Maniac Motorist Marrs Mass in Glasgow

Last Fri­day’s Crit­i­cal Mass in Glas­gow was marred and cut short slight­ly by an assault on one of the rid­ers. Not over­bur­dened with fes­tive spir­it, a mid­dle-aged woman leant out of a car (reg. no X754…) and pulled the cyclist off his bike.

Glasgow CM Nov. 07Last Fri­day’s Crit­i­cal Mass in Glas­gow was marred and cut short slight­ly by an assault on one of the rid­ers. Not over­bur­dened with fes­tive spir­it, a mid­dle-aged woman leant out of a car (reg. no X754…) and pulled the cyclist off his bike.

After gath­er­ing as usu­al, defy­ing rain and the inva­sion of George Square by a St andrews day icerink and a mil­lion Saltires, 20 cyclists went for their reg­u­lar ride around. About 0 min­utes into the event the atmos­phere turned nasty while head­ing up St Vin­cent Street.

After attempt­ing to dri­ve in between the Massers, always a dan­ger­ous and counter-pro­duc­tive thing to do, the sil­ver car near­ly hit a rid­er. after that and a short con­ver­sa­tion, the car’s pas­sen­ger, a mid­dle-aged blonde woman in a red jack­et grabbed the cyclist by the shoul­der, jerked him off of his bike.

The car with a reg­is­tra­tion num­ber begin­ning X754 and end­ing in either LGG or a sim­i­lar sound­ing com­bi­na­tion of let­ters, then sped off up the hill. a rid­er caught up at the next set of traf­fic lights (always hap­pens) but was unable to get a clear pho­to­graph of the vio­lent crim­i­nal and her accom­plice, who turned right up Pitt Street and got away.

Crit­i­cal Massers regrouped to catch breath on the pave­ment, then most of them con­tin­ued to ride for anoth­er 20 min­utes or so. Includ­ing the assault­ed cyclist, not seri­ous­ly hurt but slight­ly shak­en and, giv­en the police’s inac­tion over a pre­vi­ous assault, unlike­ly to both­er press­ing charges. From Argyle Street, past the most pol­lut­ed site in the city, over the riv­er and back over the foot­bridge to the pub for a warm­ing and well-earned drink.

“Motorist breaks law with impuni­ty.” It’s hard­ly a news sto­ry, as you can see from this pho­to­graph of a com­plete­ly dif­fer­ent car on the same road. Two peo­ple in the car, wet road, lengthy stop­ping dis­tance, yet it’s the dri­ver who’s talk­ing on the mobile phone. Anoth­er idiot endan­ger­ing my life and my friends’ lives while slow­ly poi­son­ing the air we all share. Where’s the choice in lifestyle choice there?

While the assault might cause Crit­i­cal Massers to think more deeply about tac­tics, there’s no doubt that more than ever it’s a vital part of the bat­tle for qual­i­ty of life in Glas­gow.

Meets at George Square, 5:30pm for a 6:00pm depar­ture on the last Fri­day of every month.