coal Mine Direct action expos­es ‘black hole’ in cli­mate change pol­i­cy Tues­day, 1st April, 2008: At 7am this morn­ing, pro­test­ers halt­ed work at one of the biggest open­cast coal mines in Europe. They intend to remain on the site for sev­er­al days. Video here

Ban­ner Hang for Fos­sil Fools in Wrex­ham, Wales
Read­ing “Car cul­ture = Cli­mate Chaos”

Cli­mate activists block­ade E‑on in Not­ting­ham, UK
Nottingham FFD 1Cli­mate activists from East­side Cli­mate Action block­ad­ed E‑on work­ers as part of Inter­na­tion­al Fos­sil Fools Day. At 7:30 this morn­ing 30 peo­ple block­ad­ed the entrances to E‑on’s offices on Mount St, Not­ting­ham City Cen­tre. Peo­ple cov­ered in green paint to rep­re­sent E‑on’s green­wash, locked onto the front entrance to E‑on’s office and stood in front of oth­er entrances pre­vent­ing E‑on work­ers from get­ting to work.

Cli­mate Activists Shut down Esso sta­tion, Ply­mouth, UK
Cli­mate activists from Ris­ing Tide occu­pied the Esso petrol sta­tion on Exeter Street in Ply­mouth. There were sev­en arrests. Thir­ty occu­pied the fore­court and three took to the roof shut­ting it down for over two hours.

Shenani­gans in Southamp­ton, UK
Today cli­mate activists from Southamp­ton tar­get­ed the Shell garage on Burgess Road cor­nered with Glen Eyre Road as part of Inter­na­tion­al Fos­sil Fools Day. A group of eight activists have tak­en over the fore­court and three activists have scaled and occu­pied the roof with a ban­ner.

Land Rover Ad Agency occu­pied by Lon­don Ris­ing Tide on Fos­sil Fools Day
Activists from cli­mate jus­tice direct action group Lon­don Ris­ing Tide (LRT) have occu­pied the offices of Y&R, the ad agency behind the cur­rent Land Rover cam­paign, and a new cam­paign for arms giant BAe Sys­tems.

EV-EON Car­bon Cap­ture launched on South­bank, Lon­don!
EV-EON | Saving the planet from climate changeThe first ever Fos­sil Fools day has been giv­en a ter­rif­ic chris­ten­ing today with the launch of EV-EON Unnat­u­ral­ly Car­bon­at­ed Water. This inno­v­a­tive new tech­nol­o­gy will be used at E.ON’s Kingsnorth Pow­er­Sta­tion and used to cap­ture the car­bon diox­ide giv­en off by the burningof coal. The car­bon diox­ide is then bub­bled through fresh spring water from near­by Kingsnorth Hills to cre­ate car­bon­at­ed drink­ing water which is bot­tled and sold in Ital­ian restau­rants.
http://ev-eon.com/

Peo­ple & Plan­et in Par­lia­ment Square, Lon­don
Peo­ple & Plan­et built a coal pow­er sta­tion com­plete with 12ft cool­ing tow­ers in Par­lia­ment Square and burnt a mock Cli­mate Change Bill to protest against the Government’s plans to build eight new coal-fired pow­er sta­tions in the UK
New Fool Found in West­min­ster, Lon­don, UK

Hutton FFDWest­min­ster awoke to cries of “Roll up! Roll up! Come see the Fos­sil Fool” at 8am this morn­ing as 15 jesters and 30 pro­tes­tors arrived at the depart­ment for busi­ness and reg­u­la­to­ry reform to laugh at John Hut­ton, the min­is­ter respon­si­ble for the government’s push to build a string of new coal-fired pow­er sta­tions in the UK.

Porsche FFDPolar bears take on Porsche, Lon­don, UK
Cli­mate change activists today deliv­ered a mock apol­o­gy on behalf of Porsche, high­light­ing the company’s bla­tant dis­re­gard for the envi­ron­ment. There to receive the apol­o­gy, to be deliv­ered at 8.30am out­side Porsche’s main Lon­don show­room in Berke­ley Square, was an audi­ence of protest­ing polar bears and Lon­don­ers.

Fos­sil Fools Day “kicks off” ear­ly in Lon­don! UK (mon­day)
FA Red card FFD
FA Red card 2Fos­sil Fools Day 2008 got an ear­ly start today — with Lon­don Ris­ing Tide “kick­ing” things off. In front of the Foot­ball Asso­ci­a­tion head­quar­ters in Lon­don, Ris­ing Tide pro­test­ers issued the FA a Red Card for accept­ing spon­sor­ship from E.ON — a util­i­ty com­pa­ny propos­ing to build new coal-fired pow­er plants in the UK.
More pho­tos here and here.

London FFD subvertising 1
London FFD subvertising 2The Evening Stan­dard­’s recent run-in with the press com­plaints com­mis­sion (which can be viewed here http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2008/03/394299.html ), which regard­ed last years Cli­mate Action Camp near Heathrow Air­port, seems to have result­ed in a remark­able volte-face with regards to cli­mate activism. These pho­tographs where tak­en of bill­boards around Lon­don on Fos­sil Fools day.
More pho­tos

Also in Lon­don, peo­ple demon­strat­ed out­side a Total petrol sta­tion, over their involve­ment in Bur­ma.

Leam­ing­ton Spa, UK
In Leam­ing­ton Spa today there had a demon­stra­tion parade against the pro­posed Claren­don Shop­ping Arcade. There were 50 adults and chil­dren, many dressed up as fairies, polar bear, jesters, and deaths with oil drips. Along­side musi­cians play­ing a fos­sil fool’s song writ­ten spe­cial­ly for the event. The Group had ban­ners, plac­ards and fliers.

Cam­bridge (UK) Fos­sil Fools Day Protest at RBS Bank
cambridge FFDThe Roy­al Bank of Scot­land is one of the main financiers of cli­mate crime, in the form of oil and gas explo­ration. After tar­get­ing the Trin­i­ty Street branch last year for the RBS day if action, this time pro­test­ers paid a vis­it to the Hills Road Branch to mark the occa­sion of Fos­sil Fools Day.

Edinburgh mung FFD34 4x4’s and sports cars ‘dis­armed’
One of Edin­burghs’ more afflu­ent areas was tar­get­ed for April fools fun!
“We chose only rich peo­ples vehi­cles to sym­bol­ise how the wealthy and pow­er­ful are main­ly respon­si­ble for the destruc­tion of our plan­et. We did the mung bean trick. It was very easy and fun!”

Edin­burgh clowns vis­it­ed var­i­ous super­mar­kets high­light­ing the prob­lems of food miles.

Ban­ner Hang in Scot­land
This ban­ner was hung on Char­ing Cross motor­way inter­sec­tion in cen­tral Glas­gow this morn­ing read­ing “Cli­mate change doesn’t exist. (APRIL FOOLS YOU FOSSIL FOOL!)”

Glas­gow (UK) Fos­sil Fools present awards to local Cli­mate Crim­i­nals
The Glas­gow Fos­sil Fools present their local Cli­mate Change Crim­i­nals with Awards for their con­tri­bu­tion to Cli­mate Chaos.

Fos­sil Fools in Sheffield
Sheffield FFDAs part of Fos­sil Fools Day activ­i­ty across the coun­try, motorists in Sheffield were remind­ed of an alter­na­tive to their fuel-con­sum­ing, car­bon pro­duc­ing trans­port… Petrol sta­tions belong­ing to Wait­rose and Shell were tar­get­ed with dri­vers being offered leaflets and bike route maps while being enter­tained by a cycle bal­let per­for­mance.

In Hull peo­ple in high vis jack­ets hung a ban­ner in the town cen­tre, and hand­ed out leaflets.

Lancaster FFD bannerBan­ner Hang in Lan­cast­er
Build­ing up to the Fos­sil Fools Day, some peo­ple in Lan­cast­er, Eng­land hung a ban­ner at the side of Lancaster’s busiest round­about for the “rush” hour grid­locked car dri­vers to enjoy. The ban­ner read: “Wor­ried about Cli­mate Change? Stuck in Traf­fic? Get a Bike!”

On the day in Lan­cast­er, mem­bers of Lan­cast­er Cli­mate Action hand out penal­ty notices for dan­ger­ous dri­ving caus­ing cli­mate change to car dri­vers. The penal­ty notices were stuck on the wind screens in city cen­tre car parks.

Also the day before, in Nor­wich peo­ple organ­ised a press cofer­ence on behalf of Nor­wich Union, stat­ing that they were pulling out of their fos­sil fuel invest­ments.

In Man­ches­ter a Fos­sil Fools’ Day parade vis­it­ed var­i­ous cli­mate crim­i­nals, includ­ing RBS, Flight Cen­tre and the local coun­cil.

5 activists includ­ing one refugee polar bear descend­ed on the streets of Wor­thing town cen­tre to tell the pub­lic about the cli­mate crimes of RBS, Natwest and Thom­son trav­el agents. Per­cy the polar bear told of his ecosys­tem’s plight, and spec­i­fied how the tar­get­ted cor­po­ra­tions were con­tribut­ing to cli­mate change. 300 leaflets were hand­ed out to mem­bers of the pub­lic, telling them about Fos­sil Fools Day and explain­ing how local cor­po­ra­tions are dam­ag­ing the plan­et. Lat­er on, Per­cy went into the Natwest branch and closed down his account in protest, and encour­aged oth­ers to do the same and write to their bank man­ag­er con­cern­ing Natwest­’s
bankrolling of oil cor­po­ra­tions.

A Tyne­side 4x4 show­room was block­ad­ed; work­ers were aggres­sive, and the police arrest­ed 2 peo­ple who had been dri­ven in to.

In Liv­er­pool, peo­ple hung a ban­ner at the train sta­tion demand­ing free trans­port for all, and hand­ed out fake tick­ets for free trav­el.

NORTH AMERICA

Bil­lion­aires for Dirty Ener­gy block­ade Citibank in New York, USA. 2 arrest­ed.
At 12:30pm today over 25 “Bil­lion­aires for Dirty Ener­gy” block­ad­ed the main entrance of Citibank’s Upper East Side head­quar­ters. Two were arrest­ed after chain­ing them­selves to the front doors and refus­ing to leave. Police even­tu­al­ly sawed them out of the chains, and a ral­ly con­tin­ued in front of the bank.

8 Arrest­ed as North Car­oli­na, USA Res­i­dents Shut Down Con­struc­tion at Cliff­side Coal Plant
At 6:30 this morn­ing, North Car­oli­na res­i­dents locked them­selves to bull­doz­ers to stop the con­struc­tion of Duke Energy’s mas­sive Cliff­side coal-fired pow­er plant being built 50 miles west of Char­lotte

Activists Block­ade Bank of Amer­i­ca to Protest Fund­ing of Coal, Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts, USA
Boston, MA – Cop­ley Square, April 1, 2008. April Fools! At of 9:00AM, in con­junc­tion with a down­town ral­ly, four activists locked them­selves to the front entrance of the Bank of Amer­i­ca branch in Cop­ley Square. They were protest­ing the bank’s fund­ing of coal and ener­gy com­pa­nies who are among the worst con­trib­u­tors to cli­mate change, and direct­ly respon­si­ble for innu­mer­able human rights abus­es in com­mu­ni­ties where coal is extract­ed and burned. There were four arrests.

Ban­ner drop in Port­land, OR, USA
As part of Fos­sil Fool’s Day, Stump­town Earth First! in protest of the LNG Ore­gon Pipelines, per­formed a four-sto­ry tall ban­ner hang off of the Burn­side Bridge in down­town Port­land, OR. The ban­ner reads No New Pipelines with a no LNG logo direct­ly in the mid­dle. The Liq­ue­fied Nat­ur­al Gas (LNG) Pipeline is a pro­posed project that involves three LNG pro­cess­ing ter­mi­nals and over 600 miles of new pipeline through­out Ore­gon. Stump­town Earth First! is based out of Port­land, OR Cas­ca­dia.

Pranksters mar­ket “infi­deli­ty off­sets” to down­town Port­landers, Ore­gon USA
Port­land, OR – With a bou­quet of heart shaped bal­loons, a group of Port­land-area cli­mate activists call­ing them­selves the “Green­wash Guer­ril­las” pre­sent­ed a high­ly exper­i­men­tal new busi­ness mod­el to passers­by in down­town Port­land on Tues­day. Draw­ing their inspi­ra­tion from so-called car­bon neu­tral com­pa­nies like Portland’s Cli­mate Trust, the activists claim to be launch­ing a new com­pa­ny called “Cheat Neu­tral.”

Plum Creek Receives “Fos­sil Fool’s Award”, Maine, USA
Fair­field, ME — Vol­un­teers with the Native For­est Net­work (NFN) staged a mock “Fos­sil Fool’s Day” awards cer­e­mo­ny today at the offices of the Plum Creek Tim­ber Com­pa­ny to draw atten­tion to the poten­tial impacts of the company’s Moose­head region devel­op­ment pro­pos­al on the region­al and glob­al cli­mate.

AUSTRALIA & NEW ZEALAND

Air New Zealand in Auck­land received a ‘Fos­sil Fool’ Award
A group of cli­mate change activists have pre­sent­ed Air New Zealand with New Zealand’s first ever ‘Fos­sil Fool’ award.

3 arrests at peace­ful parade in Christchurch, New Zealand
Three peo­ple were arrest­ed at at the Christchurch Fos­sil Fools Day protest

Aus­tralian Pranksters attempt to Pur­chase Goods with Coal

Newcastle (Oz) FFDA group of peo­ple from Ris­ing Tide New­cas­tle went to a K‑mart armed with a fist full of leaflets, bags full of coal, and a large ban­ner which asked the ques­tion “How does buy­ing stuff fuel cli­mate change?” and direct­ing the read­er to a web­site for the answer. They planned to swap their bags of coal for some cheap con­sumer prod­ucts (there­by cut­ting out the mid­dle man).

Durban FFD
In Dur­ban, South Africa, flo­ral wreaths were laid at a petrol dinosaur for the destruc­tion it caus­es.

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Cli­mate activists, a proud pen­guin, king rat, yel­low clowns and crit­i­cal massers joined forces to shut down the Esso petrol sta­tion on Exeter Street, Ply­mouth today.

The climb­ing clowns scaled the roof while oth­ers blocked access to the fore­court.
The atmos­phere was cel­e­bra­to­ry in a doomed plan­et kin­da way! — music and danc­ing, lots of leaflets giv­en out and a sur­pris­ing num­ber of pos­i­tive hoots from pass­ing cars.
Plymouth Esso FFD
There were sev­en arrests, both the roof team and those block­ing the fore­court.

Cli­mate sci­en­tists are warn­ing us to make imme­di­ate and mas­sive reduc­tions in our car­bon emis­sions or face the end of life on earth, and yet prof­it-dri­ven cor­po­ra­tions and gov­ern­ments are drag­ging us deep­er into cli­mate chaos! We have got to cut our­selves free! We have got to organ­ise our­selves to lead localised low-car­bon lifestyles and we’ve got to leave the fos­sil fools behind!

Action video

PRESS RELEASE 1.4.2008 — For Imme­di­ate Release

Fos­sil Fools Day — Cli­mate Activists Tar­get Irre­spon­si­ble Esso.
(The U.K. arm of the Amer­i­can oil giant Exxon­Mo­bil)

Cli­mate activists from Ris­ing Tide[1] have today occu­pied the Esso petrol sta­tion on Exeter Street in Ply­mouth.

The demon­stra­tors are call­ing for Exxon­Mo­bil to acknowl­edge the urgency of cli­mate change, to cease fund­ing think-tanks and lob­by­ists that are com­mit­ted to block­ing inter­na­tion­al­ly agreed poli­cies on glob­al warming,[2][3] and to start invest­ing in renew­able ener­gy.

With ban­ners, leaflets and cos­tumes — this peace­ful protest aims to focus atten­tion on Esso as a major obsta­cle to those seek­ing solu­tions that address cli­mate change.
This protest is part of Fos­sil Fools Day, a nation­wide day of action called by Ris­ing Tide for April 1st. While the fools at the head of the fos­sil fuel empire con­tin­ue to plun­der the earth, cli­mate chaos threat­ens our very sur­vival.

Despite high-pro­file cam­paigns by Green­peace and Friend’s of the Earth,[4][5] Exxon con­tin­ues to fun­nel mil­lions of dol­lars to groups iden­ti­fied as mis­lead­ing the gen­er­al pub­lic on glob­al warm­ing sci­ence and policy.[6]

In 2006 The Roy­al Soci­ety called on Esso to with­draw their sup­port for groups that have “mis­rep­re­sent­ed the sci­ence of cli­mate change by out­right denial of the evidence.”[7]

As the world’s largest pri­vate oil company,[8] Exxon­Mo­bil has the pow­er to direct the ener­gy indus­try and pol­i­cy mak­ers towards a sus­tain­able future. How­ev­er it con­tin­ues to invest sole­ly in fos­sil fuels.

In March of this year Chair­man and CEO Rex Tiller­son promised record lev­els of fos­sil fuel invest­ment. From 2008 to 2010 alone the cor­po­ra­tion plans to fund 19 new projects which, at peak, will add more than 725,000 oil-equiv­a­lent bar­rels PER DAY to Exxon­Mo­bil’s pro­duc­tion. Mr. Tiller­son also pro­posed to approx­i­mate­ly dou­ble pro­duc­tion of liq­ue­fied nat­ur­al gas (LNG).[9] While com­bus­tion of this fuel pro­duces 16% less CO2 than oil,[10] the ener­gy required to process and trans­port it result in LNG being a major source of green­house gases.[11][12]

Last year tem­per­a­tures in the U.K. were 1.3 degrees warmer that the 1961–1990 average.[13] If we reach two degrees of glob­al warm­ing the rise will trig­ger car­bon-cycle feed­backs from soils and plants — instead of absorb­ing CO2 they will start to release it. This could tip the plan­et into run­away glob­al warm­ing by 2050. We must reduce emis­sions of green­house gas­es by 60% over the next 10 years to avoid this. If we do not, sci­en­tif­ic evi­dence sug­gests that cli­mate change will result in the end of life on earth.[14]

The warn­ing signs of cli­mate change are all around us; mas­sive storms, dev­as­tat­ing flood­ing, uncon­trol­lable for­est fires. We must make a stand against the luna­cy and greed of cor­po­ra­tions like ExxonMobil[15] before it is too late!

Notes for edi­tors:

[1] Ris­ing tide is a glob­al net­work of local groups, tak­ing action against cli­mate change and build­ing a move­ment based on social and envi­ron­men­tal jus­tice. Ris­ing Tide activists from Devon and Corn­wall took part in recent actions to high­light the cli­mate impact of the Roy­al Bank of Scot­land and to protest about the envi­ron­men­tal­ly destruc­tive expan­sion plans at Newquay air­port.
[2] http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2007/sep/26/climatechange
[3] http://www.exxposeexxon.com/facts/Smoke-and-Mirrors.pdf
[4] http://www.greenpeace.org/international/news/exxon-still-funding-climate-ch
[5] http://www.exxon-files.eu/
[6] http://www.greenpeace.org/usa/assets/binaries/exxon-secrets-analysis-of-fun
[7] http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2006/sep/20/oilandpetrol.business
[8] In 2005, Exxon­Mo­bil made an all time record prof­it of $36.1 bil­lion — more than any cor­po­ra­tion in his­to­ry. In 2006, the com­pa­ny exceed­ed its own record with anoth­er $39 bil­lion in prof­it.
http://www.exxposeexxon.com/facts/failedpolicies.html
[9] http://phx.corporate-ir.net/phoenix.zhtml?p=irol-eventDetails&c=115024&eventID=1746215
[10] http://earthtrends.wri.org/updates/node/188
[11] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquefied_natural_gas#_note‑1
[12] http://www.risingtidenorthamerica.org/wordpress/liquified-natural-gas/
[13] http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/climate/uk/2007/seasonal.html
[14] http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article1480669.ece
[15] Exxon­Mo­bil also deserves to be shamed for its con­tin­ued involve­ment with Arc­tic Pow­er, the sin­gle-issue lob­by group intent on plun­der­ing the Arc­tic Nation­al Wildlife Refuge, and for its refusal to pay the puni­tive dam­ages it still owes for the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill.
http://www.exxposeexxon.com/facts/faq.html#1

plymouth@risingtide.org.uk

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Press Release: 7AM — 01/04/08

Email: media@thecoalhole.org
Tel: 07876753254 or 07775654500
PROTESTERS SHUT OPENCAST COAL MINE
Direct action expos­es ‘black hole’ in cli­mate change pol­i­cy

Tues­day, 1st April, 2008: At 7am this morn­ing, pro­test­ers halt­ed work at one of the biggest open­cast coal mines in Europe, on the out­skirts of Merthyr Tyd­fil. They intend to remain on the site for sev­er­al days.

One group of pro­test­ers have chained them­selves to large exca­va­tion machin­ery, while a sec­ond group have block­ad­ed one of the main entrances to the site.

The protest at the Ffos-y-Fran site high­lights the hypocrisy of a gov­ern­ment that claims to be tak­ing cli­mate change seri­ous­ly, while approv­ing new coal mines and coal-fired pow­er sta­tions. Coal has the biggest impact on cli­mate change of any fuel — despite oppo­si­tion from the world’s lead­ing sci­en­tists, the Gov­ern­ment is sup­port­ing an out­dat­ed and dan­ger­ous tech­nol­o­gy that has no future.

Merthyr res­i­dents have opposed the scheme for many years. The mine comes with­in 36 metres of local homes — in Eng­land and Scot­land, the scheme would have been reject­ed due to leg­is­la­tion requir­ing a 500 metre buffer zone between open­cast mines and res­i­den­tial areas.

The action coin­cides with Fos­sil Fools Day, an inter­na­tion­al day of cli­mate change protest.

PHOTO OPPORTUNITY: The coal wash­ery and pro­test­ers are clear­ly vis­i­ble from the Bogey Road, east of Merthyr Tyd­fil. Oth­er pro­test­ers on the edge of the mine are avail­able for inter­views and fur­ther infor­ma­tion.

INTERVIEWS avail­able in both Eng­lish and Welsh.

More details and live updates from the site are avail­able on www.thecoalhole.org

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UPDATE: Pro­test­ers leave coal mine after suc­cess­ful demon­stra­tion

Press release

Email: media@thecoalhole.org

Tel: 07876753254 or 07775654500

Suc­cess­ful protest expos­es ‘black hole’ in cli­mate change pol­i­cy

Tues­day, 1st April, 2008: At the finale of today’s occu­pa­tion of Ffos-y-Fran open­cast coal mine, Merthyr Tyd­fil, south Wales, a group of pro­test­ers unfurled a 36 metre ban­ner across the main build­ing stat­ing “Coal: the black hole in UK cli­mate pol­i­cy.” Thir­ty-six metres is the dis­tance between the mine and local res­i­dents’ homes.

Pro­test­ers occu­pied the mine since 6am this morn­ing, bar­ri­cad­ing the main entrance to the site, climb­ing on the roof of the coal wash­ery and chain­ing them­selves to machin­ery. The action halt­ed work at the mine, one of the biggest in the coun­try, before pro­test­ers left this after­noon.

Pro­test­er Esther Tew, who sat on top of an eight metre high Komat­su dig­ger for most of the day, said: “We just want the Gov­ern­ment to take its own cli­mate poli­cies seri­ous­ly. By sup­port­ing open­cast min­ing at Ffos-y-Fran and encour­ag­ing the build­ing of new coal pow­er sta­tions, Gor­don Brown is under­min­ing any chance the UK has of mak­ing the 60% cuts in emis­sions the Gov­ern­ment is cur­rent­ly com­mit­ting to, let alone the 80% tar­get the cli­mate change com­mit­tee is like­ly to rec­om­mend at the end of the year.”

The protest at the Ffos-y-Fran site high­lights the hypocrisy of the UK Gov­ern­ment, which claims to be tak­ing cli­mate change seri­ous­ly while approv­ing new coal mines and coal-fired pow­er sta­tions.

Coal has the biggest cli­mate impact of any fuel – despite oppo­si­tion from the world’s lead­ing sci­en­tists, the Gov­ern­ment is sup­port­ing an out­dat­ed and dan­ger­ous tech­nol­o­gy that has no future.

Local res­i­dents have opposed the scheme for many years, and invit­ed pro­test­ers to Merthyr last Decem­ber to sup­port their cam­paign. In Eng­land and Scot­land, the scheme would have been reject­ed due to leg­is­la­tion requir­ing a 500 metre buffer zone between open­cast mines and res­i­den­tial areas.

As the team leave the mine for the pub after a hard day’s work, oth­ers around the world are pick­ing up their ban­ners and get­ting ready to expose the ‘fos­sil fools’ mak­ing a mock­ery of cli­mate change pol­i­cy. In the US there are at least 100 ‘Fos­sil Fools’ protests planned lat­er today.

PHOTOS: A wide range of high res­o­lu­tion, high qual­i­ty images are avail­able. Con­tact us on the num­bers above for more details.

INTERVIEWS avail­able in both Eng­lish and Welsh.

More details and live updates from the site are avail­able on www.thecoalhole.org

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East­side Cli­mate Action block­ade E‑on work­ers as part of Fos­sil Fools Day
Nottingham FFD 2
At 7:30 this morn­ing 30 peo­ple block­ad­ed the entrances to E‑on’s offices on Mount St, Not­ting­ham City Cen­tre. Peo­ple cov­ered in green paint to rep­re­sent E‑on’s green­wash, locked onto the front entrance to E‑on’s office and stood in front of oth­er entrances pre­vent­ing E‑on work­ers from get­ting to work.

At E‑on’s offices today, Bob Cas­tle said “We are here today because despite E‑on pub­licly claim­ing green cre­den­tials, it is try­ing to build a new gen­er­a­tion of coal fired pow­er sta­tions. It is try­ing to build the first new coal fired pow­er sta­tion in the UK in 50 years, at Kingsnorth in Kent, and wish­es to con­tin­ue its expan­sion with a new pow­er staion at High Marn­ham in Not­ting­hamshire. We are here to tell E‑on that they will not suceed and the only real solu­tion to cli­mate change is to keep fos­sil fuels in the ground. Coal is the dirt­i­est Fos­sil Fool and to build new coal pow­er sta­tions in the face of cli­mate change is col­lec­tive sui­cide.”

Fos­sil Fools Day, called by the inter­na­tion­al Ris­ing Tide net­work and its allies, has seen over one hun­dred actions take place around the world. Protests have focused on the com­pa­nies respon­si­ble for run­away car­bon diox­ide emis­sions, as well as com­plic­it gov­ern­ments and those pro­mot­ing false solu­tions.

Groups who have tak­en action today in the UK include East­side Cli­mate Action, Ris­ing Tide, the Camp for Cli­mate Action, World Devel­op­ment Move­ment, Peo­ple and Plan­et, the Net­work for Cli­mate Action and Earth First!

While East­side Cli­mate Action were vis­it­ing E‑On in Not­ting­ham, oth­er groups around the UK were in Par­lia­ment Square (where Peo­ple and Plan­et built a coal pow­er sta­tion com­plete with 12ft cool­ing tow­ers), Porsche HQ in Lon­don (where a pub­lic apol­o­gy was issued on behalf of Porsche), the Depart­ment for Enter­prise, Busi­ness and Reg­u­la­to­ry Reform (where WDM held the world’s first laugh-in over plans for new coal at Kingsnorth) and Man­ches­ter City Cen­tre (where a parade toured the city’s biggest fos­sil fools).

“We are tak­ing action to pre­vent the fos­sil fuel indus­try from destroy­ing our future,” said Bob Cas­tle from East­side Cli­mate Action. “Vest­ed inter­ests in busi­ness and gov­ern­ment are bent on pur­su­ing eco­nom­ic growth at all costs. We need to shrink, not pro­tect, the fos­sil fuel econ­o­my if we are to sur­vive cli­mate change.”

For inter­views and more infor­ma­tion about today’s action at E‑on con­tact 07880 937511
** Updates will be avail­able through­out the day at www.fossilfoolsday.org **

Notes to Edi­tors:

1)E‑on own Rat­cliffe on Soar Pow­er Sta­tion the site of protests by 11 peo­ple who locked them­selves to machin­ery to pre­vent coal enter­ing the pow­er sta­tion. The judge in the tri­al agreed that the 11 defen­dants had act­ed to pre­vent death and seri­ous injury from the release of CO2 from Rat­cliffe into the atmos­phere.
2)Ratcliffe is the largest CO2 emmit­ter in the East Mid­lands and 2nd largest in the UK
3)Despite E‑on’s green claims they only pro­duce 9% of their ener­gy from renew­able sources. http://www.eon.com/en/unternehmen/8559.jsp
4)E‑on’s infra­struc­ture invest­ment fund is 95% for non-renew­able ener­gy projects. http://www.energyrisk.com/public/showPage.html?page=449443
5)E‑on plan to build the UK’s first new coal fired pow­er sta­tion, plans that are opposed by groups from Green­peace to World Devolp­ment Move­ment.
6)The Cli­mate camp, (which pre­vi­ous­ly held camps and did actions at Drax and Heathrow) plan to tar­get Kingsnorth this year. www.climatecamp.org.uk
7)E‑on also plan to build a new Coal Fired Pow­er Sta­tion at High Marn­ham near Ret­ford in Not­ting­hamshire.
http://www.thisisnottingham.co.uk/displayNode.jsp?nodeId=133965&command=displayContent&sourceNode=133948&contentPK=20117809&moduleName=InternalSearch&formname=sidebarsearch


As some e.on staff tried to enter the build­ing past the paint­ed pro­tes­tors, one woman took it upon her­self to abuse the paint­ed ones. This is shock­ing behav­iour and I would like to point out that most of the staff I encoun­tered were pleas­ant and most­ly indif­fer­ent or sym­pa­thet­ic.

Lat­er on in the record­ing, you can hear a secu­ri­ty guard, who was try­ing to push his way out of the build­ing respond­ing to an activist who claimed assault, say­ing: “Assault? I’ll give you assault in a minute”

More pho­tos here, here and here.
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Cli­mate Change Activists Block­ade Major Gas Ter­mi­nal
Bacton FFD 2
Earth First! UK activists today block­ad­ed the UK’s largest off shore gas ter­mi­nal at Bac­ton in Nor­folk. 40% of the UK’s domes­tic gas comes ashore here, is processed and dis­trib­uted by pipeline. Activists block­ad­ed the main road out­side the site at 6.30 am this morn­ing, pre­vent­ing con­struc­tion work­ers and shift owrk­ers from arriv­ing.

Envi­ron­men­tal activists have today dis­rupt­ed work at a major North Sea gas instal­la­tion as part of the Fos­sil Fools Day inter­na­tion­al day of action on cli­mate change.

At 6.30am, around 25 activists from Earth First! UK peace­ful­ly block­ad­ed the North Sea gas instal­la­tion at Bac­ton on the North Nor­folk Coast. The Bac­ton instal­la­tion, oper­at­ed pri­mar­i­ly by petro­le­um giants Roy­al Dutch Shell & Exxon­Mo­bil, includes a gas-fired pow­er sta­tion, pro­cess­ing plant and dis­tri­b­u­tion point for domes­tic gas. Shell esti­mates that over one third of domes­tic UK gas comes ashore at Bac­ton.

The protest is also in sol­i­dar­i­ty with pro­tes­tors at Ross­port in Ire­land, who have been try­ing to pre­vent a sim­i­lar instal­la­tion being built in their com­mu­ni­ty.

Cather­ine Lewis, one of the activists at the Bac­ton block­ade, said: “The fos­sil fuel indus­try is the sin­gle biggest dri­ver of cli­mate change, and gas is no excep­tion. Switch­ing from one fos­sil fuel to anoth­er is not a solu­tion to cli­mate change – the only real solu­tion is to keep fos­sil fuels in the ground.”

Ban­ners pro­claim­ing “Shrink of Sink” were stretched across the road, giv­ing the mes­sage that we need to shrink our econ­o­my and con­sump­tion to cut car­bon emis­sions.

Press release
1st April 2008
For imme­di­ate release

Cli­mate Change Activists Dis­rupt Work at Major Gas Instal­la­tion

Envi­ron­men­tal activists have today dis­rupt­ed work at a major North Sea gas instal­la­tion as part of an inter­na­tion­al day of action on cli­mate change. “Fos­sil Fools Day” 1 aims to draw atten­tion to the role that fos­sil fuels play in car­bon emis­sions, a key com­po­nent of cli­mate change.

At 6.30am, around 25 activists from Earth First! UK 2 peace­ful­ly block­ad­ed the North Sea gas instal­la­tion at Bac­ton on the North Nor­folk Coast. The Bac­ton installation3, oper­at­ed pri­mar­i­ly by petro­le­um giants Roy­al Dutch Shell & Exxon­Mo­bil, includes a gas-fired pow­er sta­tion, pro­cess­ing plant and dis­tri­b­u­tion point for domes­tic gas. Shell esti­mates that over one third of domes­tic UK gas comes ashore at Bac­ton.

Cather­ine Lewis, one of the activists at the Bac­ton block­ade, said: “The fos­sil fuel indus­try is the sin­gle biggest dri­ver of cli­mate change, and gas is no excep­tion. Switch­ing from one fos­sil fuel to anoth­er is not a solu­tion to cli­mate change – the only real solu­tion is to keep fos­sil fuels in the ground.”

Mar­tin Jenk­ins, anoth­er activist, said: “All around the world today, peo­ple are tak­ing action to pre­vent the fos­sil fuel indus­try from destroy­ing our future. Vest­ed inter­ests in busi­ness and gov­ern­ment are bent on pur­su­ing eco­nom­ic growth at all costs. We are here today to say no more – we need to shrink, not pro­tect or expand, the fos­sil fuel econ­o­my if we are to sur­vive cli­mate change. This means shrink­ing our con­sump­tion and even our econ­o­my.”

The activists at Bac­ton shut off part of the B1159, pre­vent­ing all move­ments out­side the gas instal­la­tion. Ban­ners stretched across the road read, “Keep fos­sil fuels in the ground” and “Shrink or sink”.

Notes to edi­tors
1.
Fos­sil Fools Day has been called by the inter­na­tion­al Ris­ing
Tide net­work. For more infor­ma­tion about Fos­sil Fools Day and the oth­er
protests tak­ing place today: www.fossilfoolsday.org.uk
2.
Earth First! UK is a net­work ded­i­cat­ed to envi­ron­men­tal
direct action. Fur­ther infor­ma­tion can
be found at www.earthfirst.org.uk
3.
Bac­ton is one of the largest gas ter­mi­nal com­plex­es in the
UK. Gas is piped onshore at the three pro­duc­er ter­mi­nals from the South­ern
North Sea and from the Shear­wa­ter Elgin Area Line (SEAL) and is then
dis­trib­uted to UK cus­tomers or to Bel­gium. When in reverse flow mode, Bac­ton
Ter­mi­nal is used to import gas into the UK. Infor­ma­tion on Bac­ton ter­mi­nal can
be found at www.shell.com or via
www.interconnector.com.
4.
Con­tacts for the Bac­ton Block­ade are: office: 0795 144 454;
at the block­ade 07507095345
5.
Print qual­i­ty pho­tos avail­able on request.

Ear­ly on Fos­sil Fools Day over 20 Earth First! activists paid a vis­it to Bac­ton Gas ter­mi­nal. The road was block­ad­ed (using steel and con­crete arm tubes) for over 4 hours — dis­rupt­ing the smooth func­tion­ing of the ter­mi­nal. Ban­ners were stretched across the road, which read — “Keep fos­sil fuels in the ground” and “Shrink or sink”.

Police, some of them armed Min­istry of Defense offi­cers, were on scene, divert­ing traf­fic around back roads. The action end­ed vol­un­tar­i­ly just before 11am. Three peo­ple who locked on were arrest­ed for obstruct­ing the high­way, but then police decid­ed to arrest every­one for the same offence — despite the fact that oth­ers were not posi­tioned in the road and had left the scene.

Back­ground – Bac­ton is a major ener­gy hub for the UK, han­dling around a third of the nation’s gas sup­ply, com­ing in from the North Sea and Euro­pean pipelines. The gas is han­dled by a range of oil and gas com­pa­nies (Shell and Exxon among oth­ers) before being sent into the nation­al grid.

In total nine women and ten men were arrest­ed and tak­en to three dif­fer­ent police sta­tions. All were released, after about 5 hours, to return in ear­ly May.

19 were arrest­ed after a four hour block­ade, and have now been released, on bail till the begin­ning of May. Two block­ades were set up, one with­in 30 yards of the MOD police sta­tion on site. Two cops were sit­ting in a car there, watch­ing peo­ple set up the block­ade, and anoth­er police patrol arrived short­ly after­wards. The site is pro­tect­ed by 2 high fences with space and razor wire between, plus is cov­ered by SOCPA due to its nation­al strate­gic impor­tance. Pro­tes­tors used a cun­ning com­bi­na­tion of steel and con­crete lock-ons, with extra secret ingre­di­ents, plus speed & skill. Local res­i­dents applaud­ed. The polic­ing poli­cies kept chang­ing, with a con­fus­ing com­bi­na­tion of MOD & Nor­folk plod; even­tu­al­ly the Gold Com­mand lost it and decid­ed stu­pid­ly to arrest every­one for obstruc­tion of the high­way. Apart from some of those locked on, all the oth­er alleged obstruc­tors were arrest­ed some dis­tance away. Unfor­tu­nate­ly cam­era, pho­tos & oth­er use­ful items are cur­rent­ly in the cus­tody of Nor­folk Con­stab­u­lary.

norfolk@earthfirst.org.uk

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Lon­don Ris­ing Tide played a spoof game of foot­ball out­side the Foot­ball Asso­ci­a­tion’s head­quar­ters in Soho Square with a coal ball, demand­ing that the FA end their spon­sor­ship deal with E‑ON.

At clos­ing time today Lon­don Ris­ing Tide played a spoof game of foot­ball out­side the Foot­ball Asso­ci­a­tion’s head­quar­ters in Soho Square with a coal ball, scor­ing own-goals and with the slo­gans ‘Cli­mate FU Cup’ and ‘E‑ON: No new coal’ embla­zoned on their foot­ball shirts. On the backs of their shirts were the names of the pro­posed new coal-fired pow­er sta­tions.

A mem­ber of the group hand­ed in a for­mal let­ter to Jonathan Hill, Direc­tor of the FA’s Com­mer­cial Divi­sion, to com­plain about spon­sor­ship of the cul­tur­al­ly icon­ic game by a fos­sil fool. E‑ON are aggres­sive­ly pro­mot­ing a return to coal, the dirt­i­est of all fos­sil fuels, despite the urgent need to dras­ti­cal­ly cut cli­mate-chang­ing emis­sions.

Some police, and FA secu­ri­ty attend­ed the match, sup­port­ing from the front doors of the FA head­quar­ters. The match went on for over an hour, only stop­ping for oranges and a team pho­to at half time.

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manchester FFD 1
Man­ches­ter’s Fos­sil Fools got up to all sorts of tricks today, vis­it­ing some of their idols in the city cen­tre… unfor­tu­nate­ly in our efforts to con­grat­u­late the best fos­sil fools a few mishaps occurred…

Some clowns got stuck in the revolv­ing doors at RBS and a human pipeline was escort­ed from the city cen­tre build­ing by secu­ri­ty. Some mem­bers of the parade got con­fused and chalked mes­sages on the pave­ments, and peo­ple try­ing to escape the beat­ing of drums ran to hide in the Flight Cen­tre while the sam­ba band, who real­ly had no idea, blocked the entrance! Some police­men came along look­ing for Spar­ta­cus but could­n’t find him any­where.

This was a won­der­ful day where fos­sil fools in all their many guis­es could come togeth­er, from old men (we think?!!), to young dinosaurs, in shades, masks, face-paints and suits to wor­ship at the altar of com­mer­cial cli­mate denial. To encour­age peo­ple to con­sid­er whether or not they too may be fos­sil fools there were free veg­an cakes, and leaflets with guid­ance about mak­ing Man­ches­ter a clean­er city (anoth­er lit­tle slip up).

On a pos­i­tive note ban­ners read­ing ‘OIL,GAS and COAL the jokes on US! Hap­py Fos­sil Fools Day! were hung on the walls of RBS, out of respect for their hard work con­tribut­ing to cli­mate chaos. Plac­ards say­ing ‘Mr.T says “I pity the fuel” were waved. The parade end­ed tri­umphant­ly out­side Man­ches­ter Town Hall to recog­nise the vital role Man­ches­ter City Coun­cil play in the area, dam­ag­ing the cli­mate every day. Just before the end a charm­ing man did a short but inspir­ing solo on the spoons.

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The mung bean trick*
*basi­cal­ly, the activist places a mung bean in the dust cap of a car tyre, and then screws the cap back on. repeat x4. this depress­es the valve, releas­ing the air in the tyre grad­u­al­ly while the activist escapes.

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Edinburgh clowns FFD
Clowns take on Food Mile Freaks on Fos­sil Fools Day

Today the Edin­burgh bat­tal­ion of the Clan­des­tine Insur­gent Rebel Clown Army (CIRCA) marched into Sainsbury’s and Tesco to point out the absur­di­ty of squan­der­ing lim­it­ed fos­sil fuel resources on fly­ing straw­ber­ries to Scot­land so we can eat them in the mid­dle of win­ter.

As part of Inter­na­tion­al Fos­sil Fools Day ten clowns burst into super­mar­kets between 4 and 6 o’ clock in the after­noon, in time to salute shop­pers on their way home from work. The red-nosed army marched into the new Sainsbury’s on Mid­dle Mead­ow Walk, where they act­ed out the car­bon inten­sive process of trans­port­ing food from farmer to plate. The clowns then scat­tered through­out the store in search of an elu­sive ‘Scot­tish banana’, encour­ag­ing fel­low shop­pers to find (if they could) any pro­duce in the store which was actu­al­ly from Scot­land. The bat­tal­ion placed fly­ers in shop­ping bas­kets and amongst pineap­ples, peach­es and pears remind­ing shop­pers that 50% of veg­eta­bles and 95% of the fruit eat­en in the UK now comes from over­seas.

Under the watch­ful eyes of the police, the clowns then nav­i­gat­ed their way through the streets of Edin­burgh and stum­bled into a Tesco on Nicol­son Street. Here they dis­cov­ered the lat­est inven­tion of green super­mar­ket spin, ‘car­bon labelling.’ Shop­pers seemed sur­prised, but amused by the pres­ence of the trick­sters who were going about their nor­mal shop­ping rou­tine. The clowns were even­tu­al­ly forced to leave by secu­ri­ty at both Sainsbury´s and Tesco.

At Tesco today, Clown com­bat­ant Major Look said, “We are here to draw atten­tion to super­mar­ket food mile freaks such as Tesco and Sainsbury’s who adopt extreme­ly harm­ful prac­tices in order to sell food from all over the world, all the year round. Instead of pro­mot­ing local Scot­tish pro­duce and sea­son­al fruit and veg­eta­bles, big super­mar­kets air-freight food into the coun­try from far away, con­tribut­ing tons of CO2 to the atmos­phere. Trans­port­ing food by plane is one of the fastest grow­ing meth­ods of dis­tri­b­u­tion, and also the most pol­lut­ing.”

When asked to com­ment on the tac­tics of the Clan­des­tine Insur­gent Rebel Clown Army, Ker­nel O’Truth com­ment­ed,

“It’s bet­ter to be fool­ish than fos­sil fuel­ish!”

Edin­burgh bat­tal­ion of the Clan­des­tine Insur­gent Rebel Clown Army
edinburghrebelclowns@riseup.net

More pho­tos

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I’m hap­py to report that here in Hull we suc­cess­ful­ly staged a Fos­sil Fools Day action;

Dressed in high vis­i­bil­i­ty jack­ets read­ing “Cli­mate Cri­sis Pre­ven­tion”, hard hats and boil­er suits, we hung a ban­ner in the town cen­tre, below the large TV screen, read­ing;

MONEY WELL SPENT?
2007 = 17,000 HOMES FLOODED
CLIMATE CHANGE = MORE FLOODS

We then pro­ceed­ed to hand out fly­ers to local res­i­dents, of whom the VAST major­i­ty were very sup­port­ive. Local media con­duct­ed inter­views, with BBC Look North promis­ing to do a live TV news feed, until a ‘break­ing sto­ry required their cam­era men to go else­where.

Our expe­ri­ence of suc­cess­ful­ly mak­ing the tran­si­tion for ‘talk­ing’ to ‘doing’ was very pos­i­tive for every­body involved, and hav­ing now com­plet­ed our first ever action, we’re look­ing for­ward to plan­ning the next on the 1st May.

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EV-EON Unnat­u­ral­ly Car­bon­at­ed Water : The Plan­et is Saved!
Ev-EON
EV-EON Unnat­u­ral­ly Car­bon­at­ed Water was launched today on the streets of Lon­don. Using all new cli­mate-sav­ing tech­nol­o­gy we can save the day and keep burn­ing coal for ever more. Well done Car­bon Cap­ture and Stor­age!

Today saw the launch in Lon­don of EV-EON Unnat­u­ral­ly Car­bon­at­ed Water a new car­bon cap­ture tech­nol­o­gy (CCS) to be used at E.ON’s Kingsnorth Pow­er Sta­tion.

Burn­ing coal to gen­er­ate elec­tric­i­ty pro­duces Car­bon Diox­ide (CO2), a green house gas that con­tributes to cli­mate change. How­ev­er by cap­tur­ing the CO2 before it is released into the atmos­phere and pip­ing it through nat­ur­al spring water we at E.ON are able to cre­ate car­bon­at­ed drink­ing water that is bot­tled and sold in Ital­ian restau­rants under the brand name EV-EON.

Although a sim­ple solu­tion, the impli­ca­tions are huge. With over a hun­dred years worth of coal deposits left and with mas­sive growth in ener­gy demand CCS will allow E.ON to con­tin­ue to burn coal for decades to come. EV-EON’s Chief Exec­u­tive Taton Rebfluw says, “cli­mate change had turned coal into a dirty word, but car­bon­at­ed drink­ing water could be the sil­ver bul­let we have been look­ing for” a quick sip of EV-EON bot­tled water and he con­tin­ues “the water tastes great and drinkers have the added bonus of help­ing com­bat cli­mate change – the more water they drink, the more CO2 they store, and the more coal can be used to gen­er­ate elec­tric­i­ty, this real­ly is sym­bio­sis at its very best”.

EV-EON is avail­able now in restau­rants and cafes. Please drink respon­si­bly and refrain from burp­ing or breath­ing the CO2 back into the atmos­phere oth­er­wise you may be respon­si­ble for caus­ing cli­mate change.

Please vis­it our web­site to watch our fan­tas­tic ani­ma­tion and learn more.

info@ev-eon.com
http://www.ev-eon.com

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Welsh Open­cast Mine protest in Lon­don on Fos­sil Fuels Day
Argent FFD solidarity
The demon­stra­tion by the Cam­paign Against Cli­mate Change at the offices of Argent Group PLC in Pic­cadil­ly on April 1 was one of many actions as part of the glob­al ‘Fos­sil Fools Day.’

Argent form half of Miller-Argent who run the UK’s largest open­cast coal mine, Ffos-y-Fran in Merthyr Tyd­fil, South Wales. Just 36 metres from the near­est hous­es, extrac­tion will con­tin­ue for more than 15 years (per­haps as along as 40 years), pro­duc­ing coal that will add at least 30 mil­lion tons of CO2 to to our atmos­phere.

Scot­tish safe­ty stan­dards demand a min­i­mum gap of 500 metres from hous­ing, but the imple­men­tion of a 350 metres lim­it by the Welsh office has been delayed — alleged­ly to allow the Merthyr work­ing to go ahead.

Despite the mis­ery and health haz­ards through air-borne dust, diesel fumes and noise to the 70,000 or so who live in Merthyr (the author­i­ties set up a Health Impact Study — then refused to accept it when it gave a damn­ing report) and the dan­gers of pos­si­ble dis­as­ter to those liv­ing on the edge of the ‘black hole’, no offers have been made of com­pen­sa­tion or relo­ca­tion.

Think­ing glob­al­ly, the car­bon diox­ide will add sig­nif­i­cant­ly to the world-wide cli­mate change which already threat­ens mas­sive dis­as­ters, in par­tic­u­lar with dense­ly pop­u­lat­ed low-lying coun­tries such as Bangladesh like­ly to become large­ly unten­able in the medi­um term future.

This open­cast coal mine has only been allowed to go ahead because of close coop­er­a­tion between the gov­ern­ment and com­mer­cial inter­ests back­ing ‘new coal’ and new coal-fired pow­er sta­tions such as Kingsnorth. You can read more about it on the web sites http://www.campaigncc.org, http://www.thecoalhole.org and http://www.stopffosyfran.co.uk

Around a dozen demon­stra­tors turned up at 4pm in in Albany Court­yard, a pri­vate street off Pic­cadil­ly where Argent have their Lon­don office and set up behind bar­ri­ers watched by rather more police from three vans and a police car, with a police pho­tog­ra­ph­er tak­ing exten­sive video and pho­tographs. A man­ag­er from the Albany came and talked to the demon­stra­tors, tak­ing a doc­u­ment about the mine and promis­ing to deliv­er it to his ten­ants at Argent Group PLC.

A steady stream of pedes­tri­ans walk­ing along Pic­cadil­ly took leaflets and quite a few expressed their sup­port for action against cli­mate change (only one stopped to argue against it while I was present,) and pass­ing motorists hoot­ed in sup­port.

A few more pic­tures on My Lon­don Diary, http//mylondondiary.co.uk/2008/04/apr.htm short­ly.

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Fos­sil Fools Day protest against Kingsnorth coal-fired pow­er sta­tion
Parliament Square FFD 1
Parliament Square FFD 2
Stu­dents from ‘Peo­ple and Plan­et’ along with oth­er cli­mate activists came to Par­lia­ment Square, Lon­don on April 1 as a part of the inter­na­tion­al Fos­sil Fool’s Day protest.

Around a hun­dred came West­min­ster to protest about the plans to build a new coal-fired pow­er sta­tion at Kingsnorth in Kent, the first of eight such major car­bon-emit­ters being planned. Stu­dents brought with them three large white cool­ing tow­ers, each with a large mes­sage ‘NO NEW COAL’ and one with rather nice grime drip­ping from its upper lip, and erect­ed them on Par­lia­ment Square in front of the Hous­es of Par­lia­ment.

Many of the stu­dents also held cutouts of Gor­don Brown’s face as they shout­ed advice to him that this pro­gramme makes a non­sense of the gov­ern­men­t’s pol­i­cy on car­bon emis­sions, and sev­er­al held posters show­ing the Draft Cli­mate Change Bill, one of which, held by a jester, was set alight with the help of some lighter fuel.

Stu­dents went on to lob­by their MPs, and a cou­ple, includ­ing the Labour MP for Read­ing West, Mar­tin Salter came out into Par­lia­ment Square to meet stu­dents from their con­stituen­cies.

More pic­tures on My Lon­don Diary short­ly : http://mylondondiary.co.uk/2008/04/apr.htm#kingsnorth

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Fos­sil Fools Day action at Y&R adver­tis­ing.
Y & R agency FFD 1
Y & R agency FFD 2
Y & R agency FFD 3
Yes­ter­day April 1st, which as you all know is inter­na­tion­al Fos­sil Fools day the offices of Y&R adver­tis­ing were paid a vis­it by Lon­don Ris­ing Tide. Out­side the Cam­den HQ activists did a spoof mar­ket­ing cam­paign by Y&R who are cur­rent­ly try­ing to con­vince the pub­lic of Landrover’s green cre­den­tials…!!?? One of their employ­ees was ini­tial­ly quite angry ansd bewil­dered by what was hap­pen­ing. Though in fair­ness he did calm down and see the fun­ny side mak­ing numer­ous cig­a­rette breaks to come out­side and chat to the activists and their polar bear.

Mean­while inside the build­ing some oth­er peo­ple pos­ing as cor­po­rate clients gained access to Y&R and bar­ri­cad­ed them­selves inside one of their offices. The Police even­tu­al­ly showed up in force and nicked those inside. Which is exact­ly what they want­ed as any charges will bring a nice big PR dis­as­ter to Y&R. Nice sun­ny day for it too….

Spoof Press Release which some gullible out­lets actu­al­ly fell for:
** 9am, 1.4.08; for imme­di­ate release ***

AD AGENCY Y&R TO LAUNCH CIVILIAN JUMP-JET MARKETING CAMPAIGN

Lead­ing adver­tis­ing agency Y&R is proud to reveal that it will be spear­head­ing a major adver­tis­ing and over­all brand­ing cam­paign for the new Har­rion® Civil­ian Jump-Jet. The Har­rion® — the civil­ian ver­sion of the Har­ri­er — is the cen­tre­piece of Har­rion­Pro­jects, the new­ly-pri­va­tised wing of the UK Min­istry of Defence.

The cam­paign will be mod­elled on Y&R’s huge­ly suc­cess­ful work for Land Rover, which com­bined rugged loca­tions, spec­tac­u­lar pho­tog­ra­phy and a promi­nent claim to ‘off­set’ the CO2 pro­duced from the first 45,000 miles of dri­ving. The com­pa­ny which arranged the off­sets, Cli­mate­Care, is also on board to offer the same ser­vice for the Har­rion®, (which has an even health­i­er thirst than its land-based broth­er!)

Y&R’s Bernard Dono­van said “This is a dream come true for us, and not only because so many of our lads grew up ogling Har­ri­ers back in the Sev­en­ties! Seri­ous­ly, we see a great future loom­ing for the Har­rion®, and we can’t wait to get out there and help mould pub­lic per­cep­tions of it.’

Mimi San­to­ria of Har­rion­Pro­jects added ‘There’s noth­ing to stop the Har­rion® becom­ing the world’s most icon­ic per­son­al trans­porta­tion solu­tion. And with Cli­mate­Care part of our team, there’s every chance it will come to be regard­ed as a zero-emis­sion 21st Cen­tu­ry green zeit­geist machine!’

Mick Mar­tin of Cli­mate­Care said ‘CO2 off­sets are lit­er­al­ly tak­ing off through­out the west­ern world. We’re ready to jump into action and car­bon neu­tralise the Harrion®’s admit­ted­ly chal­leng­ing 0.3 miles per gal­lon in the same way as we have for Land Rover. This is our first major deal since being acquired by JPMor­gan, so we real­ly are fly­ing high with the big boys!’

For inter­views, pic­tures and more infor­ma­tion as it hap­pens:
Tel: 07513 341970 or 07513 335777
yr_worldbeaters@yahoo.co.uk or
harrion_launchpad@yahoo.co.uk
www.fossilfoolsday.org

Press Release form the occu­piers:
*** 9am, 1.4.08; for imme­di­ate release***

LAND ROVER AD AGENCY OCCUPIED BY LONDON RISING TIDE ON FOSSIL FOOLS DAY

Activists from cli­mate jus­tice direct action group Lon­don Ris­ing Tide (LRT) have occu­pied the offices of Y&R, the ad agency behind the cur­rent Land Rover cam­paign, and a new cam­paign for arms giant BAe Sys­tems. This is one of many actions tak­ing place world­wide on Fos­sil Fools Day, a day of action called by the Ris­ing Tide net­work. Out­side the office, cli­mate street the­atre is also under­way.

The LRT activists are pos­ing as exec­u­tives from a new­ly-pri­va­tised wing of the MoD called Har­rion­Pro­jects, a spoof com­pa­ny whose cen­tre­piece is the Har­rion®, a civil­ian ver­sion of the Har­ri­er Jump-Jet. LRT has issued a spoof press release say­ing that Y&R has agreed to launch the Har­rion® mar­ket­ing cam­paign, and also that Cli­mate­Care, the CO2 off­sets com­pa­ny which is work­ing to ‘off­set’ Land Rover emis­sions, has agreed to do the same for the Har­rion®, even though the Har­rion® only man­ages 0.3mpg.

LRT’s Sam Chase said: ‘It feels good to be join­ing oth­er cli­mate jus­tice activists around the world on a day when tra­di­tion­al­ly the world is turned upside down. Fos­sil Fools Day is about using fool­ery to reveal the insan­i­ty of the cur­rent fos­sil-fuelled mar­ket mad­ness, an insan­i­ty whose inten­si­ty is stoked to a great extent by the adver­tis­ing indus­try.

LRT’s Mimi San­to­ria added: This is the first time an ad agency has been tar­get­ed by cli­mate jus­tice cam­paign­ers – it’s long over­due, and it cer­tain­ly won’t be the last.’

For inter­views, pic­tures, a copy of the spoof press release and more
infor­ma­tion as it hap­pens:
Tel: 07513 341970 or 07513 335777
london@risingtide.org.uk www.londonrisingtide.org.uk
www.fossilfoolsday.org

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On 31st March, Nor­wich Ris­ing Tide start­ed the fos­sil fool­ery ear­ly.
Norwich Union FFD leaflet front
Norwich Union FFD leaflet back
Step One — we sent out a spoof press release (see below) announc­ing that Nor­wich Unions would be with­draw­ing all of its £6.1 bil­lion invest­ment in the fos­sil fuel indus­try – yes they real­ly do invest that much is fos­sil fuels! You name it – BP (£1.4 bil­lion — 2% own­er­ship of the com­pa­ny), Shell (£1.1 bil­lion), Exxon, Cono­coPhillips, Chrysler, British Ener­gy, Cen­tri­ca, Eon, BMW… the list goes on and on.

Step Two – we organ­ised a press con­fer­ence to spread the word fur­ther, out­side the front entrance of the Nor­wich Union HQ. This real­ly set the cat amongst the pigeons and Nor­wich Union emailed all there staff to say “Ris­ing Tide are plan­ning pos­si­ble action against Nor­wich Union … the group will car­ry our dis­rup­tive activ­i­ties … and will pos­si­bly attempt to inter­act with employ­ees”. Heav­en For­bid … actu­al­ly inter­ac­tion! Won’t that require extra, extra back up polic­ing. Sure enough when we arrived at Nor­wich Union we were greet­ed by numer­ous police (includ­ing some of the For­ward Intel­li­gence Team who had decid­ed to come from Lon­don to Nor­wich for a day out).

At the press con­fer­ence ‘Nor­wich Union Com­mu­ni­ca­tions Direc­tor, Sarah James’ gave a beau­ti­ful speech (see below) explain­ing the change in Nor­wich Union invest­ment pol­i­cy, which thor­ough­ly con­fused the press (they very near­ly bought it!).

All that remained was to give out the 50 Nor­wich Union ‘Apol­o­gy Sand­bags’ which had been deliv­ered and to hand­ed out over 300 leaflets to passers by (see below).

On a per­son­al note – it was a fun day out and best of all our research into Nor­wich Union revealed who the biggest fos­sil fool in Nor­wich tru­ly is! Watch this space.

Nor­wich Ris­ing Tide.

SPOOF PRESS RELEASE

Nor­wich Union to announce £6.1 bil­lion with­draw­al from fos­sil fuel indus­try

Embar­go: 00.01 AM, Mon­day 31 March

On Mon­day, Nor­wich Union will announce a dra­mat­ic change of com­pa­ny pol­i­cy.

In 2007 Nor­wich Union invest­ed £6.1 bil­lion in the fos­sil fuel indus­try, £1.4 bil­lion in BP alone. After last sum­mer’s heavy flood­ing, the company’s Chief Exec­u­tive, Mark Hodges, has decid­ed to with­draw Nor­wich Union’s invest­ments from this sec­tor.

Nor­wich Union Com­mu­ni­ca­tions Direc­tor, Sarah James, announced: “The com­pa­ny has realised that invest­ing £6.1 bil­lion worth of insur­ance pre­mi­ums in BP, Shell and oth­er major oil, coal and car com­pa­nies is unsus­tain­able in the cur­rent cli­mate. In the past we have been indi­rect­ly exac­er­bat­ing the flood­ing and oth­er extreme weath­er events that are now mak­ing homes increas­ing­ly unin­sur­able.”

Nor­wich Union will mark the announce­ment with a peri­od of pub­lic apol­o­gy for past invest­ment deci­sions, by issu­ing ‘Nor­wich Union Apol­o­gy Sand­bags’ free to all home own­ers who now face greater flood risk as a result of fos­sil fuel induced cli­mate change. Mem­bers of the group Nor­wich Ris­ing Tide will be on hand to help Nor­wich Union dis­trib­ute the first 60 ‘Apol­o­gy Sand­bags’ after the announce­ment on Mon­day.

Pho­to oppor­tu­ni­ty: Mon­day, 31 March, 12.15 PM, Nor­wich Union (Mar­ble Hall entrance).

Can This Be True?
Has Nor­wich Union come to its sens­es? Or does this event mark the start of Fos­sil Fools Day (1), a day of direct action against the fos­sil fuel indus­try and its finan­cial back­ers?

David Wat­son, of Nor­wich Ris­ing Tide, today said: “Finan­cial insti­tu­tions like Nor­wich Union that fun­nel mon­ey into the fos­sil fuel indus­try have stood in the shad­ows for too long. Today, we are join­ing with thou­sands around the world in tak­ing cre­ative direct action to pre­vent the fos­sil fuel econ­o­my from destroy­ing our future. The only real solu­tion to cli­mate change it to keep fos­sil fuels in the ground.”

The pho­to oppor­tu­ni­ty is real, and the apol­o­gy sand­bags are ready to go.
The only ques­tion is — will Nor­wich Union accept its respon­si­bil­i­ty for cli­mate change and help us to dis­trib­ute them?

Con­tact: norwich@risingtide.org.uk, 0795 144 4545
www.risingtide.org.uk/norwich

SPEECH GIVEN OUTSIDE NORWICH UNION ANNOUNCING THE DECISION.

Wel­come ladies and gen­tle­men.

I am here today to announce a land­mark deci­sion that puts Nor­wich Union at the very fore­front of respon­si­ble busi­ness prac­tices and, we believe, makes it a world leader in the finan­cial sec­tor. This announce­ment will change a lot about the way Nor­wich Union does busi­ness, and will impact our cus­tomers, investors, and all of our cor­po­rate part­ners.

Before I go any fur­ther, I want to tell you a sto­ry. It’s about Mark Hodges, the CEO of Nor­wich Union Life.

Last sum­mer, Mr Hodges’ wife had a baby, their first child. They planned a hol­i­day to their sum­mer home to spend time with their new baby. But their sum­mer home was in Tewkes­bury, and it was flood­ed last sum­mer. Mr and Mrs Hodges arrived, Mr Hodges cradling the new baby in his arms, to find chairs float­ing, car­pets sod­den, and pho­to albums full of fam­i­ly mem­o­ries destroyed. Over the course of the next few days, as news of the dam­age across the coun­try spread, the inevitable fin­ger was point­ed to cli­mate change. Watch­ing his new child in her bassinette, Mr Hodge had an epiphany. He did not want his lega­cy to his daugh­ter to be a world rav­aged by cli­mate change. He began to devour every­thing he could find about the effects cli­mate change might have, here in the UK and around the world. He read about more floods, more droughts, more fam­i­lies’ lives ruined. He read about the destruc­tion of the Ama­zon and the loss of wildlife. He read about the mil­lions of peo­ple who would lose their homes, or their lives. And on his first day back at work after the birth of his daugh­ter, Mr. Hodge made a vow to do every­thing in his con­sid­er­able pow­er to pre­vent these dread­ful things from hap­pen­ing – start­ing with the com­pa­ny he is respon­si­ble for.

Mr Hodge looked with new eyes at Nor­wich Union’s approach to its invest­ment of insur­ance pre­mi­ums. He looked at fos­sil fuel indus­try – a sure­fire win­ner when it comes to return on invest­ment – in a whole new light. And he looked on the Nor­wich Union invest­ment port­fo­lio with grow­ing hor­ror: Shell, BP, Exxon, Cono­coPhillips, Chrysler, British Ener­gy, Cen­tri­ca, Eon, BMW… the list went on and on. In total, Nor­wich Union’s invest­ment in the fos­sil fuel indus­try added up to 6.1 bil­lion pounds. Mr Hodge realised that if his com­pa­ny was 2% own­er of BP, it was as com­plic­it in the dam­age to the cli­mate as BP was. And here, he realised, is where the change must start.

So, ladies and gen­tle­men, I am extra­or­di­nar­i­ly proud to stand here today and announce, on behalf of Mr Hodge and the Board of Direc­tors, that from today, Nor­wich Union will be with­draw­ing the entire­ty of its 6.1 bil­lion invest­ment in the fos­sil fuel indus­try. [shock hor­ror in the audi­ence]. Please, remain calm. We realise this will come as a major shock to our share­hold­ers and cor­po­rate part­ners. We want to enter into a dia­logue with all of our part­ners about this deci­sion, and Mr Hodges will be mak­ing him­self per­son­al­ly avail­able to all those with con­cerns. I will be on hand fol­low­ing this pre­sen­ta­tion to arrange meet­ings, and dis­trib­ute con­tact details. How­ev­er, going for­ward, I appeal all those lis­ten­ing to look to the big­ger pic­ture. Nor­wich Union has always been about pro­tect­ing our cus­tomers’ futures. Today, we are mak­ing a pol­i­cy change that will pro­tect our col­lec­tive future. I’m sure our share­hold­ers, and indeed all of you here today, will agree with me that pro­tect­ing our com­mon future, is cer­tain­ly more impor­tant than pro­tect­ing our bot­tom line.

But today is not all about the board room and the share­hold­ers. Today, as every day, is about our cus­tomers. We realise that the deci­sions we have made over the past decades have already caused irrev­o­ca­ble changes to our cli­mate. We also realise that many of our cus­tomers in the Nor­folk area are find­ing that their homes are now at greater risk of flood­ing. There­fore, as a token of our deep regret for the role we have played in plac­ing our own cus­tomers at greater risk, today we are offer­ing every­one free sand­bags to help pro­tect their homes from future flood­ing. We espe­cial­ly encour­age those home­own­ers who have recent­ly dis­cov­ered that their homes are now unin­sur­able to make use of this offer, and it is to them that we extend our great­est apolo­gies.

How­ev­er, I hope that you all join me in see­ing this day not as a day to regret, but a day to cel­e­brate, and a day that we all can be immense­ly proud of.

Thank you.

I would now like to invite my col­leagues to help me dis­trib­ute our Apol­o­gy Sand­bags.

norwich@risingtide.org.uk
http://www.risingtide.org.uk/norwich
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2.4.08
Police Search­es Hous­es After Arrests At E.On Block­ade

Not­ting­hamshire Police searched 2 hous­es yes­ter­day after­noon after it had made two arrests at the block­ade at E.On offices on Mount Street. The search­es were ‘autho­rized’ under sec­tion 18 of the Police And Crim­i­nal Evi­dence Act 1984. Under this act; “A con­sta­ble may enter and search any premis­es occu­pied or con­trolled by a per­son who is under arrest for an arrestable offence, if he has rea­son­able grounds for sus­pect­ing that there is on the premis­es evi­dence that relates to that offence”. Both peo­ple arrest­ed were released ear­ly in the evening and were charged with Sec­tion 5 pub­lic order offences. They are to appear at Not­ting­ham Mag­is­trates Court on April 14th.

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Fos­sil Fool­ing in Glas­gow

A bunch of Fos­sil Fools took to the Streets of Glas­gow today, try­ing to per­suade peo­ple to up their car­bon emis­sions by putting more petrol in their cars, applaud­ing SUV’s and urg­ing pedes­tri­ans to Stop Walk­ing — Start Dri­ving!

The stu­pid suit­ed Fools, some sport­ing bowler hats, face­paint, pin stripes and brief­cas­es, and glass­es adorned with dol­lar signs, went to a near­by Shell garage where cus­tomers were urged to guz­zle more gas, and big cars were slavered over. One dri­ver refused to dri­ve over a hand-paint­ed Plan­et Earth as he left the scene of Cli­mate Crime, but san­i­ty pre­vailed as the next guy in a Jaguar (JAAGGUUAORRRGASSMMMM!!! er
sor­ry) glee­ful­ly put his foot down on the rub­bish plan­et and sped off, to the delight and applause of the Fools. The car is might­i­er than the plan­et! The con­fused Fools then unfurled a giant Award to Shell for its con­tri­bu­tions to cli­mate change.

Next they applaud­ed more 4x4s at traf­fic lights, before inad­ver­tent­ly stum­bling into a branch of Star­bucks to play – and Star­bucks are a well known mod­el employ­er and sell Green Cof­fee! The Fools, hav­ing realised their mis­take, then took to the Street again, and lit upon a branch of the Roy­al Bank of Scot­land. One of the slight­ly more sane look­ing Fools, more of an idiot real­ly, plant­ed lots of leaflets about how the RBS is financ­ing cli­mate change on a mas­sive scale, in amongst the oth­ers in the bank
telling you how good mon­ey is. When told he shouldn’t be doing this, he mere­ly smiled and was left alone. But not for long.

A grotesque of Fools sud­den­ly appeared in the bank, caus­ing noise and may­hem and laugh­ing at some insane joke, before unfurl­ing their large Award ban­ner, applaud­ing the RBS’s con­tri­bu­tion to cli­mate change. It seemed that these idiots would stop at noth­ing to show how Fool­ish they were!

Hav­ing some­how nego­ti­at­ed the cross­ing of a Sauchiehall Street, after frol­ic­some times with some road work­ers, the Fools socked toward, then into, a Flight Cen­tre. Here they enquired about get­ting a hol­i­day with the biggest, guar­an­teed CO2 emis­sion. Then they pre­sent­ed the flight cen­tre staff with anoth­er huge ban­ner Award for their con­tri­bu­tions to cli­mate change, and had a fun game of ‘Chairs’, before turn­ing into heli­copters and fly­ing out of the shop.

Here they learned that many BIG SUVs were to be seen at a local pri­vate school, so they scram­bled up there to drool over all those beooooo­ti­ful gas guz­zlers. At one point, some of them, under­stand­ably, lost con­trol of them­selves over a specif­i­cal­ly Big Beau­ti­ful Car­car, slaver­ing and lick­ing at it. Then, the ‘own­er’ showed us how big a hard-on he has for his guz­zler by push­ing a Fool, who had pro­duced an old feath­er duster from the depths of his bag, and shout­ing ‘Get away from MY CAR!!’. Said sane man then pro­ceed­ed to get on his mobile, more of that lat­er.

As they went down the street, lots of chil­dren were pleas­ant­ly sur­prised by this strange Frol­ic of Fools as they pro­gressed, Then — THE COPS! Gasp! The sane man had called them because his car­car had been dust­ed off and ‘touched’, but they soon realised what a harm­less bunch of Fools con­front­ed them, and went away smil­ing.

So the Fos­sil Fools strug­gled off into the late after­noon sun­shine. What a con­fus­ing day it had been. For­tu­nate­ly, the rest of the world went on being sane.

Thin­stan­ley
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Dear Car-Dri­ving Com­muters

This ban­ner was sight­ed on Char­ing Cross motor­way inter­sec­tion in cen­tral Glas­gow this morn­ing.

“Cli­mate change does­n’t exist. (APRIL FOOLS YOU FOSSIL FOOL!)”

It had the fol­low­ing note attached…
“Dear Car-Dri­ving Com­muters.
Who stack your­selves up one by one.
Grid-lock­ing our city Glas­gow in high car­bon, low health, grrr- noise / eurgh-air and cat­a­stroph­ic cli­mate chaos.

GET OUT OF YOUR CARS YOU FOSSIL FOOLS!

From Cyclists, Pedes­tri­ans, Health Work­ers, City-Dwellers,
Low-Car­bon Lifestylers Want­i­ng Rad­i­cal Change Now,
Ground­ed Non-fly­ers Who Want to Grow Veg­eta­bles on Your Land.”

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New­cas­tle activists block­ade 4x4 deal­er­ship!

Peo­ple from Tyne­side con­cerned about the effects of cli­mate change paid a vis­it to a 4x4 deal­er­ship which sells hum-ve or hum­mer style 4x4’s.

The entrance to Vroom car super­store was block­ad­ed and a ban­ner pro­claim­ing “kill car cul­ture before it kills us” was stretched across the road.

The activists hoped to high­light the fos­sil fool car cul­ture which is so dom­i­nant in all u.k cites and the unsus­tain­able cap­i­tal­ism which fuels car cul­ture.

The work­ers at the garage did­n’t take the protest very well and respond­ed aggre­sive­ly to our presence,at one point a work­er rammed his car though the block­ade which left two of the protest group on the bon­net of his car and lucky to avoid seri­ous injury!

The police soon arrived and broke the block­ade up and let the over zeal­ous work­ers in to the garage. Despite the fact two peo­ple had been assault­ed by a motor vehi­cle the police chose to ignore this and pro­ceed­ed to arrest the two peo­ple that had been struck for crim­i­nal dam­age of the car that was dri­ven into them!! The police then seized the video cam­era belong to one of the group as it con­tained evi­dence of the alleged crim­i­nal dam­age (so no pics.. sor­ry)

The block­aders encour­age oth­er groups or indi­vid­u­als to take action against the cli­mate crim­i­nals in your area.

Hap­py fos­sil fools day.

for fur­ther info on events and actions in New­cas­tle and the North-East con­tact; whydontyou@post.com

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Free pub­lic trans­port for all? Liv­er­pool activists are hav­ing a laugh!

Ear­ly on the morn­ing of April 1st, a group of Liv­er­pool activists car­ried out a ban­ner drop and dis­trib­uted leaflets and dum­my tick­ets out­side Lime Street Sta­tion, telling the pub­lic that they could trav­el for free.

A ban­ner read­ing “FREE TRANSPORT FOR ALL – DON’T BE A FOSSIL FOOL” was hung from scaf­fold­ing above the sta­tion, and fake tick­ets marked “Free Trav­el” were giv­en out, accom­pa­nied by a leaflet enti­tled “Only Jok­ing”, which called on peo­ple to take the deci­sions on improv­ing pub­lic trans­port into the hands of those who run and use the ser­vice, not the com­pa­nies who prof­it from it.

“Prices are going up mas­sive­ly,” says the leaflet, “at a time when the gov­ern­ment says they want peo­ple out of their cars so they can cut down on the use of fos­sil fuels! Instead, the gov­ern­ment are cut­ting price sub­si­dies and let­ting com­pa­nies charge what they like!” It ques­tions the 3.8% price hike imple­ment­ed by Merseyrail last year, point­ing out the lack of a cor­re­spond­ing improve­ment to the ser­vice or to the pay and work­ing con­di­tions of Merseyrail’s employ­ees.

It was not long before two Trans­port Police and a Com­mu­ni­ty Sup­port Offi­cer took an inter­est, and upon read­ing the leaflet they ini­tial­ly seemed sat­is­fied (pro­vid­ed one activist moved a full five inch­es to her right in order to be clear of the sta­tion bound­ary.) Five min­utes lat­er, though, they returned, with the real­i­sa­tion that, though it had slipped their minds before­hand, the activists were, in fact, break­ing the law. One of them wore a trench­coat, and slapped his fore­head with the heel of his palm before turn­ing back and announc­ing there was just one more thing (I may be mak­ing that up). What had sud­den­ly occurred to them was that some com­muters may not prop­er­ly under­stand the phrase “Only Jok­ing” and try to use a clear­ly home-print­ed joke tick­et as if it were the real thing, which would make the activists guilty of “Mak­ing or sup­ply­ing arti­cles for use in frauds”, under Arti­cle 7 of the Fraud Act (2006) and mean they had to be arrest­ed; as nobody want­ed that kind of paper­work, the police advised that it was best for all con­cerned if they moved on.

After con­sul­ta­tion, the activists decid­ed to take that risk, and the rest of the leaflets were dis­trib­uted with­out inci­dent. Amus­ing as this is to recount, it is yet anoth­er exam­ple of the dis­turb­ing rise in police harass­ment of peace­ful pro­test­ers and cam­paign­ers in the city cen­tre.

Mean­while, car­bon emis­sions rise along with pub­lic trans­port prices and it is cheap­er to dri­ve to Man­ches­ter than to get the train. How long are we going to suf­fer these fools?

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Total FFD
Total­i­tar­i­an Fos­sil Fools Day took place at the Dor­est House Total Petrol Sta­tion 170–172 Maryle­bone Rd, Lon­don on April 1st. Join­ing in with the events of http://www.fossilfoolsday.org the 5 pro­test­ers demon­strat­ed against the French oil com­pa­ny’s fos­sil fool­ish­ness caus­ing cli­mate change and pol­lu­tion as well as the usu­al protest against Total’s sup­port of the bru­tal Bur­ma jun­ta. Total funds the evil jun­ta with 500 mil­lion dol­lars a year and its gas pipeline in Bur­ma was built with slave labour (see http://www.totaldenialfilm.com).

The heavy Maryle­bone Road traf­fic beeped in sup­port of the “BEEP 4 BURMA BOYCOTT TOTAL” ban­ners and many taxi dri­vers vis­it­ing the sta­tion request­ed leaflets about the protest. One pass­er-by made a point of vow­ing to the pro­test­ers nev­er to get petrol from Total ever again.

In Jan­u­ary 2008 Total’s fos­sil fool­ish­ness was recog­nised by the French courts as they con­vict­ed Total of France’s worst oil dis­as­ter over the sink­ing of the tanker Eri­ka off the coast of Brit­tany in Decem­ber 1999. The dis­as­ter leaked 20,000 tonnes of oil into the sea, con­t­a­m­i­nat­ing 400km of coast­line. Hav­ing tried to deny respon­si­bil­i­ty Total was fined 375,000 euros (£280,000) and ordered to pay a share of near­ly 200m euros in dam­ages. The fine was the max­i­mum penal­ty allowed. See BBC news arti­cle

Cavendish Square Protest
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On April 2nd, totaloutofburma.org also protest­ed out­side Total’s offices at 33 Cavendish Square. We were pleased to speak to one pass­er-by who had read our leaflet from a pre­vi­ous protest and said she had switched her home gas sup­ply from Total due to Total’s sup­port of the mil­i­tary regime in Bur­ma.

Total and Bur­ma

A detailed report on Total Oil’s involve­ment in Bur­ma, writ­ten by Bur­ma Cam­paign UK, can be down­loaded at http://www.burmacampaign.org.uk/total.html

Total is in a joint ven­ture with the dic­ta­tor­ship in the Yadana gas project in south­ern Bur­ma. [1]

The gas project funds the jun­ta with hun­dreds of mil­lions of dol­lars a year and rep­re­sents a major source of for­eign cur­ren­cy for the regime to buy weapons and finance the army.

Bur­ma has the world’s worst health care [2], the most cor­rup­tion [3] and the most child sol­diers [4].

Protests are held week­ly but loca­tions may change. For infor­ma­tion and reports on protests in Lon­don and around the coun­try please see
http://totaloutofburma.org

Bur­ma Videos

Bur­ma Cam­paign UK’s video chan­nel on YouTube:

- New to Bur­ma? Watch these videos for a brief intro­duc­tion
— This is Bur­ma Music — U2, REM, Damien Rice, KT Tun­stall…
— This is Bur­ma: News and Doc­u­men­taries — includ­ing Bur­ma’s Secret War
and Inside The Crack­down

http://www.youtube.com/burmacampaignuk

Get TOTAL OIL out of Bur­ma group on Face­book:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6833508763

Recent Bur­ma news: (see http://myamarnews.blogspot.com — read links for the full ver­sions of sto­ries)

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Engen the focal point of Fos­sil Fools day in Dur­ban, South Africa

Coun­tries around the world observed Fos­sil “Fools” Day — which is an inter­na­tion­al day of protest focused on cli­mate change and ener­gy issues.

In Dur­ban, petrol giant Engen became the focal point for res­i­dents who have long focused their anger at the refin­ery, hold­ing it respon­si­ble for caus­ing var­i­ous lung dis­eases among the com­mu­ni­ty.

The pro­test­ers laid flo­ral wreaths sig­ni­fy­ing deaths in this com­mu­ni­ty due to lung infec­tions. Asth­ma has been one of the main prob­lems here. The gen­er­al preva­lence rate of the lung dis­ease world­wide is between 10% and 12% and this area has over five times the norm.

Solu­tions to pol­lu­tion
Den­nis Bru­tus an Envi­ron­men­tal Activist says: “If Engen and oth­er cor­po­ra­tions chose the best tech­ni­cal solu­tions you would end up min­imis­ing the amount of pol­lu­tion. The prob­lem is that it would cut into their prof­its so they choos­ing to put prof­its ahead of peo­ple.”

Indus­try boss­es say there has been a reduc­tion in air pol­lu­tion over the past 10 years, but admit more can be done.

Willem Oost­huizen of Engen says: “We will cer­tain­ly try to keep on work­ing on our envi­ron­men­tal per­for­mance, reduc­ing the flar­ing, becom­ing more reli­able, we care for the com­mu­ni­ty and we going to do more.”

Engen has also accept­ed a mem­o­ran­dum — deliv­ered by uni­ver­si­ty stu­dents and ill chil­dren from the area. They’re call­ing for, among oth­er things, trans­paren­cy. The com­mu­ni­ty has vowed to fol­low up on their demands.

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Pranksters attempt to Pur­chase Goods with Coal in New­cas­tle, Aus­tralia

A group of peo­ple from Ris­ing Tide New­cas­tle went to a large indoor shop­ping mall armed with a fist full of leaflets, two bags full of coal, and a large colour­ful ban­ner which asked the ques­tion “How does buy­ing stuff fuel cli­mate change?” and direct­ing the read­er to a web­site for the answer. While a few of the peo­ple head­ed up to the roof of the build­ing with the ban­ner, the rest of the group walked towards the K‑mart in order to swap their bags of coal for some cheap con­sumer prod­ucts (there­by cut­ting out the mid­dle man).

The small group of pranksters was met by a stiff line of about 20 humour­less police offi­cers in crowd con­trol mode, and a sim­i­lar num­ber of secu­ri­ty guards. No, they were informed, they would not be enter­ing K‑mart today. The pranksters explained what they were doing, and how ram­pant con­sumerism was one of the root caus­es of cli­mate change, and would it be okay please if we just did our lit­tle prank of try­ing to buy prod­ucts with coal, and then we could all go home? No, replied the humour­less author­i­ties, you may not. Not only that, but try­ing to buy prod­ucts with coal was one step away from theft, offered one of the police offi­cers.

So some of the pranksters began talk­ing to the shop­ping pub­lic about the cli­mate change impact of cheap import­ed con­sumer items, and hand­ing out fly­ers with more infor­ma­tion. A cou­ple of oth­ers snuck off into the near­by Toys ‘R’ Us and tried once again to spend their coal. Alas, just as our pranksters approached the check­out they were rum­bled by secu­ri­ty. Final­ly, a few min­utes lat­er, the pranksters were final­ly offer to make an offer to a near­by fash­ion shop. Unfor­tu­nate­ly, the deal was knocked back.

Mean­while, on the roof of the build­ing, things were going bet­ter. A big ban­ner was suc­cess­ful­ly hung off the build­ing, fac­ing two main roads and cov­er­ing the mas­sive shop­ping cen­tre logo on the cor­ner of the build­ing. The ban­ner had a pic­ture of a shop­ping trol­ley with a plume of smoke com­ing from the back of it said “How does buy­ing stuff fuel cli­mate change?”. A news­pa­per pho­tog­ra­ph­er caught the action from down on the street below.

Even­tu­al­ly, all those involved were round­ed up and kicked out of the build­ing, at threat of arrest. While some of the shop­pers they had spo­ken to were just cranky, some were sup­port­ive, and some of were inter­est­ed to know more. Unfor­tu­nate­ly it seemed none of secu­ri­ty guards or police offi­cers were inter­est­ed in con­sumerism fuel­ing cli­mate change, and they cer­tain­ly weren’t inter­est­ed in a bit of light-heart­ed prank­tivism.

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8 Arrest­ed as North Car­oli­na, USA Res­i­dents Shut Down Con­struc­tion at Cliff­side Coal Plant
North Carolina FFD
At 6:30 this morn­ing, North Car­oli­na res­i­dents locked them­selves to bull­doz­ers to stop the con­struc­tion of Duke Energy’s mas­sive Cliff­side coal-fired pow­er plant being built 50 miles west of Char­lotte, NC. “In the face of cat­a­stroph­ic cli­mate change, build­ing a new coal plant is tan­ta­mount to sign­ing a death sen­tence for our gen­er­a­tion,” said local farmer Matt Wal­lace, while locked to a bull­doz­er. The con­cerned cit­i­zens also roped off the con­struc­tion site with “Glob­al Warm­ing Crime Scene” tape and held ban­ners that read “Coal Fuels Cli­mate Change” and “Social Change, not Cli­mate Change.”

Short­ly after activists locked them­selves to con­struc­tion equip­ment, police arrived on the scene and used pain com­pli­ance holds and taz­ers to force them to unlock them­selves.

The act of civ­il dis­obe­di­ence is one of over 100 protests tak­ing place around the world on what cli­mate activists are call­ing Fos­sil Fools Day, a con­fronta­tion­al day of protest tar­get­ing com­pa­nies respon­si­ble for run­away car­bon diox­ide emis­sions. The day of action was orga­nized by the inter­na­tion­al Ris­ing Tide net­work and its allies to demand an end to the extrac­tion and burn­ing of fos­sil fuels and a just, rapid tran­si­tion to sus­tain­able ways of liv­ing. In Not­ting­ham, UK, cli­mate activists block­ad­ed the offices of E‑on, a com­pa­ny try­ing to build a new gen­er­a­tion of coal-fired pow­er sta­tions, while anoth­er group in Wales halt­ed work at one of the biggest open­cast coal mines in Europe.

The new Cliff­side plant is cur­rent­ly in legal lim­bo for being in vio­la­tion of the Clean Air Act. While Duke CEO Jim Rogers pub­licly paints Duke as a “green” ener­gy com­pa­ny, he has refused to install the best avail­able pol­lu­tion con­trols on the new coal plant, as is required by fed­er­al law. The plant would pump 6 mil­lion tons of car­bon diox­ide into the atmos­phere annu­al­ly in addi­tion to tox­ic heavy met­als such as mer­cury.

“The Fos­sil Fools in gov­ern­ment and indus­try are play­ing games with our future: the time for lip ser­vice and half-mea­sures is over. Direct actions like this one are nec­es­sary to stop peo­ple like Jim Rogers, who watch the plan­et burn while count­ing the mon­ey they make from the fire.” said Char­lotte res­i­dent Jane Cal­houn.

Cli­mate change warn­ing signs abound: count­less plant and ani­mal species are being pushed to the brink of extinc­tion by warm­ing tem­per­a­tures; low-lying islands are evac­u­at­ing due to ris­ing sea lev­els; droughts, tor­na­dos, and floods are on the increase. “Cli­mate change is the great­est threat humans have ever faced. We should be tear­ing down coal plants, not build­ing new ones,” said Clare Jones of Asheville Ris­ing Tide.

Pub­lic oppo­si­tion to the Cliff­side plant, includ­ing law­suits, pub­lic protests and acts of civ­il dis­obe­di­ence, has been grow­ing steadi­ly. “Jim Rogers won’t have to live with the con­se­quences of glob­al warm­ing. Our gen­er­a­tion will. We aren’t going any­where until this plant is can­celed!” said Cal­houn. A ral­ly this Sat­ur­day in Char­lotte is expect­ed to draw hun­dreds of demon­stra­tors.

This action was orga­nized by Asheville Ris­ing Tide and Earth First!

Street Mr Rogers

Con­tact:
On-site: Liz Veazey, South­east Cli­mate Con­ver­gence (919)619‑5964
Off-site: Abi­gail Singer, Asheville Ris­ing Tide (828)280‑3462

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NY Citi lock-on25 Bil­lion­aires for Dirty Ener­gy Block­ade Citibank Head­quar­ters; 2 Arrest­ed

In Cel­e­bra­tion of Fos­sil Fools Day — Citi takes heat for coal financ­ing

New York, NY — At 12:30pm today over 25 Bil­lion­aires for Dirty Ener­gy block­ad­ed the main entrance of Citibank’s Upper East Side head­quar­ters, 2 were arrest­ed by NYPD after chain­ing them­selves to the front doors. NYPD offi­cers even­tu­al­ly had to cut through their chains.

Dressed in tuxe­dos and top hats, Bil­lion­aires are demand­ing Citibank shift their large-scale invest­ments in coal-fired pow­er plants due to coal’s increas­ing invest­ment risk. “Coal has lost its appeal as a pre­dictable invest­ment; it is fraught with uncer­tain­ty” said Bil­lion­aire, Lau­ren Valle, pri­or to being arrest­ed by NYPD. “Bot­tom-line, CITI is mort­gag­ing our future and com­pro­mis­ing their own long-term com­pet­i­tive­ness.”

Bil­lion­aires held large signs read­ing: “Coal=Too Risky, Citi We Want our Mon­ey Back.”

“Cli­mate change will be a major invest­ment theme of the future” said Scott Parkin of Rain­for­est Action Net­work. “You don’t have to care what glob­al warm­ing will do to the cli­mate to make a buck­et load of mon­ey by prepar­ing.” Oth­er notable bil­lion­aires that have turned to clean ener­gy for their invest­ment poten­tial include, CEO of GE Jef­frey R. Immelt, Wal­mart CEO H. Lee Scott, and mav­er­ick oil­man Boone Pick­ens.

By all accounts coal is becom­ing an increas­ing­ly risky invest­ment. In the last three months alone, the fed­er­al gov­ern­ment indef­i­nite­ly sus­pend­ed a loan pro­gram for new coal-fired pow­er plants in rur­al areas because of uncer­tain­ty about cli­mate change and soar­ing con­struc­tion costs. The deci­sion came short­ly after three major Wall Street invest­ment banks, includ­ing Citi, announced new rules requir­ing util­i­ties to show that coal-plant pro­pos­als fac­tor in the cost of future car­bon reg­u­la­tion. In addi­tion, the fed­er­al gov­ern­ment yanked fund­ing from their expen­sive, fan­tas­ti­cal Future­Gen plant.

In con­junc­tion with today’s Citi event, Fos­sil Fools Day activ­i­ties are hap­pen­ing from North Dako­ta to New Zealand. There are over 100 actions planned includ­ing Fos­sil Fool award deliv­er­ies to some of the most dam­ag­ing CEOs and politi­cians, green job ral­lies, protests and civ­il dis­obe­di­ence at pow­er plants, ener­gy com­pa­nies, and banks. Actions aim to express oppo­si­tion to dirty ener­gy and show sup­port for cli­mate jus­tice and cor­po­rate respon­si­bil­i­ty. Fos­sil Fools Day is being orga­nized by the Ener­gy Action Coali­tion and a num­ber of inter­na­tion­al allies includ­ing the Inter­na­tion­al Ris­ing Tide Net­work, Rain­for­est Action Net­work, and the Cana­di­an Youth Cli­mate Coali­tion.

For more infor­ma­tion vis­it, www.dirtymoney.org

CONTACTS:
Nell Green­berg, 510.847.9777
Sam Haswell, 415.659.0519

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Activists Block­ade Bank of Amer­i­ca to Protest Fund­ing of Coal, Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts, USA
BoA Boston FFD
Boston, MA – Cop­ley Square, April 1, 2008. April Fools! As of 9:00AM, in con­junc­tion with a down­town ral­ly, four activists have locked them­selves to the front entrance of the Bank of Amer­i­ca branch in Cop­ley Square. They are protest­ing the bank’s fund­ing of coal and ener­gy com­pa­nies who are among the worst con­trib­u­tors to cli­mate change, and direct­ly respon­si­ble for innu­mer­able human rights abus­es in com­mu­ni­ties where coal is extract­ed and burned.

Update: Four arrests in Boston, some lock box­es were cut, but oth­ers were loaded into the police wag­on still locked to each oth­er.

The April Fools prank took place as part of the Fos­sil Fools Day of Action, in coor­di­na­tion with over 100 ral­lies, protests, and acts of civ­il dis­obe­di­ence around the world. These actions are intend­ed to chal­lenge and dis­rupt the fos­sil fuels indus­try, which sci­en­tists say is pri­mar­i­ly respon­si­ble for glob­al warm­ing.

Bank of Amer­i­ca has lent over $144 bil­lion to com­pa­nies like Massey Ener­gy, Arch Coal, and Peabody Ener­gy, who are infa­mous for their human rights vio­la­tions, strip min­ing, and moun­tain­top removal coal min­ing. The demon­stra­tors are demand­ing that Bank of Amer­i­ca stop pro­vid­ing fund­ing for coal com­pa­nies engaged in all forms of sur­face min­ing and can­cel all loans to new fos­sil fuel burn­ing pow­er plants.

“With­out the finan­cial sup­port of large banks like Bank of Amer­i­ca, the fos­sil fuels indus­try could not con­tin­ue destroy­ing the earth and our com­mu­ni­ties,” said Elise Ansel, who locked her arms to oth­er activists in order to pre­vent the bank from doing busi­ness as usu­al.

Coal-burn­ing pow­er plants are respon­si­ble for 40% of U.S. green­house gas­es that cause glob­al warm­ing, and are a lead­ing cause of asth­ma and lung can­cer, caus­ing over 24,000 pre­ma­ture deaths a year. “It’s not just an envi­ron­men­tal issue. The peo­ple who are most affect­ed by the coal indus­try are already dis­ad­van­taged by this eco­nom­ic sys­tem,” said Laila Murad of Brighton, who also locked down to the bank, “Coal plants are often built in low-income neigh­bor­hoods and com­mu­ni­ties of col­or, and the coal is most often mined in poor areas and on indige­nous land. Coal min­ing is just anoth­er chap­ter in a long and bloody sto­ry of colo­nial­ism and injus­tice.”

The Fos­sil Fools Day of Action was called for by Ris­ing Tide North Amer­i­ca, Rain­for­est Action Net­work, and the Ener­gy Action Coali­tion. More infor­ma­tion on the actions tak­ing place around the world is avail­able at www.fossilfoolsday.org.

Boston Fos­sil Fools Day Media Con­tact:

Colleen Cronin
781–308-2458 / bostonfossilfools@gmail.com

Nation­al Fos­sil Fools Day Media Con­tact:

Mon­i­ca Vaugh­an, Ris­ing Tide North Amer­i­ca
541–521-1832 / fossilfools@risingtidenorthamerica.org

More pho­tos
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At the Uni­ver­si­ty of Ken­tucky, USA, stu­dents protest­ed the university’s coal-fired pow­er plant by climb­ing atop the coal stock­pile, and rais­ing giant wind tur­bines. Rais­ing a mock wind tur­bine on top of the UK pow­er plant’s coal fuel pile was designed to show the futil­i­ty and myopic vision of the University’s cur­rent ener­gy pol­i­cy. While hap­py to learn that UK does not use coal from moun­tain­top removal sites, the State of Kentucky’s flag­ship uni­ver­si­ty is a fos­sil fool and it must demon­strate lead­er­ship and a far-think­ing approach to its ener­gy sourc­ing and usage.

April is Earth Month, and as stu­dents of the Uni­ver­si­ty of Ken­tucky and Blue­grass Com­mu­ni­ty and Tech­ni­cal Col­lege we are oblig­ed to point out the areas where our pub­lic insti­tu­tions need improve­ment.

Giv­en the grav­i­ty and imme­di­a­cy of glob­al warm­ing as a pre­em­i­nent issue of our life­times, we believe that the Uni­ver­si­ty of Kentucky’s con­tin­ued reliance on coal should be lam­bast­ed, and what bet­ter way to do so than in the spir­it of April Fool’s Day?

Rais­ing a mock wind tur­bine on top of the UK pow­er plant’s coal fuel pile was designed to show the futil­i­ty and myopic vision of the University’s cur­rent ener­gy pol­i­cy. While we are hap­py to learn that UK does not use coal from moun­tain­top removal sites, the State of Kentucky’s flag­ship uni­ver­si­ty is a fos­sil fool and it must demon­strate lead­er­ship and a far-think­ing approach to its ener­gy sourc­ing and usage.

Fos­sil fuel use is unequiv­o­cal­ly bad for the envi­ron­ment at large, as well as all of its denizens; how­ev­er, it is through obsta­cles of our own mak­ing that we con­tin­ue on this short-sight­ed and harm­ful path. Ken­tucky needs to rethink the destruc­tion of its moun­tains and its coal use, and groups like the Ener­gy Action Coali­tion, Ken­tuck­ians for the Com­mon­wealth, UK Green­thumb, and The Uni­ver­si­ty of Transylvania’s TERRA are great lead­ers and resources for those wish­ing to become edu­cat­ed or involved.

We wish every­one a Hap­py Earth Month, invite every­one to UK’s Earth Day Fair Tues­day April 22nd, and look for­ward to a con­tin­u­ing dia­logue to meet the con­cerns and needs of every­one here in our great state.

Cor­dial­ly,
Con­cerned Stu­dents and Cit­i­zens
Ukgreenthumb@googlegroups.com

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For fur­ther details of more actions in North Amer­i­ca, check out http://actions.energyactioncoalition.org/fossilfools/reports/list and
http://www.fossilfoolsdayofaction.org/category/north-america/

1st April — Manchester Fossil Fools Parade! / London Protest circus for a coal Fossil Fool / Notts / Leamington Spa

We’ve all been fos­sil fooled and now…the Cli­mate Cir­cus is com­ing to Man­ches­ter.…
Join the Fos­sil Fools Parade on April 1st
and take part in fun and games with some of our best known local Fos­sil Fools!

That’s right this event is all about con­grat­u­lat­ing our spon­sors

Jester with spannerWe’ve all been fos­sil fooled and now…the Cli­mate Cir­cus is com­ing to Man­ches­ter.…
Join the Fos­sil Fools Parade on April 1st
and take part in fun and games with some of our best known local Fos­sil Fools!

That’s right this event is all about con­grat­u­lat­ing our spon­sors
RBS, Man­ches­ter Flight Cen­tres, Petrol Sta­tions, The City Coun­cil and oth­er
experts in pol­lu­tion, cli­mate change and destruc­tion of our glob­al
eco sys­tems.

The Parade will meet at 10.30am out­side AMC cin­e­ma in Deans­gate and
fin­ish with a street par­ty out­side the Town Hall (by 12 pm).

Fea­tur­ing music, mad­ness and veg­an cakes — lets make this a hol­i­day at
home and encour­age peo­ple to leave fos­sil fuels in the past.

Dress in suits, as clowns, come as a fos­sil fuel or a fos­sil fool but
come!!

Please cir­cu­late this invite wide­ly!

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Protest cir­cus for a coal Fos­sil Fool (BERR, 1 Vic­to­ria Street, Lon­don, 8 am on 1 April 2008)

(please post far and wide)

1st April is set to pack a punch this year. Across the world April Fool’s Day is being marked by cli­mate change activists as Fos­sil Fool’s Day, a day of action against the cli­mate wreck­ing fos­sil fuel indus­try.

For those not able to take the many direct actions of the day, the Lon­don World Devel­op­ment Move­ment groups are co-ordi­nat­ing a hilar­i­ous protest out­side the Depart­ment for Enter­prise Busi­ness and Reg­u­la­to­ry Reform (or BERR) to laugh at the min­is­ter for busi­ness, John Hut­ton. John Hut­ton is cur­rent­ly set to make a right fool of the gov­ern­men­t’s cli­mate pol­i­cy if he signs off on EON’s new Kingsnorth pow­er sta­tion.

Every­one’s wel­come to join in the col­lec­tive hilar­i­ty and to demand Hut­ton takes the Kingsnorth deci­sion very seri­ous­ly. There will be a real cir­cus feel, with jug­glers, clowns and acro­bats, so don’t hes­i­tate to bring jug­gling balls or wear your squeaky nose or sil­ly hat.

Protest starts at 8am and will be over in time for you to be at work. Con­tact Rachel on 0207 8204900 for more infor­ma­tion.

More infor­ma­tion on the Kingsnorth cam­paign, see www.stopkingsnorth.org

More infor­ma­tion on Fos­sil Fool’s day, see www.fossilfoolsday.org

Funer­al for coal in Par­lia­ment square, Lon­don
Meet at 11 AM in Par­lia­ment Square

The Peo­ple & Plan­et net­work invites you to join us at an action and
mass lob­by. We will be build­ing a coal pow­er sta­tion com­plete with 12ft cool­ing tow­ers in West­min­ster, while peo­ple dressed in Jesters hats and Gor­don Brown masks will ‘burn’ a mock Cli­mate Change Bill.

Con­tact james.lloyd@peopleandplanet.org for more infor­ma­tion.
http://peopleandplanet.org/nonewcoal

Pub­lic Apol­o­gy on behalf of Porsche, Lon­don
Meet 7.15 AM, Bond Street tube sta­tion

Pos­ing as protest­ing polar bears and pen­guins, green­wash win­dow clean­ers and con­cerned cus­tomers, help Porsche say sor­ry:
• “For being so pig­head­ed in push­ing for a judi­cial review of the recent changes in the con­ges­tion charge. A bit rash we know! Sor­ry. But now that we think about it, the change does actu­al­ly seem quite a good idea.”
• “And ok, you’ve got us, with a few of our mates, we have been doing our best to rail­road EU plans to set bind­ing emis­sions tar­gets for gas guz­zlers by 2012. Can’t blame us for hav­ing a go though can you…ok so you can. But look, we know it’s wrong”.
• “Oh, and last, but by no means least, we should stop claim­ing we’re ‘green’ while mak­ing incred­i­bly pol­lut­ing cars. So we’re pleased to announce a new con­cept mod­el, tak­ing the 4×4 into the 2×2 age.”

More info: e‑mail thomas_fern@hotmail.com or call Richard on 0796 046 5594

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Roll up, roll up! The cli­mate cir­cus is in town. Con­front­ed with melt­ing ice caps, unprece­dent­ed species extinc­tion, droughts and extreme weath­er, cli­mate change threat­ens our very sur­vival. The fools at the head of the fos­sil fuel empire con­tin­ue to plun­der the earth, with the gov­ern­ments as will­ing court jesters at their side.

They would have us believe that we can escape cli­mate change with tech­no-fix­es, mar­ket mech­a­nisms and off­set schemes — all tech­no­crat­ic acro­bat­ics that dis­tract us from the truth: the only real solu­tion to cli­mate change is to keep fos­sil fuels in the ground.

On April 1st, 2008, we’re going to turn the tables and show them who the real fools are.

Nation­al­ly peo­ple will be tar­get­ing fos­sil fools — See the clowns invest­ing in coal — The car­bon off­set con­tor­tion­ist or the oily strong man? join­ing with thou­sands around the world in tak­ing one step clos­er to dis­man­tling the fos­sil fuel indus­try.

In Not­ting­ham we are going to take action on a local Fos­sil Fool. We are meet­ing at Mar­ket Square Tram Stop at 8am to head off togeth­er on a mag­i­cal mys­tery tour to a cli­mate clown near us.

Dress 4 Cli­mate Chaos: Ski Hat, Bermu­da Shorts and Wellies; Som­brero and Rain­coat; Swim­suits and Woolens; Flipflops, Umbrel­las and Sun­glass­es; what­ev­er you think the weath­er may do today. Bring ban­ners and plac­ards against cli­mate chaos and lets pull a prank that packs a punch

info@eastsideclimateaction.org.uk
http://www.fossilfoolsdayofaction.org

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Ris­ing Tide “Fos­sil Fools Day” “Fun Demo” Leam­ing­ton Spa

Roll up, roll up! The cli­mate cir­cus is in town. Con­front­ed with melt­ing ice caps, unprece­dent­ed species extinc­tion, droughts and extreme weath­er, cli­mate change threat­ens our very sur­vival. The fools at the head of the fos­sil fuel empire con­tin­ue to plun­der the earth, with the gov­ern­ments as will­ing court jesters at their side.

They would have us believe that we can escape cli­mate change with tech­no-fix­es, mar­ket mech­a­nisms and off­set schemes — all tech­no­crat­ic acro­bat­ics that dis­tract us from the truth: the only real solu­tion to cli­mate change is to keep fos­sil fuels in the ground.

On April 1st, 2008, we’re going to turn the tables and show them who the real fools are.

JOIN US IN LEAMINGTON SPA TO PROTEST AGAINST THE PROPOSED CLARENDON SHOPPING ARCADE…DO WE NEED MORE SHOPS? CONSUMERISM CAUSES CLIMATE CHAOS! Make the con­nec­tion between OIL and RETAIL THERAPY — come in fan­cy dress, bring music, bikes, a sense of humour, chil­dren WELCOME.

Assem­ble BATH PLACE COMMUNITY VENTURE, @ BATH PLACE, LEAMINGTON http://www.bathplace.org 12.00 for a 12.30 march around Leam­ing­ton. Fin­ish­ing at the TOWN HALL.

Please call 07782 299181 for any fur­ther infor­ma­tion.