Critical Mass reports — London, Manchester, Glasgow, Bristol, Edinburgh, York

Lon­don:
The cycle police were pret­ty laid back and vast­ly out­num­bered, though they did still try to man­age the ride by block­ing the front so that the back could catch up. What does it mat­ter if a 1,000 rid­ers get split into two or more though? Towards the end of the ride the police seemed to give up doing any­thing, they did­n’t even try to stop a cou­ple of cars going the wrong way down a one way street, and they just blend­ed in and became a part of the Mass.

Lon­don:
London May 07 Critical Mass 3The cycle police were pret­ty laid back and vast­ly out­num­bered, though they did still try to man­age the ride by block­ing the front so that the back could catch up. What does it mat­ter if a 1,000 rid­ers get split into two or more though? Towards the end of the ride the police seemed to give up doing any­thing, they did­n’t even try to stop a cou­ple of cars going the wrong way down a one way street, and they just blend­ed in and became a part of the Mass.

The police inter­vened with an inci­dent with a young rid­er at King’s Cross. I could­n’t make out whether the rid­er had been involved in acci­dent and the police were just tak­ing par­tic­u­lars or if the rid­er was being rep­ri­mand­ed. Any­way this led to some boo­ing from the Mass.

Par­tic­i­pants did quite a lot of blockad­ing traf­fic and even a small sit
down in Par­lia­ment Square, though this was prob­a­bly cel­e­bra­to­ry and
defi­ant. Noth­ing was done to stop the sound sys­tems play­ing in the SOCPA zone this time. The impres­sion I got from oth­er rid­ers was that this was a very good Mass. I went expect­ing the worst and got almost the best.

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the inci­dent at kings cross involved a rid­er being caught steal­ing a light from the back of a cops bike. the police got pissed and tried to arrest her but a few oth­er rid­ers, and unfor­tu­nate­ly i mean a few, inter­vened and let it be known that it would be very dif­fi­cult for the police to arrest her — which they decid­ed would there­fore not be worth it. i per­son­al­ly think that those on the CM should not allow fel­low rid­ers to be arrest­ed — an easy thing to acheive when we vast­ly out­num­ber the cops.
respect to the few that helped out.

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The atmos­phere on the ride was real­ly friend­ly with a few small sound sys­tems and a vari­ety of pret­ty mad bikes and trail­ers adding to the mag­ic. There were loads of new faces and peo­ple of every age and back­ground.

There were also plen­ty of cops. They had talked to a few peo­ple as the ride met up at Water­loo Bridge and were seen hand­ing some kind of paper­work to the own­er of one of the sound sys­tems, but no sign of any sig­nif­i­cant attempt to cur­tail the ride. Far from being oppres­sive, they kept them­selves to them­selves on the whole.

I per­son­al­ly got a quite pissed off a few times by seem­ing­ly incon­sid­er­ate behav­ior from the ride itself — for exam­ple, not let­ting pedes­tri­ans cross the road. In anoth­er exam­ple, a bus com­ing in the oppo­site direc­tion was blocked by cyclists on the wrong side of the road and held up for at least ten min­utes as a result.
The cops did grab a few idiots and give them some stern words on sev­er­al occa­sions through­out the ride for cycling on the wrong side of the road into oncom­ing traf­fic.

The police made fools of them­selves at Par­lia­ment Square when they tried to block the rides third or forth rota­tion around the square and end­ed up stalling the ride there for a good half hour. The ride would have moved off much quick­er if left to it’s own devices as the ride likes to move and becomes impa­tient when peo­ple stop.

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Videos from Lon­don:

Quick­time video — video/mp4 9.3M
Win­dows video — video/x‑ms-wmv 13M

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Man­ches­ter video rough-cut

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Glasgow CM May '07 blessing
BIG BIKE BLESSING — Anoth­er great Crit­i­cal Mass bike ride in Glas­gow

About 80 cyclists came out to the Big Bike Bless­ing on this sun­ny evening in Glas­gow. The priest from the church of the Hol­ly Bikes were sent by St Cycle to help cyclists real­ize that by rid­ding their bikes they are actu­al­ly sav­ing the city dwellers and the plan­et at the same time. Every cyclists was praised as a hero, a sav­ior for they are the only ones that can help this oil dri­ven econ­o­my. They are the only ones that can bring fresh air to the con­t­a­m­i­nat­ed city. They are the ones tak­ing action on a dai­ly bases no mat­ter where they are from, what their reli­gion might be, or what their pro­fes­sion is. The bike will save us. AMEN!

Hol­ly oil was used to bless about 20 bikes and every cyclist was thanked for their incred­i­ble achieve­ment, their hero­ic act of using their self pro­pelled vehi­cles. They were told that the Great St Cycles is look­ing over all of us and that we will be looked after dur­ing our ride around the city as long as we stick togeth­er.

The cer­e­mo­ni­ous aspect of this gath­er­ing actu­al­ly cre­at­ed some great inter­ac­tions and made peo­ple curi­ous to the point of want­i­ng to know more. There were some very inter­est­ing dis­cus­sion about our reli­gious belief in bikes (which chal­lenged peo­ple in their own beliefs). This also brought all the cyclists togeth­er.

As for cul­tur­al diver­si­ty, and just to show that it’s not about the reli­gion but about bikes, there were a few peo­ple send­ing bless­ings dressed in a more Hin­du style as well. There was even some strange rep­tile that decid­ed to join the cer­e­monies of the day.

The Weird Bike Show brought out the ZEM (Zero Emis­sions Machine) once again, with it’s hop­ping sound sys­tem and pro­vid­ed the broth­ers and sis­ters from the church of the Hol­ly Bikes a bril­liant ride.

The promised Divine Inter­ven­tion did occur around Tron­gate where a pair of shoes belong­ing to no oth­er than St Cycles were care­ful­ly left on top of an elec­tric box before he him­self was tak­en to the sky.

As for the police charg­ing cyclists of block­ing traf­fic last month, there was a com­plete­ly dif­fer­ent vibe this month. There were two police offi­cers on bikes that came along to the ride. They were very mel­low and there­for were giv­en quite a few bless­ings.

We also have some excel­lent footage that shows how fast bikes can get out of the way to let things like fire trucks and the police through. The only thing hold­ing these emer­gency vehi­cles up were the motors … not bikes.

The mass fin­ished in George Sq where every­one left was stamped with a ‘Bike Route’ Stamp ensur­ing a spe­cial dis­count to the gig at the Art School with Jum­ble Sales Sound Sys­tem and Bed­lam Boudoir fan­cy bur­lesque night.

For those that claimed Crit­i­cal Mass was dead … I’m pleased to inform you that our num­bers are still grow­ing and we’re lov­ing it.

Bless you Bike!!

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Bristol CM May 07 wheel trashed
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Bris­tol: Crit­i­cal Mass yes­ter­day was phe­nom­e­nal. I think we had over 100 par­tic­i­pants and it was flow­ing beau­ti­ful­ly for about 40 min­utes… Then of course some dri­vers, three I think, all got a bit impa­tient all at once and a cou­ple of cyclists were knocked over, 14 police cars an ambu­lance and a riot van, two arrests lat­er, tail backs from the Foun­tains right up past Stokes Croft… all got a bit nasty. It will be inter­est­ing to see if the press have any­thing to say and what the police pres­ence is next time…

Just to be clear though, whilst there was quite a lot going on as far as I am aware at least one of those arrest­ed got stuck in to the fra­cas after the police arrived and had noth­ing to do with the ride itself, and nei­ther of the cyclists who were hit behaved inap­pro­pri­ate­ly at any point. No motorists were arrest­ed and the police let one hit and run dri­ver leave the scene with­out for­mal­ly record­ing an acci­dent, despite him hav­ing delib­er­ate­ly rammed a cyclist and ruined his bicy­cle.

So, peo­ple, I under­stand there will be anoth­er ride on the 29th of May. Meet 5.30pm at the Foun­tains, leave at 6pm. Those of you who aren’t at Glas­ton­bury that is. The more rea­son­able cyclists that attend the bet­ter we can cre­ate a good organ­ic flow and have a safe and effec­tive ride to cel­e­brate cycling.

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I was at the Edin­burgh Crit­i­cal Mass yes­ter­day, with about 15 or 20 of us there. It went along fair­ly peace­ful­ly, with the excep­tion of the police in the mid­dle of the mead­ows. The ban­ner that some­one had, had to be tak­en down, but apart from that there was no issue, apart from some tail­backs.

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York’s May Crit­i­cal Mass a suc­cess

Some­where between 35 and 40 rid­ers took part in this months ride includ­ing a num­ber of new faces. Flags dis­play­ing state­ments such as “One Less Car” and “I [bike] YRK” were attached to peo­ple’s bikes as they assem­bled at the Min­ster. The large amounts of flier­ing in the pre­vi­ous week seemed to have had a won­der­ful effect, though the weath­er could have been bet­ter. We met some inter­est­ing respons­es along the way. When we reached the sug­gest­ed end point of St Samp­sons Square, the ride end­ed up con­tin­u­ing to cir­cle the square for some time before final­ly stop­ping. It def­i­nite­ly looks like, hav­ing slipped to just 20 a month, the ride is head­ing back to high­er num­bers, and could make 100 by the end of the year.
At 6:05 the ride left, head­ing for Hol­gate Road and Pop­ple­ton Road. After cross­ing Clifton Bridge, the ride head­ed down Water End into Clifton, and after a messy turn, pro­ceed­ed along Kingsway North to the round­about, where the cus­tom­ary 2.5 rota­tions was achieved. The ride then fol­lowed Crighton Avenue to Bur­ton Stone Lane, where the away team coach for the evening’s City match was found com­ing in the oppo­site direc­tion. The ride turned towards town, in along Bootham, through Gilly­gate, through Lord May­ors walk and out along Monkgate, where the round­about pro­vid­ed yet more fun. Back in, through Bootham Bar, and round the Min­ster, then over to the Assem­bly Rooms and Dav­ey Gate. At this point, the ride approached the agreed fin­ish­ing point in St Samp­sons Square. Due to the cycle racks and phones, the ride went round the first side, where upon, instead of turn­ing into the square, it con­tin­ued onwards around and around. So imma­ture, but so much fun!