Angels Disrupt Nanotech Conference and Present ‘Can of Worms’ Award to former Monsanto Man.

A host of heav­en­ly angels from THRONG (The Heav­en­ly Right­eous Opposed to Nan­otech Greed) appeared today unto a nan­otech­nol­o­gy busi­ness con­fer­ence in order to bestow a “Can of Worms” Award on a rep­re­sen­ta­tive of the Nan­otech­nol­o­gy Indus­try. Cho­sen to receive the award was Mr Har­ry Swan, for­mer­ly of Mon­san­to, who is Nan­otech­nol­o­gy man­ag­er of Britain’s lead­ing pro­duc­er of car­bon nan­otubes, Thomas Swan & Co.

Nan­otech­nol­o­gy, the manip­u­la­tion of mat­ter at the lev­els of atoms and mol­e­cules (a mil­lion nano-angels can dance on the head of a pin), is being tout­ed to Indus­try as “the next big thing” despite major con­cerns over its safe­ty and dis­rup­tive soci­etal impacts.

Hold­ing a ban­ner that read “Nan­otech­nol­o­gy — its not big and its not clever”, a dozen angels sang a melod­ic cho­rus of “Hark the throng of angels sing, Nan­otech’s a dodgy thing” as the “Can of Worms” award was pre­sent­ed by THRONG archangel Sarah Phimn. She cau­tioned del­e­gates against the fool­ish attempt to rush nan­otech­nol­o­gy to mar­ket: “Where these nano fools rush in we angels fear to tread”, she said.

The “Nan­otech­nol­o­gy — Deliv­er­ing Busi­ness Advan­tage” con­fer­ence is intend­ed to con­vince UK busi­ness­es to adopt this con­tro­ver­sial set of tech­nolo­gies. The con­fer­ence, fea­tur­ing speak­ers from arms com­pa­ny BAE and chem­i­cal giant ICI, is in part spon­sored by The Insti­tute of Nan­otech­nol­o­gy — a UK Nan­otech Trade Group whose back­ers include GM crop com­pa­ny Syn­gen­ta, food giant Unilever and defence con­trac­tor Qine­tiq.

“The same greedy cor­po­ra­tions who messed with the genet­ic basis of life are now seek­ing to alter and pri­va­tize nature right down to the atom­ic lev­el”, explained THRONG spoke­san­gel Pan­do­ra Spocks. “We want to warn com­pa­nies attend­ing this con­fer­ence that get­ting into nan­otech is real­ly not a clever idea – for soci­ety or their busi­ness”

This is the first in what is hoped to become an annu­al “Can of Worms” award cer­e­mo­ny. This year’s prizewin­ner, Har­ry Swan, is very famil­iar with open­ing cans of worms: He was respon­si­ble for Mon­san­to’s pub­lic rela­tions attempt to con­vince the pub­lic to accept GM foods — just a small taste of the big­ger con­tro­ver­sy over nan­otech­nol­o­gy still to come.

Notes to Edi­tors:

- For more details, pho­tos and video con­tact Gabriel: +44(0)7746 411539
email: angelsagainstnanotech@crapmail.com

- Copies of the infor­ma­tion giv­en to del­e­gates and of Sarah Phimns award pre­sen­ta­tion speech will be avail­able at http://angelsagainstnanotech.blogspot.comand www.indymedia.org.uk

- Details of the con­fer­ence can be found athttp://www.imeche.org.uk/

- The Insti­tute of Nan­otech­nol­o­gy can be reached atwww.nano.org.uk

- THRONG are not affil­i­at­ed with THONG (but we offer them a tip o’ the hat!) seehttp://www.chicagothong.org/nanocommerce.php?photo=061


 

Award Speech giv­en by Sarah Phimn, THRONG Archangel, at “Nan­otech­nol­o­gy-Deliv­er­ing Busi­ness Advan­tage” con­fer­ence, Bucks UK — 9th Dec 2004

“Broth­ers and sis­ters
Be not afraid. We have tid­ings of great impor­tance. We are here on behalf of THRONG (The Heav­en­ly Right­eous Opposed to Nan­otech Greed) to hand over the first ever “Can of Worms Award” to a rep­re­sen­ta­tive of the nan­otech indus­try.

We have been watch­ing the earth­ly plain for many mil­len­nia and from the fir­ma­ment we have noticed of late many fools rush­ing into the great nan­otech­nol­o­gy gam­ble. This caus­es us much con­cern. Those we see rush­ing into nan­otech include: the great fool­ish armies of the world; the fool­ish US pres­i­dent and of course the transna­tion­al com­pa­nies fresh from mak­ing fool­ish things such as weapons (like BAE Sys­tems), pes­ti­cides (like BASF) and GM Crops (Syn­gen­ta).
Where these nano fools rush in, we angels fear to tread.

Our angel­ic host will pass out amongst you hym­nals to explain our con­cern.

And its not just us in the heav­en­ly high get­ting our halos in a twist about small things. Envi­ron­men­tal groups, the insur­ance indus­try, trade unions … why even roy­als and roy­al soci­eties are issu­ing stern warn­ings:
— about the tox­i­c­i­ty of nanopar­ti­cles.
— about the mil­i­tary use of nan­otech­nolo­gies.
— about how nanosen­sors will increase con­trol and sur­veil­lance.
— about how nan­otech­nol­o­gy will strength­en cor­po­rate pow­er.
— about patents on mat­ter.
— about cir­cum­vent­ing dis­abil­i­ty rights.

It is clear to us that the emerg­ing field of Nan­otech­nol­o­gy is an almighty can of worms fraught with prob­lems, dan­gers and, lets face it, real­ly bad PR prob­lems..

And so we are here to present the first ever Can of Worms Award to:
Mr Har­ry Swan (of Thomas Swan and Co.)

Now.. you might not all realise but Har­ry is no stranger to open­ing messy cans of worms.

He was PR spokesper­son for Mon­san­to. He had the job of con­vinc­ing the British pub­lic that they want­ed GM foods. Oops!
Lat­er Har­ry took a job with a com­pa­ny that helps big oil and biotech com­pa­nies attack envi­ron­men­tal and human rights groups. tut tut!

But with an unerr­ing nose for new cans of worms, Har­ry has now returned to the fam­i­ly firm to stake its future on becom­ing the UK’s major pro­duc­er of car­bon nan­otubes — tox­ic asbestos-like fibres.

Har­ry, with nei­ther reg­u­la­tions, safe­ty tests or a clear lia­bil­i­ty regime in place for nan­otech­nol­o­gy we can already hear those worms squirm­ing .. You are a very deserved win­ner of this can of worms..
But real­ly we would advise you NOT to open it.…”


 

A Nano-hymn

Hark the throng of angels sing, nan­otech’s a dodgy thing
Piece by piece the world defiled
God­like sci­ence run­ning wild
Care­ful al ye peo­ple wise
Nano could be your demise
We will not coop­er­ate
With your cor­po­rate nano-state
Hark the throng of angels sing, nan­otech’s a dodgy thing

Leaflet at:
http://www.indymedia.org.uk/media/2004/12/302569.pdf More info from:
http://angelsagainstnanotech.blogspot.com/

Video at:
http://www.indymedia.org.uk/media/2004/12/302638.wmv

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