Greenwash Guerrillas Embarrass E.ON

16.07.2008
This morn­ing, Cli­mate Campers and friends put a fresh dent in E.ON’s tar­nished rep­u­ta­tion with a Green­wash Guer­ril­las demo out­side the Guardian Cli­mate Change Sum­mit, which E.ON are spon­sor­ing.

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This morn­ing, Cli­mate Campers and friends put a fresh dent in E.ON’s tar­nished rep­u­ta­tion with a Green­wash Guer­ril­las demo out­side the Guardian Cli­mate Change Sum­mit, which E.ON are spon­sor­ing.

Pro­tect­ed by tox­ic waste haz­ard suits and bran­dish­ing a top-of-the-line range of green­wash detect­ing devices, the 40 intre­pid Green­wash Guer­ril­las swarmed around the build­ing (the Busi­ness Design Cen­tre in Isling­ton, whose mar­ket­ing man­agers were not best pleased at their pres­ence and who might think twice about work­ing with a cli­mate crim­i­nal like E.ON in future), mak­ing sure that every del­e­gate who entered knew about E.ON’s attempt to build the first new coal fired pow­er sta­tion in the UK for thir­ty years at Kingsnorth, in Kent (site of this year’s Camp for Cli­mate Action, which has oth­er plans – like leav­ing fos­sil fuels in the ground!).

Some del­e­gates hap­pi­ly took in bot­tles of Ev.eon water (car­bon cap­ture in a bot­tle, the lat­est tech­no-fix here to save the day! Check it out: www.ev-eon.com), and end­ed up tak­ing a lit­tle piece of sub­ver­sion into the bel­ly of the E.ON-sponsored beast. At one point, the word went out that green­wash had reached max­i­mum tox­i­c­i­ty lev­els, and some of the guer­ril­las tem­porar­i­ly suc­cumbed in a mass die-in. The sounds of the Ped­als ped­al-pow­ered sound sys­tem soon revived them, how­ev­er, and the guer­ril­las went back to suck­ing green­wash out of the build­ing and chat­ting to large­ly recep­tive passers-by and large­ly sheep­ish del­e­gates.

One guer­ril­la was heard to say: “This sum­mit is green­wash of the high­est tox­i­c­i­ty. E.ON is spend­ing a lot of mon­ey try­ing to paint its dirty deeds as green. Those real­ly con­cerned about cli­mate change will be con­fronting their lies, at con­fer­ences and offices in Lon­don, at the Camp for Cli­mate Action at Kingsnorth this August, and wher­ev­er else E.ON is com­mit­ting cli­mate crimes”, said McDon­nell.

After 1000 leaflets had been hand­ed out and the ‘E.ON’s Green­wash Won’t Wash’ and ‘Cau­tion: Tox­ic Green­wash Haz­ard’ ban­ners rolled away (to be used anoth­er day, should any com­pa­ny ever be crazy enough to accept spon­sor­ship from E.ON again), the guer­ril­las out­ma­noeu­vred the police to have a debrief and late break­fast in the sun­shine at a near­by park. Just as they were prepar­ing to leave, a huge cheer went out: Oxford cli­mate campers had occu­pied the roof of the Lon­don head office of Edel­man, E.ON’s recent­ly hired PR com­pa­ny!

A bril­liant morning’s work. Keep the pres­sure on E.ON – see you at the Camp!

Green­wash Guer­rril­la
info@climatecamp.org.uk
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