22/12/06: Anti-consumer Christmas Carols, London

Festive delay, but finally here:
A seven minute video covers the brutal attacks by a group of crazed and dangerously drunk Christmas Carol singers as they rampaged their way from Carnaby Street onto Oxford Street, storming the most splendid institutes of “cheap and affordable” consumer churches.

Festive delay, but finally here:
A seven minute video covers the brutal attacks by a group of crazed and dangerously drunk Christmas Carol singers as they rampaged their way from Carnaby Street onto Oxford Street, storming the most splendid institutes of “cheap and affordable” consumer churches.

NikeTown, Selfridges, Debenhams and Topshop – all fine establishments with clean employment rights records and highly paid staff members, with guaranteed pension schemes, were subjected to bastardised festive ditties by a visibly dangerous crowd of thugs, rude legal observers and cruel cameramen, none with the least amount of concern for public safety.

A cruel and vicious stunt that should not be copied by anyone, anywhere in the world.

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Santas Against Excessive Consumption hit London, 16.12.06

Santas Against Excessive Consumption (SAEC) went out to play for the second year running on Saturday December 16th 2006, dropping in on the Shell-sponsored Natural History Museum (NHM) on the way to the consumer hell that is Oxford Street.

Santas Against Excessive Consumption (SAEC) went out to play for the second year running on Saturday December 16th 2006, dropping in on the Shell-sponsored Natural History Museum (NHM) on the way to the consumer hell that is Oxford Street.

At the NHM we wandered through the crowds holding our ‘Lappland is melting’ and ‘Reindeer can’t swim’ placards, explaining that excessive consumption was melting our ho-ho-home, and as such it was going to be tough to ensure a good supply of presents in the future. We had a bit of interaction with people waiting to skate on the British Airways-sponsored ice rink. Half the rink was closed because it was too wet and slushy – the ice had melted. The employee with the thankless task of trying to herd us out disagreed with me when I suggested that this was symbolic. His word? ‘Ironic.’

‘See you next year!’, promised the mouthiest Santa as we left, (since monthly visits are planned by SAEC’s friends London Rising Tide in 2007.) Then it was on to join reinforcements in Oxford Street, using the tube journey as a chance to thank the punters for taking public transport a well as smiling at bewildered nippers wondering if we could have any connection to the real thing. Taking up residence at Oxford Circus, some anti-corporate carols were given a good seeing to, and leaflets distributed. A festive foray into Niketown resulted in a swift but friendly expulsion, while a minstrel-like wander into the big Apple shop triggered a grumpier response. The plea to ‘Sing your own songs to eachother this Christmas!’ was interpreted as some sort of advertising by a competitor, and this as well as some live and direct carolling inside the shop led to the police being called. But we stood our ground when asked by the humbugging coppers to move away from the shop window, and soon enough they evaporated.

By that time we were pretty much Santa-d out, so decamped to a caff to fill up on caffeine and divest ourselves of the magic but by this time somewhat bedraggled beards and suits that made people smile at us and take our subversive leaflets. Take care until next year…

www.londonrisingtide.org.uk
www.artnotoil.org.uk/gallery/v/Shell
www.shelloiledwildlife.org.uk
07708 794665
london@risingtide.org.uk
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Text of the Oxford Street leaflet:

LAPPLAND IS MELTING!

Today is the busiest shopping day of the year. Oxford Street is crammed with consumers all scrambling for the latest must-have item, the perfect present that will buy Christmas joy. Most of us find this part of Christmas incredibly stressful – there’s never enough time, tensions run high, and the obligation of gift exchange rules the season.

So why do we buy in to Christmas shopping madness? Maybe it’s time to start figuring out why we so desperately need a 5-speed electric toothbrush in the first place, or why our children will be devastated if they don’t get the latest McNikeSoft Godzilla Action Figure that tops The List. It might well boil down to the fact that we are each exposed to 3,500 adverts per day. (No really, try counting!)

Corporate advertising can actually be seen as the largest single psychological project undertaken by the human race. We are told from the day we are born that increasing our material wealth will make us happier people, and if we want to show someone that we love them, we must buy them something – the more expensive, the more we love them.

Christmas consumption causes climate chaos!

The problem is, corporate consumer culture doesn’t just breed stress – it creates environmental catastrophe. If everyone in the world were to consume at the level we do in the West, we would need 5 extra planets. But it’s not just about disappearing rainforests and mountains of rubbish. Our excessive consumption is also causing climate chaos, with disastrous effects like hurricanes, flooding and other freak weather patterns.

We know that climate change is directly caused by the burning of fossil fuels (oil, coal and natural gas) to power our offices, heat our homes, and fuel our cars & planes. But tackling climate change is not only about taking the bus and switching off lights. Every product that is produced, transported, bought, used and thrown away eats up energy that we don’t have, and creates pollution that our climate can’t handle. And if that product is made of plastic (and think how many are), then it’s literally made of oil.

Us Santas aren’t suggesting you don’t give your loved ones presents this year. But why not make one or two of them, trade with friends, or buy locally. Think about the products you’re buying – what they’re made of, where they came from, how they got from there to here…and whether they’re actually going to make someone any happier.

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Text of NHM leaflet:

WHAT LIES BENEATH SHELL’S WILD LIE?

Hello and Merry Christmas. We are Santas Against Excessive Consumption, and we’ve dropped into the Natural History Museum on our way to Oxford Street, to sing a few carols and to remind museum-goers that excessive consumption of oil is causing Lappland – our home! – to melt.

Why is this relevant to the NHM? Because Shell, the world’s third largest oil company, is also the new sponsor of the its Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibition.

Could you join the campaign opposing this sponsorship, write to the Museum or lend images to our ‘Shell’s Wild Lie’ counter-exhibition?

Despite attempts to ‘greenwash’ its reputation via blanket advertising and cultural sponsorship, Shell is still heavily implicated in producing ever-greater quantities of the oil and gas that are destabilising our climate to such an alarming degree. Climate change is set to wipe out millions of plant and animal species and to devastate the poorest regions of the planet. Shell’s activities also result in oil spills which are major causes of death and destruction for many varieties of life. Its planned refinery and pipeline project in Country Mayo, Ireland, threatens a pristine ecosysystem, not to mention the homes and livelihoods of the inhabitants. Lastly, Shell is currently constructing a massive development at Sakhalin Island in Russia which is threatening the survival of the Western Pacific Grey Whale. For all these reasons, Shell should not be sponsoring the Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibition. We call on the Natural History Museum to end its sponsorship deal with Shell.

Tell NHM boss Michael Dixon directly what you think of Shell (not to mention BP, which is a Museum partner):
(020) 7942 5000; m.dixon@nhm.ac.uk, cc’ing to feedback@nhm.ac.uk & us.

…and get more involved in the Art Not Oil campaign/exhibition via London Rising Tide, taking creative direct action on the root causes of climate chaos

london@risingtide.org.uk
http://www.londonrisingtide.org.uk

Cambridge March for Consumerism

On Saturday December 16 a group of people in Cambridge held a March for Consumerism. They set off outside the Grafton Centre shopping mall carrying placards with slogans such as “Spend”, “Buy more stuff”, and “Climate change is someone else’s problem”.

On Saturday December 16 a group of people in Cambridge held a March for Consumerism. They set off outside the Grafton Centre shopping mall carrying placards with slogans such as “Spend”, “Buy more stuff”, and “Climate change is someone else’s problem”.

The protesters received many quizzical glances and even struck up a few conversations with people walking down Burleigh Street and Fitzroy Street. A police officer stopped to talk to the protesters but seemed to be happy for them to continue their march as long as they didn’t go in the mall. The protesters also gave out a leaflet which pointed out the links between unnecessary consumerism, the exploitation of workers, and environmental problems such as climate change.

Websites listed on the leaflet were:
Exploitation of workers: www.nosweat.org.uk
Climate change: www.stopclimatechaos.org
Consumerism: www.enough.org.uk

http://www.cambridgeaction.net

EF! gathering advance notice: date & contact to get involved

The Earth First Gathering 2007 is well into the planning stage.

Make space in your diary now: 18th – 22nd July 2007, somewhere in Norfolk. Please circulate this information widely.

If you want to get involved contact nexter@riseup.net.

The Earth First Gathering 2007 is well into the planning stage.

Make space in your diary now: 18th – 22nd July 2007, somewhere in Norfolk. Please circulate this information widely.

If you want to get involved contact nexter@riseup.net.

Thanx
The Collective.

Manchester, Bath, Bristol, Redditch, London, York, Birmingham & Oxford (x2) Buy Nothing Day events

Saturday, 25th November 06: Buy Nothing Day, a day where you challenge yourself, friends and family to switch off from shopping and tune into life. This is how a group of colourful happy people celebrated Buy Nothing Day in Manchester UK. Rhythms of Resistance Manchester, Aliens, singers and their lovely friends took over the city … Continue reading “Manchester, Bath, Bristol, Redditch, London, York, Birmingham & Oxford (x2) Buy Nothing Day events”

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Saturday, 25th November 06: Buy Nothing Day, a day where you challenge yourself, friends and family to switch off from shopping and tune into life. This is how a group of colourful happy people celebrated Buy Nothing Day in Manchester UK.

Rhythms of Resistance Manchester, Aliens, singers and their lovely friends took over the city in a colourful celebration of Buy Nothing Day , that included:

A FREE MARKET with lots of books, clothes, tapes, dvds and toys. All for people to take away (free) to promote re-using items rather than binning and re-buying.

FLYERS: Aliens, sambistas, singers and students gave out flyers with information on Buy Nothing Day and reusing and recycling. Awareness was also raised regarding ethical shopping, asking people to think about the environmental damages that products may result to.

SAMBA: the samba band, Rhythms of Resistance Manchester, entertained hundreds of people with samba encouraging them to “Stop Buying Start Dancing�. The band was joined by singers and poets too! The sambistas entered the Triangle Shopping Centre, with a banner and flyers and full samba swing. The acoustics were great and the band sounded excellent – the security guards though pushed the sambistas out. The sambistas re-entered through the other door in clowning fluffy loving style. The tough security guards were liberated with samba rhythms, as they smiled to the fun of RORM!

GAMES: games were played in the shopping centres, reclaiming the space from a mad buying zombie area to a space of friendships, fun and positivity.The games engaged young people and shoppers too!

BANNER FLOAT (the action which was also known in code: “banner drops, they are so last year sweetie darling�!): A banner suspended by 28 helium balloons was released next to the Christmas tree in the Arndale Shopping Centre. The banner which simply stated “Buy Nothing Day� was admired by hundreds turning the shopping centre in a beautiful space! The banner float was accompanied by more flyering.

In summary it was a beautiful day… and remember kids:

Think …
Only 20% of the world population are consuming over 80% of the earth’s natural resources causing a disproportionate level of environmental damage and distribution of wealth.
Re-think…
Buy locally sourced fresh organic produce
Say No to animal tested products
Fewer air miles – Stop Climate Change
Buy environmentally and ethically sound products.
Re-use and recycling.

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Bath activists took to the streets on friday to celebrate ‘buy nothing day’

On Friday, six members of Bath Activist Network visited some of the biggest, badest chain stores in Bath and hid anti-consumerist letters in books/items of clothing/crappy Xmas tack. The letters encouraged consumers to consider where their products were made, who made them and the environmental impact of making and transporting them. Consumers were also asked to consider what we could do with the spare time we would gain if we forsook recreational shopping and 40 hour working weeks. Several hundred leaflets were hidden in Gap, Disney store, waterstones, FCUK and loads of other shops in the town centre. The text of the leaflet should be up on the B.A.N website in the next couple of days.

bathactivistnet@yahoo.co.uk
http://www.myspace.com/bathactivistnetwork

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Cruel Tesco Targetted for Buy Nothing Day

Freedom for 20 supermarket trolleys in Bristol
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Last night a group of activists concerned for trolley welfare cut the fence at Tesco’s bloody supermarket complex in Eastville.

Combining skin-tight planning with daring elan, the activists gained access to the perimeter and rounded up 20 scarred and batterd shopping trolleys.

These trolleys exist in the most appalling of conditions, forced day after day to shoulder the weight of capitalisms worse excesses, their backs literally broken by the wild eyed hoarding of crazed consumers.

To mark Buy Nothing Day, a plan was hatched to liberate these poor beasts of business burden, and slow down Tesco’s profit machine in the process.

As soon as the gaggle of trolleys was herded close enough to the edge of the compound, a ramp was hastily erected and the trolleys were herded out, straight into the River Frome and freedom!

I am sure that their freedom wil be shortlived, and they will be soon returned to their captors, but for a few hours we were able to show them what life would be like if they no longer had to strain as the workhorses of an all-destroying profit machine!

DOWN WITH THE PROFIT MACHINE!

WE ARE ALL SHOPPING TROLLEYS NOW!

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Another five bite the (saw) dust

More billboards liberated across Bristol in honour of Buy Nothing Day

In the last few days, more billboards have been liberated across Bristol.

At least five have been torn down, from Easton to Bedminster. Many more have been altered or tampered with, rotating billboards have been disabled and lights have been well and truly put out.

In the run up to the consumer madness that is Chistmas, our skyline is littered with thousands of these monstrosities.

Adverts play on our hopes, fears and insecurities to serve just one purpose – to sell us products regardless of how much we really need them. In the run-up to Christmas they are all vying for a share of our hard-earned cash.

Kids have to have the shiniest, newest gadgets, the most up-to-date rip-off computer games, while teenagers are sold the latest line of sweatshop-made designer gear.

The admen realise that if we feel inadequate we’ll buy products to make us feel and look better. They use images of airbrushed models to reinforce gender stereotypes; to the adman you‘re only a woman if you’re stick-thin, have a big chest (if not you’ll need to buy a wonderbra), a pink mobile phone and covered in designer makeup. Likewise you are only a man if you are toned, tanned, wear Calvin Klein aftershave and Dolce & Gabbana and drive a bigger, faster car than other men.

One of the liberators said; “We are Bristol residents, sick of advertising hoardings making a mess of our streets, cluttering our skylines and blocking our views. Bristol residents have complained for years about these billboards, erected against our wishes but the Council won’t listen. We are taking non-violent direct action to tear down and remove unwanted billboards from our communities.”

“Walk through the streets of Easton, St Paul’s, Bedminster and St Werburghs and you find hundreds of these monstrosities on every main road, selling us cars, beauty products, credit cards and soft drinks. But how many billboards do you see in Clifton where the ad execs live? They are happy to litter our communities with their vulgar images but they won’t have them in their own backyard.”

As the Council continues to allow companies to erect billboards it continues to clamp down on “anti-social vandals� who spray “graffiti�. However often graffiti is the only option, the only way alienated individuals can express themselves in our society. What is commonly called “art� is in reality elitist, confined to sterile galleries which only display work from “artists� privileged enough to go through art school, only to be viewed by those who can afford it. The real vandals are the advertisers who erected these billboards without our permission, often without even planning permission.

The liberators urge everyone to take action to reclaim our visual space; “Wouldn’t it be better if instead of these ugly billboards our public space was used for art, for people to be able to express themselves with beautiful and challenging images, words and sculptures rather than for images aimed only at making more profits for fat cat shareholders? ….”

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Buy Nothing Day in Redditch

As part of International Buy Nothing Day, members of Redditch Friends of the Earth held a `free shop` & leaflet stall in Redditch Town Centre on Saturday, the aim being to highlight the environmental & ethical consequences of consumerism, and also to encourage people to live more and work/spend less!!

5 members of Redditch FOE held a 3 hour stall where we gave away over 100 items(incl videos, toys, books, household stuff etc) to the general public(one item each person). We also handed out over 400 leaflets(see above) about BND, plus many more about Freecycle etc and copies of Redditch FOE`s latest newsletter.

We felt the day was a great success and 2 local papers printed great articles about the forthcoming event, in last weeks editions. This is the first time that a BND event has been staged in Redditch, but it won`t be the last!

Redditch FOE are part of the recently formed Redditch Alliance of Greens, set up to boost co-operation and support between local `green` goups, and to create more awareness of the good work we`re all involved in.

For more info see the following websites:
Buy Nothing Day http://www.buynothingday.co.uk/
Enough http://www.enough.org.uk/index.html
Freecycle http://freecycle.org/
Redditch Alliance of Greens http://www.redditch-ag.info/

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London Buy Nothing Day '06 half price inside
London Buy Nothing Day '06 half price outside

Everything instore half price today!!!

For this year’s Buy Nothing Day, the Hijackers decided to resurect one of our favourite projects. The Half Price Sale.

The plan is simplicity itself. Print up a bundle of “EVERYTHING INSTORE HALF PRICE TODAY” t-shirts, then wander into shops, tidy things up and watch chaos ensue.

A dozen Hijacker secret agents came along for the action, and visited Nike Town, Top Shop, HMV, Selfridges and others on the day. Nike as always were the least impressed with our antics, with a pack of over eager security guards ushering us out of the store within about 5 mins. Top Shop were far to vast to catch us, and totally confused by our actions.

assistant with clip board: what are you doing here.
Hijacker: just here to help
acb: where are you from.
Hijacker: I’m from London.
acb: no one told me you where coming(pause) why are you here
Hijacker: just here to help
acb: but your are not on the plan(leaves confused)
HMV were clear winners with a security guard exclaiming:
“You have to stop tidying things up, you’re being illegal, you have to leave!”

to see more please visit:
http://www.spacehijackers.org

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York Buy Nothing Day – report & pictures

International Buy Nothing Day came to York today. As only four people turned up our plans had to be scaled back a bit, so we didn’t quite manage to overthrow the corrupt capitalist system (mebbe next year, eh?!).

Instead, we set up a free fair-trade coffee stall outside Starbucks on Coney Street, and made life a little bit easier for their corporate accountants.

In an hour and a half, over 150 cups of tea and coffee were dished out to slightly bemused passers by. Some wanted to know what the catch was, some asked if we were connected with the church (“definitely not!” was the resounding reply), and one person even tried to give us a donation (“definitely not!” was the resounding reply!).

A fair few people stopped and talked at length, and some promised not to buy anything for the rest of the day.

A gang of enthusiastic teenage girls kindly held our ‘Buy Nothing Day’ banner and advertised our wares for 45 minutes.

Two friendly coppers walked past, but unfortunately couldn’t be tempted to free drinks, and just as we were winding up, someone from the council came along to tell us ‘the rules’ about stalls in town. He told us that we needed permission to hold a stall, and gave us a form to be completed for next time. He was very pleasant about it and was happy for us to carry on for another 15 minutes (we’d run out of everything by then anyway, so we agreed), but we couldn’t persuade him to take a free coffee. In all the excitement, the form appears to have been lost, so it looks like our next event will have to be ‘unauthorised’ as well. . . . . .

After the coffee stall had been wound-up, a couple of activists had some “funâ€? on the escalators in Marks and Spencers – until they were asked to leave by security.

So, that’s it for this year. We didn’t change the world, or stop much shopping, but we diverted a small amount of cash from Starbucks’ coffers, had a lot of fun giving stuff away and put smiles on peoples’ faces!

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Birmingham’s Contribution to Buy Nothing Day 2006

A great success with protest Santas, FreeShop, repetitive beats, Guantanamo Bay Campaign, and Food Not Bombs coming together attracting and creating a vibrant street event.

Buy Nothing Day has been celebrated in Birmingham for a few years now, initially by Birmingham Friends of the Earth’s anti-consumer info-stalls and Santa Claus demonstrations. Last year, in addition, autonomous events were staged: in-store pranks and games, Food Not Bombs, and a Free Shop.

This year the anti-consumerist protest Santas were back, as were Food Not Bombs, who serve free food in town fortnightly. The Guantanamo Bay campaign was present raising awareness, a fantastic portable sound system turned up, and the Free Shop returned. All these groups came together to make the event what it was, attracting a strong crowd and creating a busy, vibrant street party.

Why Free Shops?
It has long been recognised that capitalism is over-productive of goods, and that our consumer culture produces a very wasteful society.

A free shop is a shop where we exchange goods without a pricing system: unwanted items are donated and wanted items taken away.

‘Junk belongs to us, the people. It does not belong to councils, shires, governments or contractors’. Freeshops promote direct recycling and re-use of goods, locally, and in a way that answers immediate need.

Freeshops ‘have their roots in the anarchist movement’ and are well established in Northern Europe and in the USA. There are always temporary freeshops too, and a monthly freeshop has been running in Norwich since 2004. Internet freeshops have given new life to the movement through the online ‘FreeCycle’ community [see http://groups.yahoo.com/group/birmingham_freecycle].

Occasionally, FreeShops can be stolen. This happened to a freeshop in Whitechapel in 2002. Such incidents fortunately are rare; because no money changes hands and no one makes an unfair profit, freeshops don’t encourage criminal activity, unlike those other kinds of shops.

Any of us can start a freeshop. This reporter would like to see it become a regular event, with people swapping goods in town as a more sustainable challenge to the consumer culture of Birmingham City Centre.

An organiser commented on last Saturday’s event

“Today has been a huge success. Almost all of the stock from the shop has been taken away by the shoppers of Birmingham. Along with this they’ve hopefully taken away a new way of looking at consumer habits in this country. People visiting the stall have been very enthusiastic about what we’re doing; some individuals were very enthusiastic about getting involved themselves so there may be more than one Free Shop at the next Buy Nothing Day. Everything which we gave away today has been saved from being sent to the local incinerator and all of the stock was hauled into the city centre in a small bicycle convoy. Having music at the event really got people interested and made the afternoon feel like an event worth elebrating”.

Food Not Bombs returned after a 2 month break to serve reclaimed food to the hungry and campaign against poverty, rubbish food, homelessness and militarism. The group strengthened it’s commmitment to using non-aluminium cookware, featured innovative new recipes, an improved information shop, and was greatly energised by new people. Three Food Not Bombs first-timers took part, with one commenting that FNB was the ‘one of the most positive political experiences’ she had had in years of campaigning experience. ‘The group’s ability to communicate and organise made for a great team experience,’ she said. ‘We all were so positive and supported each other. It felt like a proper team effort which was fantastic and I want people to know about that’. As usual the food was enthusiastically consumed and information on local and global issues distributed. The collective ended the day with a social and met again the following Tuesday for a review meeting and to plan future actions.

Food Not Bombs will be back Saturday 9th and Sunday 10th December (as part of the vigil for Human Rights Day), and there is a meeting to plan this on Tuesday 5th; social events are also in the works. Email brum_fnb@riseup.net for more information.

For more on the freeshop movement check http://colorado.indymedia.org/newswire/display/12028/index.php
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_store

All in all it was an exciting event that brought a vibrant and political street culture to Birmingham, and showed how different groups can collaborate to strengthen the movement’s range and appeal – here’s to many more of these kinds of events.

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Oxford Buy Nothing Day '06 #2
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Oxford Shoppers Left Bemused By Consumer Cult

The Rev. E. Littlehelps, Lord High Purchaser of the Cult of Consumerism, explains in his own words what happened when a group of activists pretending to be corporation-worshippers descended on Oxford City Centre for International Buy Nothing Day.

Thought For The (Buy Nothing) Day
By Rev. E. Littlehelps

It was half past ten in the morning, on Saturday November 25th. The skies over Oxford City Centre were grey as I waited outside the Temple of St. Clarendon (known to the uninitiated simply as “The Clarendon Centre�), pulling my robes tightly around me. The morning was chill, but I was filled with a fiery purpose. Today was “Buy Nothing Day�, a false festival created by infidels in an attempt to discredit the holy corporate brands; it was our sacred mission to counter their foul sacrilege by preaching the Good Word of The Holy Multinationals to all who would listen. Glorious work, my children. Glorious work.

Some loose-mouthed folk call us the Cult of Consumerism; we know ourselves as the iPostles, and work for the greater good of our wondrous corporate pantheon and all of their noble profits.

As my brothers and sisters assembled around me, my heart soared in anticipation of the great work before us. All five of the Inner Circle were there: Sister Bucks, Preacher Bright, Padre Station, Sister Swoosh and Apostle Macintosh. We began our first incantation (“Shop, Shop, Till You Drop�), to cleanse ourselves of any impure, non-consumer thoughts, and strode boldly out onto the consecrated ground of the Cornmarket pedestrianised shopping precinct.

So many brands, all around us, already glowing neon in the weak morning light! So many small but perfect chapels to consumerism, where even at this hour worshippers were flocking to make their offerings! The rapture was soon upon us, and we began to prostrate ourselves before each gleaming altar, crying our praises to the skies.

Sing praise to McDonalds! We worship you, St Ronald, and your wondrous power, the power to transform rainforests into obese children. All hail Starbucks, and the Sacred Business Model – we marvel at your ability to pay coffee growers 40p for a pound of coffee, keeping them poverty-stricken and fully in your thrall, whilst selling lattes for £4 a cup! All hail Vodafone – we thank you for selling us a new phone every six months when the old one still works, and thus stripping away the planet’s resources and fuelling wars over rare minerals, all in your glory! All hail!

Truly, as Apostle Macintosh observed, the profits were speaking through us. And o, most wondrous thing, in front of The Disney Store (all praise the sparkly corporate plastic tat, made by children for children), that same good brother was suddenly filled with the spirit of Mickey Mouse, and began to speak in high-pitched tongues, to our utter delight and wonder!

At Westgate Cathedral we beheld façade upon glorious façade, begging us to consume the whole planet piece by shrink-wrapped piece. We had barely begun our worship outside the Church of Sony (“all hail stand-by mode!�), when one of the guardians of the temple, jealous of any favour we might be winning from our shared corporate deities, escorted us firmly from the premises – but we were undeterred, and showed our defiance with a spontaneous chanting and rapping medley outside the temple gates. Mallelujah!
We threw ourselves as humble supplicants before Gap, singing praise to the enormous gap between the wages of the sweatshop workers and their high street prices. We wept tears of gratitude before the sign of the holy Virgin, thanking St Branson for solving climate change by telling us all to fly more. Outside Argos, we invoked the words of the great theologian Sir William of Bailey, and gave praise to the Laminated Book of Dreams, sheathed in sacred plastic to catch the tears of joy from those who stand in awe before it. Help us, Argos! We need a pink Playboy liquid lamp! A plastic flamingo to sit beside our Golfing Gnomes! My toaster is the wrong colour, Argos – surely you hold the key to my salvation within the Mysterious Dungeon of Plenty?

As the day progressed, many crowds of onlookers gathered around us, drawn by the truth of our words. Many of them seemed strangely gripped by fits of laughter, doubtless overcome by joy at the thought of the blessed corporations pervading every aspect of our lives; others followed us, shouting out suggestions for where we should worship next. Great multitudes beheld our ceremonies, and many hundreds of pamphlets were handed out to the curious congregation. It was only after the event that we realised that a terrible error had occurred, and we had somehow been distributing a blasphemous Buy Nothing Day “Anti-Catalogue�, which warned people of the supposed dangers of excessive consumption, and encouraged them to shop less and live more, even going so far as to suggest a number of “fun� and “free� things that people could do instead of consuming.

Despite this dreadful oversight, as dusk fell over the city we decided that our work had been well done, and returned to our individual homelife consumption modules with a sense of deep and blessed satisfaction.
Rest assured, people of Oxford, we shall return in good time to deliver more sacred shopping sermons. Unless, of course, those accursed Corporate Plunder Pirates get there first and steal our thunder.

WTO-approved blessings to you all,
The Rev. E Littlehelps

“And behold the splendour of KFC, and the miraculous buckets of greasy fried gunk. Yea, for the rainforests are an abomination unto the Most Righteous Colonel Saint Sanders, and must be torn down to make way for the bounteous fields of chicken feed, to fatten the birds in the Holy Cages of Wonder. Thus we may all share the glorious bounty of the Family Special Offer Boneless Box. Rejoice!”

For an electronic copy of the Anti-Catalogue, email dannychivers [at] wildmail.com.

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“Put me down! I won’t bring you happiness” More Buy Nothing Day Pixie-ing

A merry band of Oxford pixies full of the joys of the season visited many, many shops – including Miss Selfridges, Topshop, Gap, HMV and Dixons – placing thought-provoking stickers in dressing rooms and on products.

Why did these pesky pixies make life difficult for the staff who then had to peel the labels off? Well, read on and discover why some the aforementioned places were targeted.

***About Arcadia Group (owns Topshop, Topman, Dorothy Perkins, Miss Selfridge, Wallis, Evans, Outfit)***

Arcadia Group is owned by billionaire Philip Green. In 2005, Arcadia’s profits “rose to £326 million in the 52 weeks to 27th August 2005…As a reward, Arcadia shelled out a £1.3bn dividend to its shareholders, £1.2bn of which went to Green, already the UK’s fifth richest person.”[1] However whilst this was already well and good for Green and Arcadia shareholders it was a different story for the workers who produced the tacky t-shirts for Topshop and their ilk. In a factory in Cambodia in 2004, after over 1000 workers went on strike to protest against poor pay, “19 union leaders and 120 union workers were fired”[2].

In conclusion: not Green by nature at all.

***About Dixons (sister groups: Currys Digital, PC World)***

In 2003, Dixons, who mainly stock electrical equipment (hi-fis, vacuum cleaners, iPods etc) announced a partnership with ‘support services firm’ Capita to manage one of Dixons’ call centres. Uh oh – bad move – as Capita is probably best know for its mismanagement of the Criminal Records Bureau: after failing to check teachers’ records on time the company was eventually fined £2 million; small change really from the £400 million budget it received from the government for the contract[3].
After the partnership deal was clinched, Capita went on to sack staff at the Sheffield based call centre[4].

Dixons dealing with the Conservatives, environmental reporting and tax avoidance has also been criticised by many in the past. In a report in 2001, Friends of the Earth found that Dixons was a business backer of the Conservative Party; it also short-listed the store as “as [a] possible targets for a major consumer campaign over ‘dodgy’ chemicals.”[5] FOE also found that the company had no formal policies on conduct on overseas labour standards. Dixons has also been accused of using their subsidiary, Dixons Insrance Services ltd registered in the Isle of Man as a tax haven[6].

Finally, at the beginning of this year, Which? magazine had found Dixons to be one of the worst retailers in Britain.[7]

All this is before we even go into the environmental devastation involved in producing some of the merchandise that Dixons sells!
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Most of the above information was from Labour Behind the Label, the campaign that supports garment workers’ efforts worldwide to improve their working conditions. http://www.labourbehindthelabel.org
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Be warned. The Pixies may strike again…

References:
[1] ‘Arcadia: the high street of exploitation – November 2005 Update’, Labour behinid the Label, http://www.labourbehindthelabel.org/content/view/17/53 viewed 30/11/06

[2] Ibid

[3] Sean O’Neill & Stewart Tendler, ‘Blunder on criminal records was revealed a year ago’, The Times, 22/05/06

[4] Tim Richardson, (29/04/04) ‘Ex-Dixons staff ‘”kicked in the teeth”‘, The Register, http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/04/29/dixons_capita_redundancies viewed 30/11/06

[5] ‘UK Democracy Plc How the corporate juggernaut is crushing our democracy’, Friends of the Earth briefing, December 2001, http://www.foe.co.uk/resource/briefings/uk_democracy_plc.pdf viewed 30/11/06

[6] From ‘UK Democracy Plc How the corporate juggernaut is crushing our democracy’
and ‘Company information: Dixons’, Ethiscore, http://www.ethiscore.org/company.aspx?id=33640 viewed 30/11/06

[7] ‘Shoppers snub Dixons and Powerhouse’, Which? 31/01/06, http://www.which.co.uk/reports_and_campaigns/audio_visual/reports/audio/Shoppers_snub_Dixons_and_Powerhouse_news_article_557_59378.jsp viewed 30/11/06

http://adbusters.org/metas/eco/bnd/

Steal Something Day, a shameless 24-hour stealing spree!

The 24 hour moratorium on spending, ‘Buy Nothing Day’ is this Saturday 26th November in the UK. 6 years ago some Canadian anarchists came up with a critique of ‘Buy Nothing Day’ and called for a new initiative, ‘Steal Something Day’.

Steal Something DayThe 24 hour moratorium on spending, ‘Buy Nothing Day’ is this Saturday 26th November in the UK. 6 years ago some Canadian anarchists came up with a critique of ‘Buy Nothing Day’ and called for a new initiative, ‘Steal Something Day’.

As their original article seems to have virtually disappeared into the unrecoverable bowels of the digital archive of the internet, I thought I’d reproduce their critique along with it’s graphic and help document it. Hopefully it’ll help maintain their initiative for this ‘Buy Nothing Day’ and help people reflect on some of Adbuster’s problematic claims.

November 26, 1999 – Participate by participating!
(Press release from http://tao.ca/~lombrenoire)

For the past eight years, a few self-described “culture jammers” from Adbusters Magazine have dubbed the last Friday in November “Buy Nothing Day.”

From their stylish home base in Vancouver’s upscale suburb of Kitsilano, the Adbusters’ brain trust has encouraged conscientious citizens worldwide to “relish [their] power as a consumer to change the economic environment.” In their words, Buy Nothing Day “proves how empowering it is to step out of the consumption stream for even a day.”

The geniuses at Adbusters have managed to create the perfect feel-good, liberal, middle-class activist non-happening. A day when the more money you make, the more influence you have (like every other day). A day which, by definition, is insulting to the millions of people worldwide who are too poor or marginalized to be considered “consumers.”

It’s supposed to be a 24-hour moratorium on spending, but ends up being a moralistic false-debate about whether or not you should really buy that loaf of bread today or … wait for it … tomorrow!

Well, this year, while the Adbusters cult enjoys yet another Buy Nothing Day, accompanied by their fancy posters, stickers, TV and radio advertisements and slick webpages, a few self-described anarcho-situationists from Montreal’s East End are inaugurating Steal Something Day.

Unlike Buy Nothing Day, when people are asked to “participate by not participating,” Steal Something Day demands that we “participate by participating.” Instead of downplaying or ignoring the capitalists, CEOs, landlords, small business tyrants, bosses, PR hacks, yuppies, media lapdogs, corporate bureaucrats, politicians and cops who are primarily responsible for misery and exploitation in this world, Steal Something Day demands that we steal from them, without discrimination.

The Adbusters’ intellegentsia tell us that they’re neither “left nor right,” and have proclaimed a non-ideological crusade against overconsumption. Steal Something Day, on the other hand, identifies with the historic and contemporary resistance against the causes of capitalist exploitation, not its symptoms. If you think overconsumption is scary, wait until you hear about capitalism and imperialism.

Unlike the misplaced Buy Nothing Day notion of consumer empowerment, Steal Something Day promotes empowerment by urging us to collectively identify the greedy bastards who are actually responsible for promoting misery and boredom in this world. Instead of ignoring them, Steal Something Day encourages us to make their lives as uncomfortable as possible.

As we like to say in Montreal: diranger les riches dans leurs niches!

And remember, we’re talking about stealing, not theft. Stealing is just. Theft is exploitative. Stealing is when you take a yuppie’s BMW for a joyride, and crash into a parked Mercedes just for the hell of it. Theft is when you take candy from a baby’s mouth.

Stealing is the re-distribution of wealth from rich to poor Theft is making profits at the expense of the disadvantaged and the natural environment. Stealing is an unwritten a tax on the rich. Theft is taxing the poor to subsidize the rich. Stealing is nothing more than a tax on the rich. There is solidarity in stealing, but property is nothing but theft.

So, don’t pay for that corporate newspaper, but steal all of them from the box. Get some friends together and go on a “shoplifting “spree at the local chain supermarket or upscale mall. With an even larger mob, get together and steal from the local chain book or record store. Pilfer purses and wallets from easily identified yuppies and business persons. Skip out on rent. Get a credit card under a fake name and don’t pay. Keep what you can use, and give away everything else in the spirit of mutual aid that is the hallmark of Steal Something Day.

Download our detourned poster http://tao.ca/~lombrenoire, make copies and stick it up wherever you can. And don’t forget, send your scamming and stealing tips to us at lombrenoire@tao.ca.

See you next Steal Something Day which, unlike Buy Nothing, happens every day of the year.

Buy Nothing Day Manchester

Rhythms of Resistance Manchester Radical Samba Band & Manchester Critical Mass

Cordially invite you to a pleasant sambista, cyclista & clownly gathering
on Saturday 25th November, Meeting 11am
at Basement Social Centre, 24 Lever Street.

Rhythms of Resistance Manchester Radical Samba Band & Manchester Critical Mass

Cordially invite you to a pleasant sambista, cyclista & clownly gathering
on Saturday 25th November, Meeting 11am
at Basement Social Centre, 24 Lever Street.

Please bring unwanted-bric-a-brac-skipped-jumble-tat for free stall @ Piccadilly Gardens and Market Street from 12pm onwards !
Please bring beautiful bikes, musical instruments, fabulous d.i.y. costumes, loudhailers & flyers/posters of your own design or printed out from:-
http://www.buynothingday.co.uk/
http://adbusters.org/metas/eco/bnd//
http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2006/11/356538.html

Stop Buying & Start Living !
http://rormanchester.blogspot.com
http://www.velorution.x21.org.uk

CELEBRATE BUY NOTHING DAY!

Saturday November 25th 2006 is Buy Nothing Day (UK), It’s a day where you
challenge yourself, your family and friends to switch off from shopping and tune
into life. Anyone can take part provided they spend a day without shopping – our
wasteful system has plentiful free stuff!

THINK…

Only 20% of the world population are consuming over 80% of the earth’s natural
resources, causing a disproportionate level of environmental damage and unfair
distribution of wealth.

RE-THINK…

Next time you are going shopping, think about…

Locally sourced fresh organic produce which tastes much better than supermarket
food!

Products tested on humans, not animals!

The fewer air miles the better for the environment and society – how far have
the contents of your carrier bags travelled?!

Demanding products and services which are environmentally friendly and
ethically sound!

Only using products and services offered at fair and affordable prices – Good
for your wallet and the environment!

Have a Happy Buy Nothing Day!

Buy Nothing Day this Saturday 25th November in Birmingham

Saturday November 25th 2006 is Buy Nothing Day (UK), It’s a day where you challenge yourself, your family and friends to switch off from shopping and tune into life. Anyone can take part provided they spend a day without spending!

buy nothing pound noteSaturday November 25th 2006 is Buy Nothing Day (UK), It’s a day where you challenge yourself, your family and friends to switch off from shopping and tune into life. Anyone can take part provided they spend a day without spending!

This year our message is simple, shop less – live more! The challenge is to try simple living for a day, spend time with family and friends, rather than spend money on them.

Buy Nothing Day also exposes the environmental and ethical consequences of consumerism. The developed countries – only 20% of the world population are consuming over 80% of the earth’s natural resources, causing a disproportionate level of environmental damage and unfair distribution of wealth.

This year, Buy Nothing Day will be biggest 24-hour stand-off from the need to shop. People in around the UK will make a pact with themselves to take a break from shopping as a personal experiment or public statement and the best thing is – IT’S FREE!

Events are planned in Birmingham city centre inbetween Starbucks and Tesco on New Street.

http://www.buynothingday.co.uk/

Edinburgh Buy Nothing Day

World Buy Nothing Day is on saturday the 25th of November, we will be celebrating it on the east end of Princes street in Edinburgh.
To challenge the rampant consumerism that overshadows the festive season we will be celebrating WORLD BUY NOTHING DAY in Edinburgh. On saturday the 25th of November at the east end of Prince’s street we will be having a FOOD NOT BOMBS stall, along with festive musicians, and carnival. We will also have a Green Santa’s grotto with face painting and a space for kids to make their own presents and cristmas cards.

World Buy Nothing Day is on saturday the 25th of November, we will be celebrating it on the east end of Princes street in Edinburgh.
To challenge the rampant consumerism that overshadows the festive season we will be celebrating WORLD BUY NOTHING DAY in Edinburgh. On saturday the 25th of November at the east end of Prince’s street we will be having a FOOD NOT BOMBS stall, along with festive musicians, and carnival. We will also have a Green Santa’s grotto with face painting and a space for kids to make their own presents and cristmas cards.

This event hopes to promote a reduction in the amount of things we buy and more ethical consideration about the impacts upon our planet and its people of our consumption. We also want to help people discover a more fun way to celebrate the festive season than simply buying stuff. So bring along your kids for a fun day out from 11 until 4.

http://www.buynothingday.co.uk/
http://www.consumermonster.com/