‘A Wake for BP’, (ExCel 16.4.09; British Museum 6.5.09)

ART NOT OIL REQUESTS THE PLEASURE OF YOUR COMPANY AT ‘A WAKE FOR BP’ AT ITS CENTENARY PARTY, (BRITISH MUSEUM, 6–7PM, 6.5.09)

** dress rehearsal to take place at BP’s 100th AGM, Cus­tom House DLR, 10.30am, 16.4.09 **

BP the party is overART NOT OIL REQUESTS THE PLEASURE OF YOUR COMPANY AT ‘A WAKE FOR BP’ AT ITS CENTENARY PARTY, (BRITISH MUSEUM, 6–7PM, 6.5.09)

** dress rehearsal to take place at BP’s 100th AGM, Cus­tom House DLR, 10.30am, 16.4.09 **

Oil goliath BP, already forced to post­pone its cen­te­nary par­ty at the British Muse­um on April 1st, (also known as Fos­sil Fools Day[1]), has resched­uled the event for May 6th. Art Not Oil[2], the group behind the orig­i­nal demon­stra­tion against its ‘tar­nished cen­te­nary’, will be throw­ing ‘A Wake for BP’ as guests arrive at the British Muse­um between 6pm and 7pm on the new date.

As before, peo­ple want­i­ng to come and say ‘BP – your party’s over!’ and wish the behe­moth a hap­py last birth­day are more than wel­come. The British Museum’s main gate on Great Rus­sell Street will find a con­tin­gent of the new­ly-formed Brazen Pranksters play­ing tunes to ush­er in a new era of cli­mate jus­tice and eco­log­i­cal san­i­ty.

They will also be warm­ing up between 10.30 and 11.30am out­side BP’s 100th AGM at the ExCel Cen­tre on April 16th. There, Art Not Oil hopes to present BP Chair­man Peter Suther­land a spe­cial ‘I sur­vived BP, but the plan­et might not’ T‑shirt, to com­mem­o­rate his last AGM with the com­pa­ny, to place along­side his £600,000 2007–8 pay pack­et. They also plan to wish him a hap­py low-car­bon retire­ment.

‘This real­ly is a case of “BP100 = World Plun­dered”, said Art Not Oil’s Jo Castell. ‘Through­out its his­to­ry, BP has spread the curse of oil wher­ev­er it has oper­at­ed, injur­ing (and some­times killing) work­ers, tear­ing com­mu­ni­ties asun­der and dec­i­mat­ing wildlife. And that’s long before the CO2 from burn­ing the stuff hits the upper atmos­phere and wreaks hav­oc with the cli­mate. Per­haps the most valu­able les­son we could learn from the 20th cen­tu­ry is that the 21st cen­tu­ry will need to see us kick the fos­sil fuel habit, and pret­ty damn soon. Art Not Oil would pre­fer to be in this for the short haul, but either way we’re deter­mined to see BP decom­mis­sioned as a cen­tral part of that oily cold turkey.’

Sam Chase added that ‘Any com­pa­ny that can boast that it’s replac­ing “2008 oil pro­duc­tion by 121% and aims to grow annu­al out­put through to 2020”(4) needs to be decom­mis­sioned forth­with, if we’re to have a chance of avoid­ing cli­mate cat­a­stro­phe in the not-so-dis­tant future. For­tu­nate­ly, Art Not Oil is not alone in work­ing for this to hap­pen, as move­ments of resis­tance are gath­er­ing strength all over the world.’

Notes to edi­tors:

(1) Fos­sil Fools Day was big and inter­na­tion­al in 2008 and 2009:
http://www.newint.org/columns/currents/2008/06/01/climate-campaigning;
www.fossilfoolsdayofaction.org

(2) Art Not Oil stands for ‘cre­ativ­i­ty, cli­mate jus­tice and an end to oil indus­try spon­sor­ship of the arts’, and is part of Ris­ing Tide UK. Look out for its nigh-on irre­sistible 2010 desk diary in Sep­tem­ber!
info@artnotoil.org.uk
07709 545116
www.artnotoil.org.uk
www.risingtide.org.uk

(3) The Car­bon Town Cry­er has now post­ed his BP paean ‘Cel­e­brate This!’ here: www.myspace.com/carbontowncryer

(4) What’s Right With BP?
(An edit­ed ver­sion of this text is now avail­able on a free Art Not Oil post­card):
* Beyond Petro­le­um? ‘BP replaces 2008 pro­duc­tion by 121% & aims to grow annu­al out­put through to 2020’; (BP press release)

* Fos­sil fuel-induced cli­mate chaos hit Europe in August 2003, killing tens of thou­sands of most­ly old­er peo­ple in record-break­ing tem­per­a­tures. 150,000 may have died world­wide.

* In 2007, BP bought 50% of the Sun­rise oil tar sands field in Cana­da. Tar sands are most pol­lut­ing of all the fos­sil fuels. ‘Fund man­agers attack BP over tar sands plan’, Times, 18.4.08; www.tarsandswatch.org

* ‘Exposed: BP, its pipeline, and an envi­ron­men­tal time-bomb’, Inde­pen­dent (26.6.04) on BP’s Baku-Cey­han oil & gas pipelines, which will pro­duce over 150m tonnes of CO2 each year for 40 years, caus­ing untold dam­age to the world’s cli­mate; baku.org.uk

* ‘BP dou­bles cor­po­rate ad bud­get in $150m bid for green­er image’, Times, 28.12.05; BP invests 2.6% of its annu­al bud­get in solar & oth­er renew­able ener­gy sources, much less than it ploughs into adver­tis­ing and PR like its spon­sor­ship of the Olympics, Tate, NPG, NHM etc.

* ‘BP and Shell have dis­cussed with the gov­ern­ment the prospect of claim­ing a stake in Iraq’s oil reserves in the after­math of war.’ Finan­cial Times, 11.3.03.

* ‘BP slat­ed for ‘sys­temic laps­es’, FT, 18.8.05; 15 work­ers were killed and 500 injured in an explo­sion at BP’s Texas City refin­ery on March 23rd 2005.

* ‘Oil gush­es into Arc­tic Ocean from BP pipeline’, (265,000 gal­lons, to be more exact.) Inde­pen­dent, 21.3.06.

* ‘BP prof­its soar 148%’, Guardian, 28.10.08. ‘Oil giant BP today beat ana­lysts’ fore­casts as its report­ed a 148% surge in third-quar­ter prof­its to top $10bn (£6.5bn), boost­ed by record oil prices.’

* Com­mu­ni­ty-con­trolled, post-cap­i­tal­ist renew­able ener­gy is already a real­i­ty; see for exam­ple www.escanda.org

…and by the way, Shel­l’s no bet­ter. In fact, they’re all up to no good!